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  • Santa Knows Soap Dispenser Front View Santa Knows Soap Dispenser Back View

    Santa Knows Soap Dispenser

    After nearly two years in a global pandemic, Covid-19 finally seems to be on its way out, but hand washing and hygiene will never go out of fashion! Scrub in style with this Santa inspired Christmas stoneware soap dispenser...

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  • Soap For Besties

    Soap For Besties

    Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new...

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  • Soap For Neat Freaks Soap For Neat Freaks Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For Neat Freaks

    A place for everything and everything in its place. Someone famous said that. Benjamin Franklin? Mary Poppins? Biggie? In any case, it's a solid lifestyle choice, and one Marie Kondo would definitely approve of. Speaking of which, she would definitely...

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  • Soap For Dog People

    Soap For Dog People

    Smells like drool. But you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked in bed with me right now. And we're wearing matching dog...

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  • Soap For Cat People

    Soap For Cat People

    Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs...

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  • Soap For F*cking Meetings Soap For F*cking Meetings Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For F*cking Meetings

    Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because...

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  • Soap For Birthday Blues

    Soap For Birthday Blues

    Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut...

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  • Soap For The First Child

    Soap For The First Child

    You just had to have your own Wintergreen scented soap. Well, it’s only natural that you should get a soap. You were first, right? The eldest. The most important. But you’re also the family guinea pig, the one who is always the most...

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  • Soap For Caffeine Addicts Soap For Caffeine Addicts Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For Caffeine Addicts

    Don't talk to me before my first coffee. I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me...

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  • Soap For The Fun Uncle Soap For The Fun Uncle Lifestyle Shot #1 Soap For The Fun Uncle Lifestyle Shot #2

    Soap For The Fun Uncle

    Beer me! White 80, hut, hut, hike! I still don't know what that means, but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole...

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  • Soap For The Cool Aunt Soap For The Cool Aunt Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For The Cool Aunt

    Honey, hand me that bottle? Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I...

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  • Original Gay Bar of Soap

    The Original Gay Bar of Soap

    Show your pride with The Original Gay Bar . . . of soap! The Original Gay Bar of Soap is an all natural, hand made soap with a fruity scent and a rainbow of colours!  Details: Glycerin soap with all natural ingredients Approximately 3.75 x 3 x...

    C$9.99
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  • Morning Wood Soap Soap in hand

    Morning Wood Bar of Soap

    Rise to the occasion with Morning Wood all natural, hand made soap! The Morning Wood bar of soap features a carved wood grain design with a fresh pine scent. Do not be ashamed of your Morning Wood, use it with confidence, or lend it to your spouse...

    C$9.99
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  • Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men

    Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men

    It's the ultimate guy gift! Our Soap-on-a-Rope from the San Francisco Soap Company isn't just a novelty ... it's a quality bar of scented soap on a soft cotton rope. Perfect for any man's man. The unique formulation blends the finest ingredients to give...

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  • Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap

    Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Bob Ross gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these crazy little soaps! Not tested on animals.  Details:  Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

    C$5.50
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  • Mister Rogers Hand Soap

    Mister Rogers Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Mister Rogers gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little "good feeling" soaps! Not tested on animals...

    C$5.50
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