Teacher Socks 'Cause Teachers Rock! Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit.Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Fun Person Alert Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable socks feature an illustrated dad in a lazy chair with the words "Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke".Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton, 36%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
The Sound Machine Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Bigfoot Garden Statue Invite a touch of mystery and folklore into your garden with this Bigfoot garden statue – a whimsical guardian of your greenery! This elusive yet endearing creature adds a dash of intrigue and charm, turning your outdoor space into a playful... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Snoopy Garden Statue Bring a dose of heartwarming friendship to your garden with this Snoopy garden statue. Peanuts pals Snoopy and Woodstock spread joy with an everlasting embrace. Not just a garden decoration; it's a reminder that an unlikely friendship can bloom into... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Hoop-La Headband Hoop Game Turn any gathering into a hoopla of laughter with the Hoop-La headband hoop game, where players must toss balls into a basket strapped to a teammate's head!. This game adds a twist to the traditional ball toss, making it a head-spinning challenge that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The Original Hand Boiler Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Donut Holster Large Prank Gift Box Keep your favourite treats at arm's length! This prank gift box is perfect for anyone that enjoys eating and convenience. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Plant Urinal Large Prank Gift Box Fool your friends until they pull their real gift out of this funny box. Plant Urinal is America’s number one choice to prank those with green thumbs or small bladders. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
NapSack Small Prank Gift Box Everyone on your gift list loves a good nap and a good joke. This prank gift box is ideal for travelers, students or anyone who never shuts up about how tired they are. Just hide their real gift inside. This little prank gift box holds... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Family Blankeez Large Prank Gift Box Give the gift of cozy deception with our prank gift box for the 'Blankeez Family-Size Hooded Blanket' – the ultimate surprise that's sure to hoodwink your loved ones. Inside this deceiving packaging lies endless laughter as you watch them open the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Tidy Tips Large Prank Gift Box This prank gift box looks like the most terrible cleaning invention ever. Put your real gift inside for a puzzled look from the person on your list. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book) Materials:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book) Materials:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does... MSRP: Was: Now: C$27.99 Add to Cart
G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Crime Scene Toilet Paper Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details: 200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details: 200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Carbecue Large Prank Gift Box Show your favourite tailgater the latest innovation in exhaust pipe grilling! Hide your real gift inside and let the laughs marinade. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book) Materials:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
The BULLSHIT Button This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Earwax Candle Kit Small Prank Gift Box Set the mood with this stomach churning prank gift box. Emma Dean's Earwax Candle Kit is the ideal choice to make the DIY enthusiast, mystical hippie type, or any generally squeamish person in your life laugh. This little prank gift... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Fart Filter Small Prank Gift Box This little prank gift box holds XXL-sized laughs. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact, been pranked. Details: Fart Filter Personal Flatulence... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Pet Butler Large Prank Gift Box Pet Butler: a serving vest for animals that turns your pet into your personal butler! Trick someone this holiday season with our Pet Butler Prank Box. Simply assemble the box and put your real present inside... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
A Sack of Shit Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details: Turds vary in size from 2" to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Felix the Cat Bendable Figure Righty-O! Our Felix the Cat Bendable Figure includes his bag of tricks! The classic cartoons of yesteryear featured this adorable little cat in black and white silent movies. He could sing and dance and always carried with him his famous little... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
