Chrome Planet Robot An exact replica of the 1950’s all-time favorite Robby the Robot, our Chrome Planet Robot walks with a sparking action behind his red cello face shield. He comes with an on/off switch and fantasy box, making him a great collectible sci-fi space... MSRP: Was: Now: C$59.99 Add to Cart
Bad Hair Day Magnetic Novelty Use the magnetic wand to give Jane a bad hair day! We’ve all been stuck inside for a while, with limited access to hairdressers. That has led to some crazy hairstyles during video conferences and some very questionable home haircuts. This Bad Hair... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Baby's First Hot Pepper Challenge - Bib and Teether Set Make the laughs go viral with this coordinating set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and red chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich with a waterproof layer of TPU to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Zit Headz - Totally Gross Squeeze Toy Satisfyingly squishy and oh so gooey! Go aHEAD and give this gnarly 3" noggin a squeeze for pimple poppin' gross out fun. Details: Squish him and his pimples pop out, release and they go back inside. Measures 3" MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
How Snowflakes are Made - Frosty Parody Glass Bulb Ornament Here's Frosty, showing us how snowflakes are really made! Who knew?! Materials: Glass Dimensions: 3" in diameter MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Hilarious Recording Duck Animated Figure Wanna buy a duck?? Add a fun, festive touch to your holidays with this plush talking duck! Press the button and say something into the duck --he repeats it back to you in a hilarious high-pitched voice! Record your voice again and again for continued... MSRP: Was: Now: C$36.99 Add to Cart
Crossword Puzzle Mug in Gift Box Don't just do your crossword OVER a cup of coffee, do it ON your cup of coffee! Each Crossword Puzzle mug comes complete with a pencil and clues to your first puzzle right on the box. Wash off the old answers and go to crosswordmug.com for many more... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug in Gift Box The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus but as soon as your pour in a hot beverage, Jesus gets cheeky! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Messiah. Hallelujah! Hand wash in warm, soapy water only and microwave safe... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Snowman Splat Ball Do you get a bit stressed out during the hub-bub leading up to Christmas? Take it out on this smiley splat ball snowman. Don't worry... you can throw him to the floor as hard as you want! He will bounce right back into his original... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Squirrel in Underpants Ornament Do you look at your Christmas tree every year and think something is missing? We've solved the problem with our Squirrel in Underpants Ornament.Every tree needs a squirrel in underpants. You’d be nuts not to have one! Details: Dimensions: 4"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6 Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food! Macaroni and cheese has become a holiday family... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Butter Candy Canes - Set of 6 Butter Candy Canes taste like you took a stick of butter, dipped it in sugar and then licked the side of it. You can hang these from your tree or just put them in a butter dish on the table. Sure, we could have done toast-flavored candy canes, but why... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6 Possum Candy Canes feature the garbage-fueled flavor of a possum! Possums are known for many of their positive qualities — garbage rummaging, crooked toothy smiles and flirty hisses. Now, with Possum Candy Canes, they can be known for their great... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6 Gravy Candy Canes are here to save Christmas the same way that actual gravy saves dry turkey. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it better. This set of six 5-1/4" tall, gravy-flavored canes... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Dante's Inferno Candy Canes - Set of 6 These Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imagined! You get six 5-1/4" tall, sweet candy canes with a hint of demonic spice. With their red and white stripes, you’ll be able to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Hot Dog Candy Canes WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled or steamed, everybody loves a hot dog! Sure,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together, everybody loves to dip. These candy canes taste just like our... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Tumbling Santa with Parachute This kitschy parachuted Santa is on a mission to deliver presents to kids around the world. He will flip, swing and tumble his way to success! Details: Flips, tumbles and swings Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) Packaging: Full colour... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Everyone's favourite drag queen RuPaul is now a Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply replacing the seeds with similar herbs or more Chia seeds... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99
Chia Pet: ALF Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99 Add to Cart
Adult Mad Libs: The Office Grab your World's Best Boss Mug and join your favourite Dunder SILLY WORD employees with The Office Mad Libs!Identity theft is not a joke, Jim, but The Office Mad Libs is full of them! Fans of the hit TV show The Office will love... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
President of the Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable and colourful socks feature funny illustrated "clouds" with the words "President of the local GAS company" in a retro design. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable and colourful socks feature a person watching TV on a bean chair. Amongst colourful swirls are the words "One more episode. Ok, one more episode."Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Racing Cockroach You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Office Possum Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Santa Possum Glass Ornament This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the world. When kids walk in on Santa Human putting gifts... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Fish Bottle Opener Bottoms up! This fish bottle opener is a hilarious choice when you’re looking to add a wall mounted opener to your home bar. You can use it to efficiently open bottles when you need a quick laugh. It is made of high-quality resin with a metal... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Mary Bendable Figure This Mary Bendable Toy Figure shows the mother of Jesus in a yellow dress and blue robe. She stands 5.5 inches tall and is movable and bendable! Details: Material: Plastic with wire armature Packaging: Cardboard backing with plastic bubble MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Dashboard Wobbler Elvis Shake, rattle and roll down the road with Elvis! This Elvis Presley Dashboard Wobbler features the King of Rock n Roll in his unforgettable outfit from the 1973 TV special Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii. Details: Dimensions: 4... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Hell You Looking At? - Say Anything Mug This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking at?" Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Draggin' Ass - Say Anything Mug Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This "Draggin' Ass" coffee mug features an American Traditional tattoo style image depicting a pug doing what they do best - scooting their butts! Details: Holds 16... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Poms in 3 Styles Brighten up your winter look with these pom-pom knit hats with a humorous Christmas sentiment on the cuffs and a light-up feature on the front. Choose from three festive and colourful assorted designs: HO HO HO with Christmas sweater pattern, LET IT GLOW... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Choose Options
Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover Our Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover is a felt crafted bottle cover shaped like an old-timey nightshirt and sleeping cap. This red and white striped Santa cap and gown features a jingle bell and a message that reads "The Nightcap Before... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set Happy little trees, happy little clouds. The fridge is your Bob Ross canvas! The Joy of Painting Magnetic Play Set comes complete with over 25 magnets including an easel, paints, brushes, and elements you can add to three different canvases... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
