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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Stuff The Turkey Unboxed View Stuff The Turkey Game Boxed View

    Stuff The Turkey Game

    WATCH THE VIDEO, BELOW Probably the funniest holiday game ever invented! STUFF THE TURKEY is a fun and frantic game for two to four players. Stand the Turkey on a table or on the floor. Each player takes a plastic brussel sprout and a party blower and...

    C$18.99
  • Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men

    Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men

    It's the ultimate guy gift! Our Soap-on-a-Rope from the San Francisco Soap Company isn't just a novelty ... it's a quality bar of scented soap on a soft cotton rope. Perfect for any man's man. The unique formulation blends the finest ingredients to give...

    C$14.99
  • T.P. Roll ornament

    Toilet Paper Personalized Ornament

    Know someone who loves Toilet Humour?  This is the ornament for them! Our talented artists will personalize it with a name, year and funny message. Let us know what you want to see, and we'll make it happen! Details: Dimensions: Approx 4"...

    C$15.99
  • Krampus Air Freshener

    Krampus Air Freshener

    Smells like somebody hates Christmas!  Last Christmas, everybody around here had antlers on their car windows. This will not stand! Show your appreciation for the dark side of the whole nice/naughty spectrum with this vehicular reminder of Krampus!...

    C$5.99
  • Red Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Green Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Red Rechargeable LED Toque Unlit View Black Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Black Rechargeable LED Toque Unlit View

    Night Scout Rechargeable LED Toque

    Your beacon of light is finally here! This rechargeable LED toque makes the perfect companion due to its hands-free visibility in the dark. The light has three different settings making it ideal for camping, hiking, bike riding or working. The light is...

    C$19.99
  • Santa's Lump of Coal out of bag view Santa's Lump of Coal

    Santa's Lump of Coal

    Give the gift of coal as a funny gag gift for those on your naughty list. Santa’s Lump of Coal comes in a red bag and red ribbon with a tag that reads:Sometimes you're naughtybut try to be nice. So Santa forgives you if you don't do it twice. This...

    C$6.99
  • Musical Motion Up and Down Snowmen up Musical Motion Up and Down Snowmen Down

    Musical Motion Up and Down Snowman

    Spread Christmas cheer with this boppin' snowman that goes up and down to the tune "Sleigh Ride". Simply press the snowman's hand and watch as your snowman comes to life! Comes in two different designs: A snowman with a top hat and a snowman with a Santa...

    C$59.99
  • Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! This Mona Lisa Air Freshener has a pine scent as common as she is unique. It is 4” tall and includes a string for hanging. If Leonardo da Vinci were driving around in a Honda Civic, this is...

    C$4.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    My Bleeping Family Mad Libs features 21 original stories celebrating the crazy drama that all families experience, including your own! You will love to fill in the blanks of stories about Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, dramatic step-parents,...

    C$7.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands is turning 25 years old! To celebrate this classic film we're offering a brand-new Mad Libs that includes 21 stories based on the movie!! Details: Dimensions: 8.5" x 5.25"  Soft cover. Published by: Penguin Random House...

    C$7.99
  • When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Back View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set

    You Get Socks Gift Set with Mug & Socks

    This great mug is perfect for the Scrooge in your life! It warns that anyone who stops believing in Santa Claus will get socks for Christmas!  And as further proof, there is a pair of festive warm and fuzzy socks in the mug! Details: Holds 20...

    C$19.99
  • Ultra LED Christmas Lights

    Ultra LED Christmas Lights

    Is your Christmas wreath lacking some lustre?  Does your ugly Christmas sweater need a boost?  Pick up a string or two of our Ultra LED lights.  Battery operated, they last 120 hours! Perfect for wreaths, garlands and centrepieces...

    C$11.99
  • Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Whether you are frustrated or feeling festive, this is one great pen!  Our new bump and blink pen is activated when you bonk it on a desk or table.  Choose between green and red! Details: Dimensions: 8.5 inches long Materials:...

    C$3.99
  • A Die Hard Christmas Book A Die Hard Christmas - the Beginning A Die Hard Christmas - Terrorists A Die Hard Christmas - Shooting A Die Hard Christmas - Table

    A Die Hard Christmas Illustrated Story Book

    A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie!All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he...

    C$21.99
  • Canadian Drinking Toques Canadian Drinking Toque - Red Canadian Drinking Toque - Black

    Canadian Drinking Toque

    What’s more Canadian than toques and beer? Show off your Country pride with these patriotic hats, made specifically for drinking! Each hat has a beer bottle opener stitched right inside the brim, so you can't lose it! The toques come in either...

    C$17.99
  • Inflatable Turkey

    Inflatable Turkey

    This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing.  But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!  Our realistic turkey blowup is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real...

    C$17.99