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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  •  Adult Mad Libs: Friends

    Adult Mad Libs: Friends

    He's so pretty, I want to VERB! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel, Friends Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any fan of the hit show! Play alone, in a group, or in...

    C$7.99
  • Hey Bitches Gum Hey Bitches Gum

    Hey Bitches Gum

     Let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio.  Details: Cinnamon flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  •  Prank Stickers  Prank Stickers  Prank Stickers - example of sticker  Prank Stickers - example of sticker  Prank Stickers - example of sticker

    Prank Stickers

    This joke really sticks! Make the joke stick with this assortment of gag stickers including cracked glass, fake electrical outlets and "voice-activated" sure to fool friends and family.  Details: Ages 5+ Comes with 20 stickers, 4 each of 5...

    C$7.99
  • This BS Again - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View This BS Again - Say Anything Mug Packaged View This BS Again - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot

    this bullshit again - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly how you feel with this hilarious sunshine coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features a sun and cloud illustration with the hilarious tagline "This Bullshit Again" . Details: Holds 16...

    C$19.99
  • Bigfoot Erasers Pink Bigfoot Eraser Groovy Bigfoot Erasers in Box A gathering of Bigfoot Erasers

    Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser

    IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice mindfulness on a...

    C$6.99
  • UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle- back Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418

    Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

    This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!Place it in your studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the...

    C$19.99
  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up...

    C$10.99
  • Cluck This Shit Gum Cluck This Shit Gum

    Cluck This Shit Gum

     Ain't nothing not totally family friendly about this sentiment. Nope.  Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament

    Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament

    THAT BLOB MAKES YOUR TREE LOOK AMAZING! Of all the decorations on your tree, this one will be the blobbiest. It’s a 4-1/2" hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery blobfish. The blobfish has been called the world’s...

    C$23.99
  • Recording Duck Animated Figure

    Hilarious Recording Duck Animated Figure

    Wanna buy a duck?? Add a fun, festive touch to your holidays with this plush talking duck! Press the button and say something into the duck --he repeats it back to you in a hilarious high-pitched voice! Record your voice again and again for continued...

    C$36.99
  • Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque

    Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque

    Sparkle through the season in warm knit pom pom toques with flashing accent lights. Each design includes six bright LEDs you can turn on and off with a hidden button. The perfect accessory for holiday parties, parades, light shows, snow sports and...

    C$16.99
  • Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament

    If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious, so while they’d probably prefer to be in a tank,...

    C$23.99
  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$34.99
  • King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view

    King Kong 10-Inch Tree Topper

    King Kong is climbing the Xmas tree to place the star on top! Or taking it off depending on how you look at it. Either way, he's in his classic position, just like he's holding onto the building. This funny tree topper stands 10 Inches x 8 Inches -...

    C$59.99
  • Mary Bendable Figure Mary Bendable Figure

    Mary Bendable Figure

    This Mary Bendable Toy Figure shows the mother of Jesus in a yellow dress and blue robe. She stands 5.5 inches tall and is movable and bendable! Details:  Material: Plastic with wire armature Packaging: Cardboard backing with plastic bubble

    C$17.99
  • Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley

    Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley

    Your morning routine just got a little funnier with these awesome crew socks! Even if you have a case of the Mondays these socks are sure to put a smile on your face with their cute black bear design and the words "put a sock in it". Machine wash cold...

    C$9.99
  • Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Rock out in the kitchen with this set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons. Details: Set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons Includes 1 Tbsp, 1/2 Tbsp, 1 Tsp, 1/2 Tsp and 1/4 Tsp Material:  Stainless Steel Dishwasher safe  

    C$21.99
  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

    C$8.99
  • Who's Awesome? Gum Who's Awesome? Gum

    Who's Awesome? Gum

    If you don't believe it when I say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you. If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply.  Details: Cinnamon flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men

    Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men

    It's the ultimate guy gift! Our Soap-on-a-Rope from the San Francisco Soap Company isn't just a novelty ... it's a quality bar of scented soap on a soft cotton rope. Perfect for any man's man. The unique formulation blends the finest ingredients to give...

    C$14.99
  • One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q One More Episode Men's Crew Socks

    One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable and colourful socks feature a person watching TV on a bean chair. Amongst colourful swirls are the words "One more episode. Ok, one more episode."Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

    C$18.99
  • Front of prank box Back of prank box

    Carbecue Large Prank Gift Box

    Show your favourite tailgater the latest innovation in exhaust pipe grilling! Hide your real gift inside and let the laughs marinade.   Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and kids to practice their creativity during bath time. Each...

    C$15.99
  • Handiclaus Finger Puppets Packaged View Handiclaus Finger Puppets Unpackaged View Handiclaus Finger Puppets Lifestyle Shot

    Handiclaus Finger Puppets

    Your kids will believe in Santa Claus when they see your boring hand gussied up for Christmas with Handiclaus. Arrange these finger puppets on your fingers and bam, instant Santa! Only a hand dressed as Scrooge would “Bah, humbug”...

    C$12.99
  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

    C$16.99
  • Worst Gift Ever Socks for Men Front View - Worst Gift Ever Socks Lifestyle Shot - Men's Worst Gift Ever Socks

    Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -...

    C$18.99
  • Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Unpackaged View Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament

    The Vulture Ornament is ready to help you celebrate the holidays! This vulture’s only wish for Christmas is a festive carcass under the tree. If that can’t happen, it’s happy to feast on leftover turkey or some ham gristle. This...

    C$22.99
  • Dinner Winner Gastronaut Dinner Tray Help Kids Eat with Dinner Winner Astronaut-themed Kids Plate

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Gastronaut

    The game of yum - eat to win! Blast off into a culinary adventure through space in ...3...2...1! Fred's award-winning DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". This galactic-themed plate helps even the fussiest...

    C$32.99
  • Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    The game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". Helps even the fussiest eaters make it through a meal! Details: Dimensions: Approx...

    C$32.99
  • Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover

    Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover

    Our Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover is a felt crafted bottle cover shaped like an old-timey nightshirt and sleeping cap. This red and white striped Santa cap and gown features a jingle bell and a message that reads "The Nightcap Before...

    C$17.99
  • Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Pee-Wee Herman is the name, don’t wear it out! Go on your own big adventure and add some quirky greenery to your home or office with this Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet! This handmade Chia Pet is designed after the beloved character Pee-Wee Herman,...

    C$32.99
  • Ugly Christmas Sweater Baby Bib

    Ugly Christmas Sweater Baby Bib

    You've never looked better! Your little one will be the cutest one in the room in this ugly Christmas sweater baby bib.    Details: One size fits most babies 0-12 months Velcro close Dimensions: Bib is approx 11"H x 7.5"W Machine...

    C$14.99