Phone in the fridge again.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Details:
- Dimensions: Glass jar measures 4" x 2.5" x 4"
- Weight of candle is 10 oz.
- Soy candle
- Packaging: Glass jar
- Burn time: Approximate 60 hours
- Smells like forgetting your own name. Relax. You'll be back to normal in about 18 years
Mom Brain:
✔Pants on backwards ✔Car keys in fridge ✔Baby in over
