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Have yourself a kitschy little Christmas with our eccentric collection of Christmas kitsch decorations and gifts. If it's Christmas and it's ugly, tacky or cheesy, we've got it all under one roof. Merry Kitschmas Canada!

  • The Old Man's Prize - 45" Leg Lamp A Christmas Story Leg Lamp with Fragile Shipping Boxes The Old Man's Prize (45") Leg Lamp (unlit) Fishnet Stocking Detail Comparison of four leg lamp styles

    "Old Man's Prize" 45-Inch Leg Lamp

    It's been 40 years since A Christmas Story was filmed here in Canada. Now you can commemorate the occasion with this handsome 45-inch tall Leg Lamp! Only 75 of this size are are available for the 2023 season, so snag yours today! Note: Due to the...

    MSRP: C$349.99
    Was: C$349.99
    Now: C$299.99
  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$27.99
  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99
  • Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas - Back View Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Snickers bars continue to delight with a delicious mix of sweet and salty flavours. The creamy milk chocolate, savory and salty pretzels, and a nougat center help to keep this candy bar a fan favorite!  Remember your childhood favourite candy...

    C$29.99
  •  Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas  Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas - Back view  Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas  Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Skittles are sweet, chewy, fruity treats which have become a staple candy for many. With multiple flavours offered in each bag, these continue to thrill year after year. Remember your childhood favourite candy with this ornament. Ships in safe packaging...

    C$29.99
  • Oversized Gift Exchange Dice in Package Oversized Gift Exchange Dice Oversized Gift Exchange Dice - Lifestyle

    Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

    Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to...

    C$9.99
  • Where's Pickle? Ornament Where's Pickle? Ornament 2

    Where's Pickle? Ornament

    Introducing our Hilarious Hiding Pickle Christmas Ornament, Get ready for a tradition that will tickle your funny bone and bring laughter to your holiday festivities. This mischievous little pickle ornament is here to turn your Christmas tree into a...

    C$16.99
  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

    C$29.99
  • The Clausfather Ornament

    The Clausfather Ornament

    This 1970's themed funny glass ornament is the perfect gift for someone who loves mobster films.   This is made of hard to break Glass, it will take a lot more than just falling off the Christmas Tree to break these ornaments! This fun...

    C$16.99
  • Goth Cat Ornament

    Goth Cat Ornament

    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" tall, hand-blown glass bat cat ornament looks so natural...

    C$23.99
  • Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow colour and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if you’re groping around in your bag or backpack...

    C$4.99
  • Amazing Burrito Blanket Become a Human Burrito  71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket  71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket  71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket

    The Amazing Burrito Blanket

    Become a human burrito with this super soft 71" round burrito blanket. Made with velvety fleece, this blanket will keep anyone nice and cozy with a fun, novelty print that looks good enough to eat! Details: Dimensions: 71" Round Materials:100%...

    C$42.99
  • The Singing Christmas Tree toy

    The Singing Christmas Tree Musical Plush

    Click the VIDEOS tab to see the Singing Christmas Tree in action! Put some kitsch into your Christmas when you sing along with this wacky singing & dancing Christmas Tree. Hear him belt out Jingle Bells as he grooves from side to side. Sure to make...

    C$29.99
  • Here comes Amazon festive sign

    Here Comes Amazon! Festive Countertop Sign

    Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, Right down my drive-way! Festify your holiday home with this fun sign. Includes an easel, so it looks great on any counter, ledge or mantel. 2.75" x 8.5" Wood composite with easel stand on back

    C$14.99
  • Mr. Pickles Hide and Seek Gnome in Gift Box Mr. Pickles Hide and Seek Gnome in Gift Box Mr. Pickles Hide and Seek Gnome in Gift Box Mr. Pickles Hide and Seek Gnome in Gift Box

    Mr. Pickles Hide and Seek Gnome in Gift Box

    12 Days of Hide & Go Seek Funny Mr. Pickles is a magical gnome,He hides in silly places, all around your home. If you find him first most often, you'll be the lucky one,Who gets a special treat when the game is said & done. December 13th...

