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Do you have a potty mouth? If you think bathroom humour is hysterical, then we have some Christmas-themed bathroom funny stuff for you! Deck your bathroom with Christmas cheer like funny Christmas toilet paper, the Redneck Christmas Tree toilet plunger and other stinky holiday gifts!

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  • Christmas Story Leg Lamp - The Major Award (50") Fishnet Stocking Detail Christmas Story leg lamp shining brightly in front of shipping cartons. Our happy family of leg lamps.

    "The Major Award" Leg Lamp (50")

    Note: Due to the oversize nature of the larger leg lamps, we don't offer Free Shipping on this item. Please select your province to add the appropriate flat rate shipping fee. Note that 45" and 50" leg lamps cannot be shipped Expresspost or Priority...

    C$349.99
  • Christmas Toilet Paper

    Christmas Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete until you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! This festive design features "In Case You Get Crap For Christmas" in red and green text with a snowman. Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition...

    C$7.99
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  • The Floater Poop Gag The Floater Poop Gag

    The Floater Poop Gag

    Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details:  Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!)

    C$12.99
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  • Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater on Her Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater - Rear Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater - Close Crapper Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Crapper Claus Funny Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    Hey, big guy, remember to lock the bathroom door next time, would ya? Looks like this year the nice list is getting presents and the naughty list is getting... coal-ons? All of your pure thoughts about Santa have been flushed down the toilet after...

    MSRP: C$59.99
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    Now: C$29.99
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  • Poopy Christmas Ornament Poop Emoji Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Emoji Poop Christmas Ornament TB-3907 Poop Christmas Ornament

    Santa Poop Emoji Ornament

    Have you had a crappy year? This festive piece of poop is ready for some laughs this holiday season! Hand-painted quality resin Each ornament is hand painted. Size:  2.5" x 2" inches 

    C$12.99
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  • UG-5420 Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap

    Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap (2 oz)

    Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s MAKE IT SOAP. Earl Grey, bergamot fragrance Details: Materials: shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil,  Packaging:  Full colour...

    C$4.99
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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

    C$12.99
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  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$12.99
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  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

    C$27.99
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  • Frida Hand Soap

    Frida Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Monkey clean! Monkey fresh! With our Frida Kahlo soap, you will be smelling like passionflower in no time! Not tested on animals. The monkeys will be proud.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing...

    C$4.99
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  • Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap

    Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap (2 oz)

    The perfect soap when you're still half asleep and want to get the damned spot out! Not tested on animals.   Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing shea butter, cocoa butter, buttermilk, olive oil,...

    C$4.99
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  • Uranus Bar of Hand Soap

    Uranus Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Doesn't Uranus belong in the bathroom? Place these little Uranus Soaps around your tub or sink and make your bathroom a little more interesting. Fragrance free and not tested on animals.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials:...

    C$4.99
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  • 4-Piece Holiday Bathroom Decór Set

    4-Piece Holiday Bathroom Toilet Décor Set

    Spruce up your bathroom this holiday season with the Big One himself! This Santa themed 4-piece bathroom decór set comes complete with a Santa seat cover, a holly tank cover and tissue box cover and a Santa suit floor mat...

    C$19.99
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  • Trump "Small Hands" Hand Soap

    Trump "Small Hands" Hand Soap (2 oz)

    It's pretty clear that Donald Trump gets his hands dirty... Many people say that they feel dirty just by listening to politicians these days! Feel clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these...

    MSRP: C$4.99
    Was: C$4.99
    Now: C$2.99
  • Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap

    Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Bob Ross gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these crazy little soaps! Not tested on animals.  Details:  Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

    MSRP: C$4.99
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    Now: C$2.99
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  • Mister Rogers Hand Soap

    Mister Rogers Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Mister Rogers gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little "good feeling" soaps! Not tested on animals...

    MSRP: C$4.99
    Was: C$4.99
    Now: C$2.99
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  • Aquaman Hand Soap

    Aquaman Hand Soap (2 oz)

    When you’re a superhero, you have to get your hands dirty. Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything - including brine! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little Aquaman...

    MSRP: C$4.99
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    Now: C$2.99
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  • Wonder Woman Hand Soap

    Wonder Woman Hand Soap (2 oz)

    When you’re a superhero, you have to get your hands dirty. Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little Wonder Woman soaps! Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

    C$4.99
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  • Batman Hand Soap

    Batman Hand Soap (2 oz)

    When you’re a superhero, you have to get your hands dirty. Get them clean again with the Bat-soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps! Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

    C$4.99
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  • Oh Fudge Bar of Soap A Christmas Story Ralphie's "Oh Fudge" Bar of Soap Scene Ralphie's "Oh Fudge" Bar of Soap Display View Ralphie's Lifebuoy Oh Fudge Soap

    Oh Fudge Bar of Soap from A Christmas Story

    Who can forget the classic "soap scene" in the beloved movie, A Christmas Story?  Have your guests giggling in the powder room with this peppermint scented "Oh Fudge!" bar of soap.  Let's hope they don't put it in their...

    C$8.99
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  • Underpants wallet

    Underpants Wallet

    You've probably felt self-conscious about carrying your cash in your skivvies, right?  Well, not anymore! This pair of underpants is a folded wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards. So take that cash out of your actual briefs and move it to...

    C$19.99
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  • Redneck Nation 15" Toilet Plunger Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Tree - Toilet Plunger Redneck Toilet Plunger Christmas Tree box

    Redneck Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger

    Down in the dumps? Our toilet plunger Christmas tree is just the thing to get you in the holiday spirit! Don’t be fooled, this isn't your everyday Charlie Brown tree.  This lookalike may seem pretty white collar, but take a closer look and...

    C$12.99
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  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$8.99
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  • Festive Finger Ugly Christmas Sweater Women Festive Finger Ugly Christmas Sweater Front Festive Finger Ugly Christmas Sweater Front

    Festive Finger Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    Up to 75% Off Select Christmas Sweaters. FINAL SALE. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed! Know a grump? A Grinch? Or a Scrooge? This sweater's for them! Hand wash, line dry. 100% Acrylic Fiber For Women and Men The sweater...

    MSRP: C$59.99
    Was: C$59.99
    Now: C$25.00
  • Crappy Holidays Sweater on Her Crappy Holidays Sweater Rear Crappy Holidays Sweater on Him

    Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    "Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near." That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays...

    MSRP: C$59.99
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