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  • Lit! Birthday Candles Example

    Lit! Joint-Shaped Birthday Candles

    Take your celebration to a higher level with these "Lit" candles. Cast and finished to look like perfectly-rolled doobies, these party candles will be the finishing touch on any freshly-baked cake. Includes 8 wax candles, packed in a...

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  • Cool Mom Greeting Card

    Cool Mom Mean Girls Greeting Card

    This funny greeting card features an illustration of Amy Poehler as June George with her camcorder in Mean Girls. with the phrase "You're not a regular mom. You're a cool mom." Perfect for Mother's Day, Birthdays, even Christmas! Details: Blank...

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  • Van Gogh's Sunflower Soap (2 oz)

    Van Gogh's Sunflower Soap (2 oz)

    What other soap lets you travel to the South of France without going broke and resorting to asking your brother for money? Van Gogh's Sunflower soap is a like a little Provence for your powder room. Keep this object like a treasure. Or use it to get...

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  • Monty Python's Lumberjack Soap (2 oz)

    Monty Python's Lumberjack Soap (2 oz)

    If you’re a lumberjack and you’re okay, you need Monty Python’s Lumberjack Soap. Cut down trees. Eat your lunch. Wash your hands! Ponder. Rinse. Repeat. Details: Fresh-cut timber scent 2 oz. / 56 g. Dimensions: 2.5" x...

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  • Monty Python's Foot Soap (2 oz)

    Monty Python's Foot Soap (2 oz)

    Fans of Monty Python’s Flying Circus will fall for the classic images of Monty Python’s Foot Soap – and we stamped the iconic foot right on the bar for “something completely different.” Ponder. Rinse. Repeat...

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  • Vintage Valentine's Greeting Cards Set of 2 Vintage Valentine's Greeting Cards Set of 2 Vintage Valentine's Greeting Cards Set of 2

    Vintage Valentine Greeting Cards Set of 2

    This two pack of vintage Valentine's cards features images that come from illustration art from old children's books and early printed ephemera.   Inside message: Cat Hiding a Bouquet:  I love you once, I love you twice, I love you...

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  • Vintage Christmas Greeting Cards Set of 2 Vintage Christmas Greeting Cards Set of 2 Vintage Christmas Greeting Cards Set of 2 - Cat Opening Gift

    Vintage Christmas Greeting Cards Set of 2

    This two pack of vintage Christmas Greeting cards features images that come from illustration art from old children's books and early printed ephemera.  This lively Santa rushing along over the snow and cute cat opening a gift make a cheery...

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  • Halloween Vintage Notecards Set of 2 Halloween Vintage Notecards Set of 2 - Black Cat Wearing a Bowtie Halloween Vintage Notecards Set of 2 - Jack-O-Lantern

    Halloween Vintage Notecards Set of 2

    This two pack of vintage Halloween notecards features images that come from illustration art from old children's books and early printed ephemera. Inside message: Jack-O-Lantern Card: Blank inside Black Cat Card: Happy Halloween Details: Each...

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  • Halloween Postcard Box of 36 Vintage Postcards - front of box Halloween Postcard Box of 36 Vintage Postcards Halloween Postcard Box of 36 Vintage Postcards Halloween Postcard Box of 36 Vintage Postcards Halloween Postcard Box of 36 Vintage Postcards

    Halloween Postcard Box - 36 Vintage Art Postcards

    36 of the finest vintage Halloween images from the golden era of picture postcards. During the great era of postcard publishing (which dated from the 1890's until World War I) a great many different designs for postcards were produced. Holidays were a...

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  • Art Deco Box of Vintage Christmas Cards - front of box Art Deco Box of Vintage Christmas Cards Art Deco Box of Vintage Christmas Cards Art Deco Box of Vintage Christmas Cards Art Deco Box of Vintage Christmas Cards

    Art Deco Box of 12 Vintage Christmas Cards

    12 classic Season's Greeting and Christmas Cards drawn from the stylish wintery wonderland of the Art Deco era. 2 each of 6 designs with 12 envelopes. These greeting cards, depict sleighs being pulled, visits of Christmas cheer, holly and wreaths, all in...

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  • Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10

    Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun Pack of 10

    Die-cut retro Birthday Cards! These reproductions of vintage children's birthday cards, largely from the mid-20th century, features delightful animals wishing children, and anyone who enjoys lighthearted retro fun, the jolliest of birthdays. Animal...

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  • Vintage Birthday Cards - Party Time! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Party Time! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Party Time! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Party Time! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards: Party Time Pack of 10

    Vintage Birthday Cards: Party Time Pack of 10

    Die-cut retro Birthday Cards! These reproductions of vintage children's birthday cards, largely from the mid-20th century, the best of retro birthday imagery including circuses, balloons, astronauts, and cowboys. Party Time Birthday Card Packet contains...

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  • Working From Home Candle

    Working From Home Candle

    Oh yay... Another zoom meeting in ten minutes. I'm still on the one that started two hours ago and I don't think it's ever gonna end. How the heck am I supposed to refill my coffee mug with more whiskey now? Details: Dimensions: Glass jar...

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  • It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle

    It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle

    Uggggggh... How is it only TUESDAY? It’s been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in the next cubicle. Ghod. If he...

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  • It's Ten A.M. Somewhere Candle

    It's Ten A.M. Somewhere Candle

    Amateur hour. 10 A.M? You have to be joshing around. I set my alarm every morning for 5:30 to get the party started. The early bird gets the buzz, as they say. I mean, if you think I'm going to tolerate selling shady car warranties over the phone all...

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  • Alone Time Candle

    Alone Time Candle

    Why you so thick? Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the...

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  • F*ck Yeah Candle F*ck Yeah Candle Lifestyle Shot

    F*ck Yeah Candle

    F*ck yeah! Smells like a celebratory drink.  Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on lid  Burn time: Approximate 40 hours Blueberry...

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  • Soap For Neat Freaks Soap For Neat Freaks Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For Neat Freaks

    A place for everything and everything in its place. Someone famous said that. Benjamin Franklin? Mary Poppins? Biggie? In any case, it's a solid lifestyle choice, and one Marie Kondo would definitely approve of. Speaking of which, she would definitely...

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  • Soap For F*cking Meetings Soap For F*cking Meetings Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For F*cking Meetings

    Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because...

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  • Soap For Birthday Blues

    Soap For Birthday Blues

    Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut...

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  • Soap For Caffeine Addicts Soap For Caffeine Addicts Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For Caffeine Addicts

    Don't talk to me before my first coffee. I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me...

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  • F*ck It Paint Can-dle F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    Fuck It. I'm done. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Bergamot, tobacco and yuzu scented 

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  • Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

    Let That Shit Go Paint Can-dle

    Let that shit go. It's time. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Sweet release scent: Notes of cucumber, mint and...

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  • Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot

    Rude People Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    Don't let rude people get you down. Instead, light this candle and feel the zen instead of the irritation.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

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