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Have yourself a kitschy little Christmas with our eccentric collection of Christmas kitsch decorations and gifts. If it's Christmas and it's ugly, tacky or cheesy, we've got it all under one roof. Merry Kitschmas Canada!
Note: Due to the oversize nature of our larger leg lamps, we don't offer Free Shipping on this item. Please select your province to add the appropriate flat rate shipping fee. Note that 45" and 50" leg lamps cannot be shipped Expresspost or Priority...
DOCTOR FAUCI is the only style still available.
NOTE: These are NOT available for personalization. (See our COVID Personalized Ornaments HERE).
Have yourself a Cozy Covid Christmas when you hang our new Covid-19 ornaments on the tree. If you remember...
RetroFestive.ca is proud to be the Canadian distributor of these genuine GLASS moose mugs officially licensed by Warner Bros. Studios.
Now, you can enjoy your eggnog in a Moose Mug (aka eggnog cup) just like Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie in Christmas...
Clap On! Clap Off! The Clapper has long been a sound activated light switch, and now it's also a talking Leg Lamp nightlight! This wall plug can control any lamp, TV, or other appliance just by clapping. It also has a built-in Leg Lamp and recorded movie...
Don't be a Grinch! Just grab a glass of wine and enjoy the holiday cheer. This fun ornament is perfect for anyone who loves Christmas ... and wine!
Dimensions: 3" in diameter
A stocking of coal for that naughty special someone!This ornament features a black fishnet stocking, filled with five pieces of "coal", with a black cuff that says "Naughty".Details:
Dimensions: 4.5" tall
Materials: Made of fabric and...
You've heard of yellow snow, but have you ever seen a yellow snowman?
Made of: Hand-painted quality resin.
Each ornament is hand painted..
Size: 3.5 inches
Here's Frosty, showing us how snowflakes are really made! Who knew?!
Dimensions: 3" in diameter
Add a sweet touch to your holiday home with this assortment of 12 donut ornaments. Each foam donut is realistically designed and detailed. This assortment includes:
2 pink frosted donuts with green icing
2 chocolate frosted donuts
2 white frosted...
Santa's taking some time to check his naughty list while on his throne!
Size: 3.5 inches
Transform your tree into a disco ball this season with these retro mini mirror ball ornaments. Comes in a 6-piece box set.
Dimensions: 22.1 x 14.7 x 7.1 cm
Materials: glass and paint/ mica
Hangs from a silver string
Our sprig of mistletoe with satin red bow is a beautiful addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. Features a classic mistletoe design with a red satin bow at the bottom. The wire design allows these picks to be used for multiple holiday...
You've heard the expression "When Pigs Fly," and now you can hang flying pigs on your Christmas tree! This glittery ornament will add a touch of whimsy to your holiday decor.
Made of stone resin
Hangs from gold string
INSTEAD OF STRESS EATING, WHY NOT BE STRESS SQUEEZING?
Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should be doing with your life or talks about the next...
Why just charge your phone when you can spread Christmas cheer at the same time?! Plug the USB into a computer or a charging cube and watch as the strand of bulbs light up! Instant Christmas!
Dimensions: 46" long. 15 bulbs are 4"...
Just when you thought you'd seen it all!
This dancin' poopin' reindeer bounces to the beat of "Just Push It" while... pooping! Includes 3 plastic poops.
Requires 3 AA batteries.
Dimensions: Approx. 14" tall x 12" long
Made by Gemmy...
You've never seen Santa rockin' around the Christmas tree quite like this!Add to your holiday décor with this Retro Animated Musical Upside Down Santa. It features a classic Santa Claus standing on his head, and when it is switched on he dances...
Set the tone for your Christmas party with this Let's Get Lit Banner - done in the style of retro Happy Birthday banners. Perfect to hang over the food table, in the entryway or anywhere else you like!
Over 3 feet...
Cheeky! Give your Christmas party guests a subtle hint with this 'Please Leave By 9' banner - done in the style of retro Happy Birthday banners.
Over 5 feet wide
Hollywood™ Nutcrackers is a whimsical collection of nutcrackers that features an assortment of designs that put a unique, vibrant, memorable twist on traditional nutcrackers. Our Hollywood red, white, and green nutcrackers are a festive and...
Our retro tinsel trees will have you longing to return to the yule time of yesteryear. Each cheerful tree stands 3 feet high and is attached to a sturdy metal base. And at this price, you can afford to buy a bunch!
Choose from: Green/Silver,...
Spruce up your bathroom this holiday season with the Big One himself! This Santa themed 4-piece bathroom decór set comes complete with a Santa seat cover, a holly tank cover and tissue box cover and a Santa suit floor mat...
Celebrate and remember the true meaning of Christmas in a new, fun way with our resin bear nativity set. Each adorable bear figurine in this set dressed up as one of the important figures of the first Christmas in Bethlehem, including the Holy...
Jingle around the Christmas tree this year and add joyful sounds to the holiday season with these jingle bells. Perfect for home décor projects, napkin rings, decorative wreaths, jewelry pieces, gift wrapping, and...
Iridescent snowflake pieces. These loose pieces are perfect to glue onto Christmas wreaths, miniature displays, snowmen, and more to give them the glitter of actual snow that sparkles in the light!
Dimensions: 5 ounce...
Our delicate blown glass Christmas trees are perfect for bringing the spirit of the holidays to your home or office. Choose from the three styles of ornaments and delight your family and friends. Also makes a perfect hostess or Secret Santa...
Create a cool background at your next Christmas party with this brick wall cover.
Dimensions: 42" x 50"
This is not a toy. Decoration only.
Our new car wreath, with it's big red bow, is the perfect way for you to show your Christmas spirit! It is super easy to attach to your car's grill... so you will be spreading joy in your neighbourhood in no time! Dimensions: 11" in diameter...
Stay on track this season with our festive magnetic notepads. Perfect for planning, sketching, or writing down last minute shopping lists.
Printed notepad with magnet backing
Magnetic back makes it easy to stick to your fridge!
50 sheets per...
Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper!
Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!
Choose your style...
Do you want to have a Moooowy Christmas? Then pick up a set of these novelty lights! Each of the 10 UL listed amber incandescent lights in this set resembles a good looking dairy cow. Also perfect for themed summer parties! For both...
In the 1980s, the Pink Flamingo set the world standard for tacky decor! Now, we've taken the kitsch to new heights with our Ugly Sweater-wearing Pink Flamingo. This metal figure stands 15" tall and comes with a set of magnets that lets you dress...
Lost for words? Grab a photo prop and capture your thoughts for posterity! 13 signs per package.
Dimensions: package is 8.5 x 14
Materials: Hot stamped paper
Packaging: Clear plastic bag with full colour illustrated sleeve
Our playful holiday gingerbread tabletop art blocks feature gingerbread men and whimsical phrases on wooden signs. Each can hang on the wall or sit on your counter or shelf.
Can't Catch Me!
It measures 7" wide x 3.5"...
What does happiness smell like? This home fragrance contains the reply. Vanilla cookie scent.
Packaging: Metal canister
Mustache aficionados: This one's for you! Our Have A Hairy Merry Christmas Glass Ornament is all about the facial hair with its festive 'stache and hipster beard. Inside are bits of "hair" floating about, making this one of the most unique ornaments...
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