    C$14.99
  • Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles - Grey cat in stocking Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles - Black and white cat in cup Christmas Cat Ornaments in 4 Styles - Beige cat on Christmas Tree

    Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles

    Kurt Adler's Christmas cat ornaments are a fun and festive addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a cat in a cup, a cat in a stocking and a cat clinging to a glittered Christmas tree. Each cat is wearing a reed...

    C$17.99
  • CBD Gummy Bear Ornament Set of 2

    CBD Gummy Bear Ornament Set of 2

    These red and green CBD Gummy Bear ornaments are a fun addition to your holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a "Chill Pill" green gummy, and a "All Is Calm" red gummy Details: Dimensions: approx 3" tall Materials:...

    C$22.99
  •  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles - Let's Get Toasted  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles - S'More Fun With Friends  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles - I'm Only Here For The S'Mores

    S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles

    These S'More ornaments from Kurt Adler are a fun addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree.  Choose from the following sayings: Campfire S'Mores S'More Fun With Friends I'M Only Here For The S'mores Let's Get...

    C$12.99
  • Pig and Cow Farm Bell Ornament Set of 2

    Pig and Cow Farm Bell Ornament Set of 2

    These farm animal bell ornaments are a festive addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a piglet wearing a Santa hat sitting on a "Hogs and Kisses" bell and a calf wearing a Santa hat sitting on a "I Love Moo" bell...

    C$24.99
  • Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    A tortilla filled with rice, beans, meat, cheese and vegetables. A full meal with every food group wrapped in delicious tortilla. Wrap it up and take a bite! Ships in safe packaging with a keepsake box to store for years to come. Store in a cool, dry...

    C$29.99
  • Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas - Back View Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Hot Sauce  Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Humans have used hot sauces to flavour foods for thousands of years. The first commercially-offered American hot sauce was branded in 1807. Today, the spicy condiment is available in hundreds of varieties and celebrated with spicy food eating contests...

    C$19.99
  • Cannabis Fairie String Lights Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Detailed View Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Battery Pack Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Packaging

    Cannabis Fairie String Lights

    This light set includes 20 translucent cannabis leaves, each with a green LED light bulb. Details: 20 green LED fairy lights For indoor use. 24 inch green lead wire 4 inch light spacing Battery Operated:  uses 3 AA batteries - NOT...

    C$12.99
  • Dear Santa Chalk Board Dear Santa Chalk Board

    Dear Santa Chalk Board

    Our Dear Santa Chalk Board is a playful wooden chalkboard adorned with whimsical holiday sentiments that read, “Dear Santa, my name is ____, I am ____ years old, this year I asked Santa for ____, my favorite part of Christmas is ____,...

    C$22.99
  • Glass icicle ornaments

    Twisted Glass Icicle Ornaments - Box of 24

    These clear glass icicle ornaments by Kurt Adler are a beautiful, classic way to add sparkle to your holiday décor. Each icicle ornament features a beautiful, realistic, twisted dripping icicle design. Perfect for adding an icy, wintry feel to...

    C$16.99
  • LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger Charging View LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger Stretched Out Charging View

    LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger

    Why just charge your phone when you can spread Christmas cheer at the same time?! Plug the USB into a computer or a charging cube and watch as the strand of bulbs light up! Instant Christmas! Details:  Dimensions: 46" long. 15 bulbs are 4"...

    C$15.99
  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$9.99
  • Marshmallow Trio Ornament

    Squishy Marshmallow Ornaments - SET OF 3

    Enjoy a marshmallow world this winter! This adorable trio of squishy foam marshmallow ornaments make a whimsical addition to any Christmas tree. Each is decorated with a snowman face and attached to a red ribbon hanger. Details: Dimensions: 4"...

    MSRP: C$12.99
    Was: C$12.99
    Now: C$9.99