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Do you have a potty mouth? If you think bathroom humour is hysterical, then we have some Christmas-themed bathroom funny stuff for you! Deck your bathroom with Christmas cheer like funny Christmas toilet paper, the Redneck Christmas Tree toilet plunger and other stinky holiday gifts!

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  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$9.99
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  • Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater on Her Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater - Rear Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater - Close Crapper Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Crapper Claus Funny Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    Hey, big guy, remember to lock the bathroom door next time, would ya? Looks like this year the nice list is getting presents and the naughty list is getting... coal-ons? All of your pure thoughts about Santa have been flushed down the toilet after...

    MSRP: C$59.99
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    Now: C$29.99
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  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

    C$7.99
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  • Van Gogh's Sunflower Soap (2 oz)

    Van Gogh's Sunflower Soap (2 oz)

    What other soap lets you travel to the South of France without going broke and resorting to asking your brother for money? Van Gogh's Sunflower soap is a like a little Provence for your powder room. Keep this object like a treasure. Or use it to get...

    C$5.50
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  • Santa Knows Soap Dispenser Front View Santa Knows Soap Dispenser Back View

    Santa Knows Soap Dispenser

    After nearly two years in a global pandemic, Covid-19 finally seems to be on its way out, but hand washing and hygiene will never go out of fashion! Scrub in style with this Santa inspired Christmas stoneware soap dispenser...

    C$24.99
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  • Total Eclipse of the Fart Lavatory Mist Total Eclipse of the Fart Lavatory Mist

    Total Eclipse of the Fart Lavatory Mist

    You need this now, tonight. You need this more than ever. Bright lilac and amber scent. Light lemon and cedar scent Instantly eliminate that which reeks. No fewer than 500 applications in every bottle. Made in the USA 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml

    C$15.99
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  • Who Let the Logs Out Lavatory Mist Who Let the Logs Out Lavatory Mist Who Let the Logs Out Lavatory Mist

    Who Let the Logs Out Lavatory Mist

    Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for this? Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss. Instantly eliminate that which reeks. No fewer than 500 applications in every bottle. Made in the USA 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml

    C$15.99
  • Blow Me Birthday Candles Fancy That Party Candles - Blow Me

    Party Candles - BLOW ME

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

    C$12.99
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  • Smile Poop Bag Holder Howligans Poop Bag Holder on Card Service with a Smile Infographic Howligans Poop Bag Holder in Action

    Poop Bag Holder: Service with a Smile

    We get it, shit happens. Be prepared with Howligan’s waste bag holders featuring a fun design for all that dirty business. Attaches to a leash, handbag or belt loop with a durable stainless clip and holds TWO rolls of poop bags (included). Measures...

    C$27.99
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  • Morning Wood Soap Soap in hand

    Morning Wood Bar of Soap

    Rise to the occasion with Morning Wood all natural, hand made soap! The Morning Wood bar of soap features a carved wood grain design with a fresh pine scent. Do not be ashamed of your Morning Wood, use it with confidence, or lend it to your spouse...

    C$9.99
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  • Poop Emoji Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Emoji Poop Christmas Ornament TB-3907 Poop Christmas Ornament

    Santa Poop Emoji Ornament

    Have you had a crappy year? This festive piece of poop is ready for some laughs this holiday season! Hand-painted quality resin Each ornament is hand painted. Size:  2.5" x 2" inches 

    C$16.99
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  • Toilet Mug Toilet Mug Toilet Mug

    Toilet Mug

    Enjoy the office coffee the way it's designed to be, in this oversized Toilet Mug! Whether as a perfect gift for work colleagues, or a convenient way to do what your mother always told you not to do, this fun novelty mug is a tongue-in-cheek gift that...

    C$27.99
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  • Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament Naughty Miss Snow Cones Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones sure has a nice set of cones! This "naughty" ornament make the perfect gag, bachelorette or white elephant gift! Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall  Materials: Unglazed ceramic  Gold string to hang from the...

    C$14.99
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  • Christmas Jokes Toilet Paper Packaged View Christmas Jokes Toilet Paper Unpackaged View

    Christmas Humour Toilet Paper

    Fill your bathroom with laughter with this fun slogan toilet paper featuring phrases such as Nice Baubles!, #NaughtyList, and Yo Ho Ho! Add to your own bathroom this Christmas to surprise guests or as a quirky gift for a friend...

    C$8.99
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  • Merry Christmas A**hole! Lump of Coal Gift Holiday Lump of Coal for Assholes

    Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal

    A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...

    C$17.99
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  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

    C$19.99
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  • The Floater Poop Gag The Floater Poop Gag

    The Floater Poop Gag

    Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details:  Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!)

    C$14.99
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  • Under the Mistletoe Belt Under the Mistletoe Belt

    Under the Mistletoe Belt

    Give your special someone a huge hint as to what you want for Christmas with this Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Belt. Complete with adjustable belt and mistletoe.  

    C$9.99
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  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$12.99
  • Glass Toilet Paper Ornament by Noble Gems Toilet Paper Glass Ornament by Noble Gems

    Toilet Paper Glass Ornament by Noble Gems

    When you care enough to give the very best! Our humorous Toilet Paper ornament is handcrafted from glass and embellished with glitter. Details:  Dimensions: 3.75" tall  Materials: Glass and mica  Packaging: Hang tag with gold...

    MSRP: C$19.99
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  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

    C$35.99
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  • T.P. Roll ornament

    Toilet Paper Personalized Ornament

    Know someone who loves Toilet Humour?  This is the ornament for them! Our talented artists will personalize it with a name, year and funny message. Let us know what you want to see, and we'll make it happen! Details: Dimensions: Approx 4"...

    C$15.99
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  • Frida Hand Soap

    Frida Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Monkey clean! Monkey fresh! With our Frida Kahlo soap, you will be smelling like passionflower in no time! Not tested on animals. The monkeys will be proud.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing...

    C$5.50
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  • Uranus Bar of Hand Soap

    Uranus Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Doesn't Uranus belong in the bathroom? Place these little Uranus Soaps around your tub or sink and make your bathroom a little more interesting. Fragrance free and not tested on animals.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials:...

    C$5.50
  • 4-Piece Holiday Bathroom Decór Set

    4-Piece Holiday Bathroom Toilet Décor Set

    Spruce up your bathroom this holiday season with the Big One himself! This Santa themed 4-piece bathroom decór set comes complete with a Santa seat cover, a holly tank cover and tissue box cover and a Santa suit floor mat...

    C$22.99
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  • Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap

    Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Bob Ross gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these crazy little soaps! Not tested on animals.  Details:  Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

    C$5.50
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  • Mister Rogers Hand Soap

    Mister Rogers Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Mister Rogers gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little "good feeling" soaps! Not tested on animals...

    C$5.50
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