Original 8oz Glass Christmas Vacation Moose Mug As seen on Dragon's Den, RetroFestive is proud to be the Canadian distributor of these genuine 8 ounce GLASS moose mugs, officially licensed by Warner Bros. Studios. Now, you can enjoy your eggnog in a Moose Mug (aka eggnog cup) just like Clark... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
"Old Man's Prize" 45-Inch Leg Lamp It's been 40 years since A Christmas Story was filmed here in Canada. Now you can commemorate the occasion with this handsome 45-inch tall Leg Lamp! Only 75 of this size are are available for the 2023 season, so snag yours today! Note: Due to the... MSRP: C$349.99 Was: C$349.99 Now: C$299.99
Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does... MSRP: Was: Now: C$27.99 Add to Cart
Crime Scene Toilet Paper Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details: 200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details: 200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Tits the Season - Crooked Christmas Ornament Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall Materials: Resin Gold string to hang from the tree Packaging: Cardboard backing and base MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Merry Christmas F*ckers - Crooked Christmas Ornament Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall Materials: Resin Gold string to hang from the tree Packaging: Cardboard backing and base MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe - Crooked Christmas Ornament Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall Materials: Resin Gold string to hang from the tree Packaging: Cardboard backing and base MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The Nutcracker - Crooked Christmas Ornament Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall Materials: Resin Gold string to hang from the tree Packaging: Cardboard backing and base MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
I'm Sexy and I Snow It - Crooked Christmas Ornament Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall Materials: Resin Gold string to hang from the tree Packaging: Cardboard backing and base MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Flamin' Hot Cheetos Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Dangerously cheesy and spicy, it s a snack that keeps you coming back for more. Flamin Hot Cheetos have become a cultural phenomenon and as a result, have revitalized the Cheetos brand! Ships in safe packaging with a keepsake box to store for years to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Snickers bars continue to delight with a delicious mix of sweet and salty flavours. The creamy milk chocolate, savory and salty pretzels, and a nougat center help to keep this candy bar a fan favorite! Remember your childhood favourite candy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Skittles are sweet, chewy, fruity treats which have become a staple candy for many. With multiple flavours offered in each bag, these continue to thrill year after year. Remember your childhood favourite candy with this ornament. Ships in safe packaging... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Where's Pickle? Ornament Introducing our Hilarious Hiding Pickle Christmas Ornament, Get ready for a tradition that will tickle your funny bone and bring laughter to your holiday festivities. This mischievous little pickle ornament is here to turn your Christmas tree into a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
The Clausfather Ornament This 1970's themed funny glass ornament is the perfect gift for someone who loves mobster films. This is made of hard to break Glass, it will take a lot more than just falling off the Christmas Tree to break these ornaments! This fun... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Goth Cat Ornament Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" tall, hand-blown glass bat cat ornament looks so natural... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Keychain - Rubber Chicken This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow colour and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if you’re groping around in your bag or backpack... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
The Amazing Burrito Blanket Become a human burrito with this super soft 71" round burrito blanket. Made with velvety fleece, this blanket will keep anyone nice and cozy with a fun, novelty print that looks good enough to eat! Details: Dimensions: 71" Round Materials:100%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$42.99 Add to Cart
The Singing Christmas Tree Musical Plush Click the VIDEOS tab to see the Singing Christmas Tree in action! Put some kitsch into your Christmas when you sing along with this wacky singing & dancing Christmas Tree. Hear him belt out Jingle Bells as he grooves from side to side. Sure to make... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Here Comes Amazon! Festive Countertop Sign Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, Right down my drive-way! Festify your holiday home with this fun sign. Includes an easel, so it looks great on any counter, ledge or mantel. 2.75" x 8.5" Wood composite with easel stand on back MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
O.C.D. Obsessive Christmas Disorder Festive Countertop Sign Do you think you might have Obsessive Christmas Disorder?! Festify your holiday home with this fun sign. Includes an easel, so it looks great on any counter, ledge or mantel. 2.75" x 8.5" Wood composite with easel stand on back MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Mr. Pickles Hide and Seek Gnome in Gift Box 12 Days of Hide & Go Seek Funny Mr. Pickles is a magical gnome,He hides in silly places, all around your home. If you find him first most often, you'll be the lucky one,Who gets a special treat when the game is said & done. December 13th... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
6-Foot Gold Tinsel Garland with Red and Green Baubles This 6-foot gold tinsel garland is a festive addition to your Christmas tree décor. It features small and large sized red and green plastic ball ornaments in an alternating pattern. Details: Dimensions: 6" long Materials:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles Kurt Adler's Christmas cat ornaments are a fun and festive addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a cat in a cup, a cat in a stocking and a cat clinging to a glittered Christmas tree. Each cat is wearing a reed... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Choose Options
CBD Gummy Bear Ornament Set of 2 These red and green CBD Gummy Bear ornaments are a fun addition to your holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a "Chill Pill" green gummy, and a "All Is Calm" red gummy Details: Dimensions: approx 3" tall Materials:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles These S'More ornaments from Kurt Adler are a fun addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. Choose from the following sayings: Campfire S'Mores S'More Fun With Friends I'M Only Here For The S'mores Let's Get... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Choose Options
Pig and Cow Farm Bell Ornament Set of 2 These farm animal bell ornaments are a festive addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a piglet wearing a Santa hat sitting on a "Hogs and Kisses" bell and a calf wearing a Santa hat sitting on a "I Love Moo" bell... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas A tortilla filled with rice, beans, meat, cheese and vegetables. A full meal with every food group wrapped in delicious tortilla. Wrap it up and take a bite! Ships in safe packaging with a keepsake box to store for years to come. Store in a cool, dry... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Humans have used hot sauces to flavour foods for thousands of years. The first commercially-offered American hot sauce was branded in 1807. Today, the spicy condiment is available in hundreds of varieties and celebrated with spicy food eating contests... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Cannabis Fairie String Lights This light set includes 20 translucent cannabis leaves, each with a green LED light bulb. Details: 20 green LED fairy lights For indoor use. 24 inch green lead wire 4 inch light spacing Battery Operated: uses 3 AA batteries - NOT... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Dear Santa Chalk Board Our Dear Santa Chalk Board is a playful wooden chalkboard adorned with whimsical holiday sentiments that read, “Dear Santa, my name is ____, I am ____ years old, this year I asked Santa for ____, my favorite part of Christmas is ____,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Twisted Glass Icicle Ornaments - Box of 24 These clear glass icicle ornaments by Kurt Adler are a beautiful, classic way to add sparkle to your holiday décor. Each icicle ornament features a beautiful, realistic, twisted dripping icicle design. Perfect for adding an icy, wintry feel to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger Why just charge your phone when you can spread Christmas cheer at the same time?! Plug the USB into a computer or a charging cube and watch as the strand of bulbs light up! Instant Christmas! Details: Dimensions: 46" long. 15 bulbs are 4"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Choose Options