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  • Soap For Neat Freaks Soap For Neat Freaks Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For Neat Freaks

    A place for everything and everything in its place. Someone famous said that. Benjamin Franklin? Mary Poppins? Biggie? In any case, it's a solid lifestyle choice, and one Marie Kondo would definitely approve of. Speaking of which, she would definitely...

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  • Soap For F*cking Meetings Soap For F*cking Meetings Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For F*cking Meetings

    Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because...

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  • Soap For Birthday Blues

    Soap For Birthday Blues

    Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut...

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  • Soap For Caffeine Addicts Soap For Caffeine Addicts Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For Caffeine Addicts

    Don't talk to me before my first coffee. I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me...

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  • F*ck It Paint Can-dle F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    Fuck It. I'm done. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Bergamot, tobacco and yuzu scented 

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  • Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

    Let That Shit Go Paint Can-dle

    Let that shit go. It's time. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Sweet release scent: Notes of cucumber, mint and...

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  • Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot

    Rude People Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    Don't let rude people get you down. Instead, light this candle and feel the zen instead of the irritation.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

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  • Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin

    When those Sunday Scaries start to hit, light this bottomless mimosa scented emergency ambiance tin candle and breathe in deep.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with...

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  • Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

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  • F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2 F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1

    F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in.  Details: Dimensions: Tin...

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  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

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  • Danny Tanner Dad Bod Greeting Card Back side of Danny Tanner Greeting Card Danny Tanner Card Made in Texas

    Dad Bod You Got It Dude! Bob Saget Greeting Card

    Celebrate the life and legacy of Bob Saget in his role as Danny Tanner when you give your dad this funny greeting card featuring everyone's favourite father! Interior: Blank Individually wrapped with a plastic sleeve and a matching envelope Card...

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  • The Grinch Head Ceramic Planter with Plant Front View The Grinch Head Ceramic Planter with Plant Top View The Grinch Head Ceramic Planter with Plant Bottom View

    The Grinch Head Ceramic Planter with Plant

    Decorate your desk or home with your favorite Christmas character with this Dr. Seuss The Grinch ceramic planter home décor! The Dr. Seuss Grinch fan merchandise is a sculpted planter made of 100% high-quality ceramic stoneware and is an awesome...

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  • Succulents Socks

    Succulents Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Succulents are plants that are difficult to kill. And yet, we all know someone with a black thumb who's managed to do so. Maybe getting them these succulent socks would've been a better idea. If you dig these socks, we have more earthy designs that...

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  • Harry Potter Screaming Mandrake Mini Kit

    Harry Potter Screaming Mandrake Mini Kit

    An officially licensed collectible replica of the unforgettable mandrake root from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry's herbology class. Complete with sound of the plant's cry, this is a perfect gift for fans of the Wizarding World...

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  • William Shakespeare Planter - Profile View Lifestyle Shot - Shakespeare Planter Shakespeare Planter

    William Shakespeare Planter - Fertile Minds

    Wm Shakespeare’s imagination brought us “a rose by any other name” and now he can grow your kitchen herbs. (Will might suggest marjoram, thyme, rosemary, mints…) UPG’s handsome Fertile Minds ceramic planter pots hold a...

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  • Sigmund Freud Planter - Profile View Fertile Minds - Sigmund Freud Lifestyle Shot - Sigmund Freud Planter

    Sigmund Freud Planter - Fertile Minds

    The Sigmund Freud planter pot holds a small cactus (for when you’re feeling prickly). Of course, you could always cultivate aromatic herbs if you prefer headier stuff. UPG’s handsome Fertile Minds ceramic planter pots hold a mini flowerpot...

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  • Einstein Planter - Profile View Fertile Minds - Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Planter Lifestyle Shot - Albert Einstein Planter

    Albert Einstein Planter - Fertile Minds

    Albert Einstein, the later-life vegetarian, is now a smart ceramic décor accent. It’s the perfect place to plant a lovely little Mammillaria elongata 'Cristata' – you know, a brain cactus. UPG’s handsome Fertile Minds ceramic...

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  • Fancy Plants - Whale Fancy Plants - Whale - Boxed Lifestyle shot of the Whale Fancy Plants Planter Whale Planter

    Whale Tale Planter by Fancy Plants

    Planters with personality! This Whale greets you with a colourful spout of water, er, plant! FANCY PLANTS are air plant holders that integrate each plant into a visual theme. Makes an eye-catching conversation starter. Made of matte ceramic. Made of...

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  • Fancy Plants Dumpster Fire Fancy Plants Dumpster Fire Boxed Fancy Plants Dumpster Fire - Lifestyle Shot Dumpster Fire Planter

    Dumpster Fire Planter by Fancy Plants

    Planters with personality! Simply add a fiery air plant in the opening of our FANCY PLANTS and watch the dumpster fire design come to life! Made of matte stoneware Measures approximately 3.5"x 3.375" x 2.75"

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  • Happy Birthday Party Candles Boxed View - HBD2U Party Candles Perfect Cake Topper!

    Party Candles - HBD2U

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

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  • Blow Me Birthday Candles Fancy That Party Candles - Blow Me

    Party Candles - BLOW ME

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

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  • Swing Time Bird Feeder - Packaged Swing Time Bird Feeder - Lifestyle Swing Time Bird Feeder Swing Time Bird Feeder

    Swing Time Bird Feeder

    Remember the idyllic summer fun of a tire swing hanging from a big oak in the backyard? Let your neighborhood birds experience the same joy while eating the seed you've left for them. Ceramic tire is supplied complete with a hanging rope.

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  • David Happy Birthday Greeting Card Schitt's Creek David Happy Birthday Greeting Card Schitt's Creek David Happy Birthday Greeting Card Schitt's Creek

    David Happy Birthday Greeting Card Schitt's Creek

    I really feel like YOU need to be celebrated. Soooo... Happy Birthday! Inside Message: Soooo ... Happy Birthday! Individually wrapped with a plastic sleeve and a matching envelope Card measures 4.25 x 5.5.  

    C$6.99
  • Garden Seeds Kit Garden Seeds Kit Contents

    Garden Seeds Kit

    The Kikkerland seed saving kit makes it easy to collect, store and trade seeds from your garden. Experience the joy of preserving seeds from your favourite plants for the next generations. Features: 20 seed bags 20 seed markers 1 permanent...

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  • Bronze Angel Stepping Stone

    Bronze Angel Memorial Stepping Stone

    Those we Love don't go away, they walk beside us every day. Unseen, unheard, but always near, so loved, so missed, so very dear. Made of resin and hand painted with bronze embellishments, this touching memorial stepping stone is made for indoor and...

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  • In loving Memory Stepping Stone for the Garden

    In Loving Memory Garden Stepping Stone

    Celebrate the memory of a loved one when you give this special Stepping Stone a home in your garden, or your home. It holds a 3.5" x 5.5" photo of your choice. Made of resin and hand painted, each stepping stone is made for indoor and outdoor use...

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  • Yoga Frog Stepping Stone

    Yoga Frog Garden Stepping Stone

    Our Yoga Frog stepping stone will remind all who enter that this is a place of peace, balance and tranquility. These popular stepping stones can be used outdoors in the garden, but they have also been designed with hardware to hang indoors on any wall...

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