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Do you have a potty mouth? If you think bathroom humour is hysterical, then we have some Christmas-themed bathroom funny stuff for you! Deck your bathroom with Christmas cheer like funny Christmas toilet paper, the Redneck Christmas Tree toilet plunger and other stinky holiday gifts!

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  • Canada's Finest Maple Blaze RCMP Hot Sauce

    Canada's Finest Maple Blaze RCMP Hot Sauce

    Experience the bold fusion of Canadian maple syrup and fiery heat with this artisanal hot sauce. Crafted in small batches, it combines the sweetness of pure Canadian maple syrup with the smoky depth of hickory and the bold kick of habanero peppers. This...

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  • Squishy Poops Squishy Poop Gag Squishy Poops Squishy Poops

    Squishy Poop Gag

    This slow rising squishy toy brings endless joy! Three styles available. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an assortment.

    C$3.99
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  • Slut Cake Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap

    Slut Cake - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Add a playful twist to your grooming routine with "Slut Cake" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! This premium soap is triple-milled for a rich, creamy lather and long-lasting durability. With its sassy humour and high-quality craftsmanship, it’s the...

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  • Deez Nuts Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap Whiskey River Bar Soap

    Deez Nuts - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Add a playful twist to your grooming routine with "Deez Nuts" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! This premium soap is triple-milled for a rich, creamy lather and long-lasting durability. With its nutty humour and high-quality craftsmanship, it’s the...

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  • Dat Ass Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap Whiskey River Bar Soap

    Dat Ass - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Treat yourself to a cheeky clean with the "Dat Ass" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! Crafted for a luxurious lather, this high-quality soap is triple-milled for a smooth finish and long-lasting use. Packaged in a fun, sassy box, it makes a perfect gift or a...

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  • Poop Stress Toy in Package Poop Stress Toy in Hand Poop Stress Toy - Out of Package

    Poop Stress Toy

    When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy...

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  • Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors...

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  • Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in China

    C$6.99
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  • Dr Assburn's Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce

    Dr Assburn's Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce

    Turn up the heat with Dr. Assburn's Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce! This bold and flavourful sauce combines fire-roasted habaneros with a smoky kick, delivering a perfect balance of spice and depth. Ideal for heat seekers looking to elevate their...

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  • Hot Grandma Summer Boxed Soap Soap

    Hot Grandma Summer - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$14.99
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  • Your MOM Boxed Soap Soap

    Your Mom - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$14.99
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  • Moist Boxed Soap Soap

    Moist - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3...

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  • Big Cock Boxed Soap Soap

    Big Cock - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh...

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  • Toilet Golf Game Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while sitting on the throne. A perfect gift for any golfer! Includes: putting green cup with a flag 2 golf balls retractable putter "Do Not Disturb" door hanger

    C$22.99
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  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$9.99
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  • Tinkle All The Way Toilet Paper

    Tinkle All The Way Designer Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete until you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! This hilarious holiday toilet paper has a repeated design that reads "Tinkle all the way!" Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's...

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  • The Candy Cane Willy Warmer The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

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  • Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Human Scum Boxed Soap Soap

    Human Scum - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Human Scum triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$14.99
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  • Nope Boxed Soap Soap

    Nope - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Nope triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$14.99
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  • 70s Bush Boxed Soap Soap

    70's Bush - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed 70's Bush triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$14.99
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  • Manwhore Soap In Box Soap

    Manwhore - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Immerse yourself in the scent of a true Manwhore with our retro-boxed Manwhore triple-milled bar soap. This raunchy soap has all the edge and attitude you'd expect from a real playboy. Indulge your senses with the ultimate bad-boy experience. Soap...

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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

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  • Dr Assburn's Jalapeno Hot Sauce

    Dr Assburn's Hot Sauce with Fresh Crushed Jalapeno

    Trust the good doctor to know how to make a killer hot sauce! Dr. Assburn's Fresh Crushed Jalapeno Hot Sauce is an outstanding creation of a Jalapeno-based hot sauce. This edition brings EXTREME heat and unforgettable flavour to your meals, not to...

    C$17.99
  • Damn Dude Lavatory Mist Damn Dude Lavatory Mist

    Damn Dude Lavatory Mist

    Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat?  Two quick mists erase evidence of any offense - no matter how foul! Details: Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential iols of Orange and Thyme Instantly...

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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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