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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass  - Box view

    Draggin' Ass - Say Anything Mug

    Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This "Draggin' Ass" coffee mug features an American Traditional tattoo style image depicting a pug doing what they do best - scooting their butts! Details: Holds 16...

    C$19.99
  • Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - lights on Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - HO HO HO Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - Let it glow Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - OH DEER

    LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Poms in 3 Styles

    Brighten up your winter look with these pom-pom knit hats with a humorous Christmas sentiment on the cuffs and a light-up feature on the front. Choose from three festive and colourful assorted designs: HO HO HO with Christmas sweater pattern, LET IT GLOW...

    C$16.99
  • Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover

    Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover

    Our Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover is a felt crafted bottle cover shaped like an old-timey nightshirt and sleeping cap. This red and white striped Santa cap and gown features a jingle bell and a message that reads "The Nightcap Before...

    C$17.99
  • Bob Ross Joy Of Painting Dress Up Magnetic Play Set Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set

    Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set

    Happy little trees, happy little clouds. The fridge is your Bob Ross canvas! The Joy of Painting Magnetic Play Set comes complete with over 25 magnets including an easel, paints, brushes, and elements you can add to three different canvases...

    C$19.99
  • The Floater Poop Gag The Floater Poop Gag

    The Floater Poop Gag

    Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details:  Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!)

    C$14.99
  • CHOMP the Shark CHOMP the Shark

    CHOMP the Shark

    Celebrate Shark Week (or any week!) with Chomp the Shark. He's HUNGRY and you caught him in the middle of his lunch. Just squeeze his sides to see the leg of his latest victim pops in and out! A funny little toy that makes a great stocking...

    C$7.99
  • Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty

    Hairball Kitty

    This Kitty has a hairball! Load your new feline friend with a soft pom pom hairball, then give them a squeeze and HACK! Their hairball shoots across the room, or at a funny friend. Perfect for endless amusement, and a great addition to any...

    C$8.99
  • Globby Globby Globby

    Globby Stress & Fidget Toy

    Get a Grip! Squeeze and pull Globby and he'll return to his original shape! Globby helps you relieve your stress, and is your personal grip trainer. Makes a great gift for those who are fidgety! Details:  Globby is 5" tall Ages...

    C$11.99
  • Joke Box

    Jumbo Joke Box

    The joke’s on you with our Jumbo Joke Box. This Joke Box comes with 8 classic gags in one package including goofy teeth, hand buzzer, floating eyeball, vomit, a bandaged finger, fake blood with finger pin, doggy stool, and fart whistle...

    C$24.99
  • Richard Simmons Chia Pet: Sweatin' to the Oldies! Richard Simmons Chia Pet Contents Richard Simmons Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: Richard Simmons

    Chia Pet: Richard Simmons

    Get sweatin' to the oldies and grow your very own Richard Simmons Chia Pet! Features two growing areas: the head and the chest! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply...

    C$32.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

    C$10.99
  • Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley

    Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley

    Your morning routine just got a little funnier with these awesome crew socks! Even if you have a case of the Mondays these socks are sure to put a smile on your face with their cute black bear design and the words "put a sock in it". Machine wash cold...

    C$9.99
  • Dashboard Jesus Unboxed View Dashboard Jesus Boxed View Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 4'' Jesus figure...

    C$12.99
  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy...

    C$10.99
  • Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Close-Up

    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    Do you suspect that your cat-loving loved one may be a crazy cat lady, or on the verge of crazy cat lady-dom? Give them our Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. This moveable action figure comes with 6 cats—yes, 6 cats!—and provides hours of...

    C$23.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes,...

    C$10.99
  • Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New

    Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New

    Accessorize your ugly sweater with our Lotsa Lights Flashing Holiday Necklace!  The necklace features 20 ultra bright LEDS, multi-colour bulbs and uses replaceable button batteries, so it will keep flashing all season long. This necklace is...

    C$8.99
  • Static TV Keychain Retro TV LED Keyring Retro TV Keyring

    Retro Static TV LED Keychain with Sound

    This retro TV keychain will remind you of days spent in front of the good-old-fashioned boob tube. Remember the sights and sounds of black and white static? Now you can, with the press of a button. Push the knob to see the flashing TV come to life with...

