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Do you have a potty mouth? If you think bathroom humour is hysterical, then we have some Christmas-themed bathroom funny stuff for you! Deck your bathroom with Christmas cheer like funny Christmas toilet paper, the Redneck Christmas Tree toilet plunger and other stinky holiday gifts!

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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
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  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99
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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

    C$14.99
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  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

    C$29.99
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  • Freddie Mercury We Will Wash You Soap (2 oz) Freddie Mercury We Will Wash You Soap (2 oz) 2

    Freddie Mercury We Will Wash You Soap (2 oz)

    Here’s a soap for all the champions! Gets you fresh for when The Show Must Go On – keeps you fresh when you travel at the speed of light.Who will scrub you the right way?We will. We Will Wash You.[almond, cocoa butter] Does ordinary...

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  • The Plop Thickens Lavatory Mist The Plop Thickens Lavatory Mist

    The Plop Thickens Lavatory Mist

    A timeless tale, with a modern twist. Riveting, to say the least.  Two quick mists erase evidence of any offense - no matter how foul! Details: Scented with Jasmine, Thyme and Bergamot Instantly eliminate that which reeks. No fewer than 500...

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  • Damn Dude Lavatory Mist Damn Dude Lavatory Mist

    Damn Dude Lavatory Mist

    Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat?  Two quick mists erase evidence of any offense - no matter how foul! Details: Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential iols of Orange and Thyme Instantly...

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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and kids to practice their creativity during bath time. Each...

    C$15.99
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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

    C$12.99
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  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

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  • Blow Me Birthday Candles Fancy That Party Candles - Blow Me

    Party Candles - BLOW ME

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

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  • Smile Poop Bag Holder Howligans Poop Bag Holder on Card Service with a Smile Infographic Howligans Poop Bag Holder in Action

    Poop Bag Holder: Service with a Smile

    We get it, shit happens. Be prepared with Howligan’s waste bag holders featuring a fun design for all that dirty business. Attaches to a leash, handbag or belt loop with a durable stainless clip and holds TWO rolls of poop bags (included). Measures...

    C$19.99
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  • Morning Wood Soap Soap in hand

    Morning Wood Bar of Soap

    Rise to the occasion with Morning Wood all natural, hand made soap! The Morning Wood bar of soap features a carved wood grain design with a fresh pine scent. Do not be ashamed of your Morning Wood, use it with confidence, or lend it to your spouse...

    C$9.99
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  • Poop Emoji Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Emoji Poop Christmas Ornament TB-3907 Poop Christmas Ornament

    Santa Poop Emoji Ornament

    Have you had a crappy year? This festive piece of poop is ready for some laughs this holiday season! Hand-painted quality resin Each ornament is hand painted. Size:  2.5" x 2" inches 

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  • Toilet Mug Toilet Mug Toilet Mug

    Toilet Mug

    Enjoy the office coffee the way it's designed to be, in this oversized Toilet Mug! Whether as a perfect gift for work colleagues, or a convenient way to do what your mother always told you not to do, this fun novelty mug is a tongue-in-cheek gift that...

    C$27.99
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  • Uranus Bar of Hand Soap

    Uranus Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Doesn't Uranus belong in the bathroom? Place these little Uranus Soaps around your tub or sink and make your bathroom a little more interesting. Fragrance free and not tested on animals.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials:...

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  • Crappy Holidays Sweater on Him Crappy Holidays Sweater on Her Crappy Holidays Sweater Rear

    Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    "Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near." That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays...

    MSRP: C$39.99
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  • Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater on Her Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater - Rear Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater - Close Crapper Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Crapper Claus Funny Christmas Sweater - SMALL ONLY

    Hey, big guy, remember to lock the bathroom door next time, would ya? Looks like this year the nice list is getting presents and the naughty list is getting... coal-ons? All of your pure thoughts about Santa have been flushed down the toilet after...

    MSRP: C$39.99
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  • Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament Naughty Miss Snow Cones Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones sure has a nice set of cones! This "naughty" ornament make the perfect gag, bachelorette or white elephant gift! Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall  Materials: Unglazed ceramic  Gold string to hang from the...

    C$14.99
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  • Toilet Hockey Box Toilet Hockey Toilet Hockey Set

    Toilet Hockey Game

    He shoots he scores! This Toilet Hockey game is the perfect way to bring the game with you anywhere, and we mean anywhere. Toilet Hockey comes with a rink mat, a hockey stick, two pucks and one net. Details: Ages 4+ Rink Mat is 72cm long Pucks are...

    C$21.99
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  • Merry Christmas A**hole! Lump of Coal Gift Holiday Lump of Coal for Assholes

    Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal

    A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...

    C$17.99
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  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

    C$22.99
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  • The Floater Poop Gag The Floater Poop Gag

    The Floater Poop Gag

    Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details:  Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!)

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  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

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  • Glass Toilet Paper Ornament by Noble Gems Toilet Paper Glass Ornament by Noble Gems

    Toilet Paper Glass Ornament by Noble Gems

    When you care enough to give the very best! Our humorous Toilet Paper ornament is handcrafted from glass and embellished with glitter. Details:  Dimensions: 3.75" tall  Materials: Glass and mica  Packaging: Hang tag with gold...

    MSRP: C$19.99
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  • South Park's Mr. Hankey Plush Toy

    South Park's Mr. Hankey in Cup Plush Toy

    Look everyone, it's Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo! Our Mr. Hankey holiday plush is sure to put some ho ho ho in your holidays! Mr. Hankey fits neatly inside his plush blue coffee mug, but he can be removed and placed anywhere! If you have a South Park fan...

    C$24.99
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  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

    C$36.99
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  • T.P. Roll ornament

    Toilet Paper Personalized Ornament

    Know someone who loves Toilet Humour?  This is the ornament for them! Our talented artists will personalize it with a name, year and funny message. Let us know what you want to see, and we'll make it happen! Details: Dimensions: Approx 4"...

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  • 4-Piece Holiday Bathroom Decór Set

    4-Piece Holiday Bathroom Toilet Décor Set

    Spruce up your bathroom this holiday season with the Big One himself! This Santa themed 4-piece bathroom decór set comes complete with a Santa seat cover, a holly tank cover and tissue box cover and a Santa suit floor mat...

    C$22.99
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