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  • Wonder Woman Bath Fizzer Wonder Woman Bath Fizzer - OOP

    Wonder Woman Bath Fizzer

    Unleash your inner superhero with the Wonder Woman Bath Fizzer! This bath bomb is designed to transform your bath into a relaxing and rejuvenating experience fit for a warrior princess. With its invigorating scent and...

    C$13.49
  • Grow a Boyfriend Novelty Back of Grow-a-Boyfriend Novelty

    Grow a Boyfriend

    Tired of waiting for Mr. Right? Grow a Boyfriend - because who needs dating apps when you can cultivate your perfect match in the comfort of your own home? He won't steal the remote or forget your anniversary, and bonus points: zero drama, just add...

    C$3.79
  • I Love Pickles Socks Colour Shot: I Love Pickles Socks Size Chart: I Love Pickles Socks

    I Love Pickles Gym Crew Socks

    Salty... Crunchy... Tangy... Wet... Have 'em on a hotdog, burger, fried, or fresh out the jar... there's no wrong way to live that #picklelife Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%...

    C$19.99
  • Hot Mom Socks Colour Shot: Hot Mom Socks Size Chart: Hot Mom Socks

    Hot Mom Gym Crew Socks

    These socks are the ultimate accessory for moms who rock both playdates and runway walks – keeping your feet fabulous with every sassy step. Get the best of both worlds when mama steps out in these vibrant babies. Details: Made in United...

    C$19.99
  • Run Girl Run Socks Colour Shot: Run Girl Run Socks Size Chart: Run Girl Run Socks

    Run Girl Run Gym Crew Socks

    Get those steps in! You got places to be and people to see, so throw on these socks and let the checkered stripes motivate you to RUN GIRL RUN! Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%...

    C$19.99
  • My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Lifestyle Shot: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Size Chart: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks

    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks

    Anyone with a dog knows that they keep secrets better than any human. Nice to have some shit you don’t have to bag up, too.  Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3%...

    C$19.99
  • Horny for Thrift Store Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks Size Chart: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks

    Horny for Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks

    If the smell of dust and stale clothes gets you going, we can only imagine what happens when you turn someone's trash into your treasure. Splash some cold water on your face, wear these socks, and try not to climax in the bric-a-brac...

    C$19.99
  • Horny for Books Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Books Socks Size Chart: Horny for Books Socks

    Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks

    There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are...horny for books...

    C$19.99
  • Wild Mama - Aunt Deloris House Slippers Aunt Deloris House Slippers in 4 Styles Rare sighting of Aunt Deloris herself!

    Aunt Deloris Kitschy House Slippers - Wild Mama

    Known for dishing out the juiciest neighborhood gossip, making a stiff drink and rocking slippers louder than her win on Bingo Night, everyone’s favorite whacky aunt inspires these fun flip flops from Two Left Feet! Made with non-slip padded...

    C$23.99
  • Frisky Feline - Aunt Deloris House Slippers Aunt Deloris House Slippers in 4 Styles Rare sighting of Aunt Deloris herself!

    Aunt Deloris Kitschy House Slippers - Frisky Feline

    Known for dishing out the juiciest neighborhood gossip, making a stiff drink and rocking slippers louder than her win on Bingo Night, everyone’s favorite whacky aunt inspires these fun flip flops from Two Left Feet! Made with non-slip padded...

    C$23.99
  • Fineapple - Aunt Deloris House Slippers Aunt Deloris House Slippers in 4 Styles Rare sighting of Aunt Deloris herself!

    Aunt Deloris Kitschy House Slippers - Fineapple

    Known for dishing out the juiciest neighborhood gossip, making a stiff drink and rocking slippers louder than her win on Bingo Night, everyone’s favorite whacky aunt inspires these fun flip flops from Two Left Feet! Made with non-slip padded...

    C$23.99
  • People I Love 1. Cats Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q People I Love 1. Cats Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    People I Love: Cats Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Declare your feline affection with our 'People I Love: Cats' socks – the purr-fect choice for cat enthusiasts who know where their true loyalties lie. These socks not only keep your feet warm but also proudly display your devotion to the whiskered...

    C$16.99
  • I Dig Dirt Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q I Dig Dirt Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Dig Dirt Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Get down and dirty in style with our 'I Dig Dirt' socks – the perfect accessory for nature enthusiasts and garden gurus alike. These socks not only keep your feet snug but also proudly declare your love for the earth, one step at a time...

    C$16.99
  •  I Like Spooky Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q I Like Spooky Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Like Spooky Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Show your creepy side with our 'I Like Spooky Shit' socks – a playful ode to all things mysterious and macabre. These socks aren't just for keeping your feet warm; they're a stylish statement that says you're drawn to the darker side of life, and...

    C$16.99
  • Shhh...I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Shhh...I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Shhh... I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Wrap your feet in contemplative comfort with our 'Shh... I'm Over-Thinking' socks – the perfect accessory for when your mind is working overtime. These socks not only keep your toes warm but also serve as a silent plea for understanding as you...

    C$16.99
  • I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q  I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the laws of nature with a wink and a nod...

    C$16.99
  • You Crafty Bitch Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q You Crafty Bitch Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    You Crafty Bitch Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Wrap your feet in creative sass with our 'You Crafty Bitch' socks – because even your ankles deserve a touch of DIY attitude. Whether you're knitting, sewing, or just lounging, let your feet express your crafty spirit with every step...

    C$16.99
  • Packaged Lavender Body Wraps Lavender Body Wraps in 4 Styles

    Lavender Scented Body Wraps

    Our soothing body wrap are perfect for relaxing after a long day, or soothing tired or aching muscles. Fragranced with relaxing lavender, these wraps can be used for either hot or cold therapy. Simply heat in the microwave for comforting warmth, or...

    C$24.99
  • Bee Charcuterie Set

    4-Piece Charcuterie Utensil Set with Bee Motif

    This charming charcuterie utensil set features a bee motif and makes a great gift. Great for all types of cheese: hard, firm, semisoft, crumbly. Includes four assorted cheese utensils for cutting and spreading. Gift boxed.

    C$19.99
  • Hot Stuff Women's Hipster Underwear

    Hot Stuff Women's Underwear

    Tell that leading lady in your life that she is hot stuff with these red and blue chili pepper underwear. Cushi for your tushi! Two Left Feet's hipster undies feature a two-layer liner in a low-rise cut with comfortable waistband that stays put...

    C$18.99
  • Fuck Off I'm Reading - Women's Crew Socks Fuck Off I'm Reading - Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck Off I'm Reading Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Make your literary intentions crystal clear with our 'Fuck Off, I'm Reading' socks – the ultimate shield against interruptions while you dive into your favourite book. These cozy foot companions not only keep your toes warm but also send a bold...

    C$16.99
  • Aunts are the Shit - Women's Crew Socks Aunts are the Shit - Socks by Blue Q

    Aunts are the Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Declare your appreciation for awesome aunts with our 'Aunts Are the Shit' socks – a delightful fusion of warmth and admiration. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also celebrate the fantastic, fun-loving aunts who bring joy and...

    C$16.99