    C$8.99
  • UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle- back Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418

    Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

    This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!Place it in your studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the...

    C$19.99
  • Cheech & Chong Boxed Mug Cheech & Chong Mug

    Cheech and Chong Mug

    This Cheech and Chong Mug features a picture of the duo themselves and the motto "toke it out man". Dishwasher and microwave safe.    Details: Dimensions: Holds 11 fluid oz.  Materials: Ceramic  Licensed by: Cheech & Chong...

    C$15.99
  • If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail cover
If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail inside If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail inside pages

    If You Give a Mouse an iPhone

    The parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie that every parent will relate to.If you give in to temptation and give a bored little mouse your iPhone, even for ten minutes, he’s probably going to beam to some faraway place...

    C$17.99
  • Christmas with The Golden Girls Mad Libs

    Adult Mad Libs: Christmas with The Golden Girls

    It’s a Christmas miracle! The Golden Girls are back by popular demand in a holiday Mad Libs fit for a queen… or four.Merry Christmas from sunny Miami, Florida where the temperature is hot but the cheesecake is cool. Catch up with Blanche,...

    C$7.99
  • "Pot" holder

    "Pot" Holder

    Got the munchies? Whip up some sweet or savoury treats with this handy "pot" holder that is shaped like a marijuana leaf. Details: Dishwasher safe Safe for temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius  

    C$13.99
  • Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine

    Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine Mini Kit

    Set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves inspired by Jesus and the likes of Moses and John the Baptist. This slyly irreverent mini kit includes a 3" dancing Jesus figurine on a suction cup base that you can attach to your...

    C$13.50
  • Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Packaged View Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Unpackaged View

    Jesus of Nazareth Bendable Figure

    Spend 40 days and 40 nights getting bendy with our Jesus of Nazareth pose-able action figure.  The holy figure stands tall in his red and white robe, arms out, ready to get his flex on.  Whether you want to recreate the New Testament, or just...

    C$17.99
  • Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    What says love and friendship more than a bird toothpick dispenser?!  Press down on the head of this helpful little bird and he will peck a pick for you! The hollow base stores toothpicks (some are included). Details:  Dimensions: 5" tall x...

    C$12.99
  • The YES! button The YES! Button with Box The YES Button

    The YES Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. Here's the Yes! Button ... the perfect complement to our best-selling NO button! For those who LOVE saying yes. The only thing more fun than saying YES! is pushing a button for it! Plays ten different YES's with...

    C$17.99
  • Joke-A-Day

    Joke-A-Day

    Just spin the wheel and see which joke you will play today. With 7 jokes to choose from, every day will be a joke filled day. The perfect gift for any dad, kid or jokester out there!   Details:  Dimensions: 10.75" in...

    C$16.99
  • Ultimate Geek Pen

    Ultimate Geek Pen

    Indulge your gadget-loving geekiness wih this high tech pen!  This high-tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip and you get a ballpoint pen. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press...

    C$13.99
  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$15.99
  • Unicorn Discovery Kit

    Unicorn Discovery Kit

    All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box.  Ok Ok...  You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perhaps attract the unicorn of your dreams. Includes a...

    MSRP: C$19.99
    Was: C$19.99
    Now: C$10.00
  • Handi-Pug Handi-Pug Packaged View

    Handi-Pug Finger Puppets

    Is your hand begging for pizza?  Your mediocre old hand really isn’t that lovable, so why not turn it into an adorable, wrinkly pug? This set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, one 2" (5.1 cm) pug head and four 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) paws,...

    C$12.99
  • 12897 Stress Turkey Stress Turkey 12897

    Turkey Stress Ball

    INSTEAD OF STRESS EATING, WHY NOT BE STRESS SQUEEZING? Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should be doing with your life or talks about the next...

    C$11.99
  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

    C$36.99
  • Stuff The Turkey Unboxed View Stuff The Turkey Game Boxed View

    Stuff The Turkey Game

    WATCH THE VIDEO, BELOW Probably the funniest holiday game ever invented! STUFF THE TURKEY is a fun and frantic game for two to four players. Stand the Turkey on a table or on the floor. Each player takes a plastic brussel sprout and a party blower and...

    C$18.99