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Have yourself a kitschy little Christmas with our eccentric collection of Christmas kitsch decorations and gifts. If it's Christmas and it's ugly, tacky or cheesy, we've got it all under one roof. Merry Kitschmas Canada!

  • Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug with Eggnog New Larger Moose Mugs Clark Griswold Glass Moose Mug Moose Mug with Eggnog seen in Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Box

    Original 8oz Glass Christmas Vacation Moose Mug

    BLACK FRIDAY DEAL!  Buy ONE Get ONE FREE! As seen on Dragon's Den, RetroFestive is proud to be the Canadian distributor of these genuine 8 ounce GLASS moose mugs, officially licensed by Warner Bros. Studios. Now, you can enjoy your eggnog in...

    C$29.99
  • The Old Man's Prize - 45" Leg Lamp Christmas Leg Lamp with Fragile Shipping Boxes The Old Man's Prize (45") Leg Lamp (unlit) Fishnet Stocking Detail Comparison of four leg lamp styles

    "Old Man's Prize" 45-Inch Christmas Leg Lamp

    Standing tall in a stylish stiletto heel, this eye-catching Christmas leg lamp impresses with its sleek design and attractive curves. The alluring leg is clad in a sexy fishnet stocking and capped with a fringed gallery-style shade. Compared to...

    MSRP: C$319.99
    Was: C$319.99
    Now: C$299.99
  • Holiday Carousel

    Lighted Musical Moving Holiday Carousel

    Who doesn't love a winter carnival? Who doesn't love a winter carnival? This Christmas Carousel features lights and sounds with four white horses to add a unique touch to your Christmas decor. The carousel is decorated with festive greens and golds...

    C$49.99
  • Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Musical Ornament by Hallmark Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Musical Ornament by Hallmark Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Ornament by Hallmark

    Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Ornament by Hallmark

    If the sight of a hot dog immediately prompts a certain jingle to start playing in your head, this Christmas tree ornament is for you! The Wienermobile first embarked on a cross-country tour during the Great Depression thanks to the creative vision of...

    C$14.99
  • Christmas Lights Shot Glass 4 Pack

    Christmas Lights Shot Glass 4 Pack

    The Christmas Lights Shot Glass 4-Pack features colourful shot glasses designed to look like festive holiday lights. Perfect for holiday parties, these fun and vibrant shot glasses bring a touch of holiday cheer to any celebration. Details: Hand wash...

    C$24.99
  • Tinkle All The Way Toilet Paper

    Tinkle All The Way Designer Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete until you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! This hilarious holiday toilet paper has a repeated design that reads "Tinkle all the way!" Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's...

    C$9.99
  • Reindeer Shelf Sitter Plush

    Reindeer Shelf Sitter Plush with Dangling Legs

    This plush decorative Reindeer has a heavy bottom so you can sit him anywhere amongst your holiday decor, and he'll be happy to hang out with his dangling legs. Details: Approx 9" when seated (approx 20" long in total) For decorative purposes, not a...

    C$29.99
  • Santa Sitting with Dangling Legs Sitting Santa

    Santa Shelf Sitter Plush with Dangling Legs

    This plush decorative Santa has a heavy bottom so you can sit them anywhere amongst your holiday decor, and he'll be happy to hang out with his dangling legs. Details: Approx 9" when seated (approx 20" long in total) For decorative purposes, not a...

    C$29.99
  • Gourmet Village Reindeer Droppings Candy Bag Reindeer Droppings Candy Pouch by Gourmet Village

    Reindeer Droppings Candy Pouch by Gourmet Village

    Featuring Cherry Sours, chewy candy with a firm texture on the outside and a softer sour cherry center. Packaged in this attractive bag containing 100g (3.5oz) of delicious retro style candy to share for the holidays.  Details: Flavour: Sour...

    C$5.99
  • Jalapeno Candy Canes

    Jalapeno Candy Canes

    These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavour of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for Christmas, you could do worse than this pack of six 5-1/4" tall candy canes with red and...

    C$10.99
  • Bigfoot Candy Canes

    Bigfoot Candy Canes

    Bigfoot Candy Canes feature a festive green and white striped design that captures the spirit of the holiday season. With a unique pine flavor, these candy canes offer a refreshing twist on the classic treat, making them a delightful addition to your...

    C$10.99
  • Boy Band Cats

    Boy Band Cats

    Our 4-Pack of Boy Band Cats is a fun and quirky collection that reimagines your favourite feline friends as adorable boy band members! Each cat features unique outfits and accessories inspired by classic boy band aesthetics, complete with stylish...

    C$21.99
  • Christmas Tree Wreath Headband

    Christmas Tree Wreath Headband

    The Christmas Tree Wreath Headband is a festive accessory that adds a touch of holiday cheer to any outfit! Featuring a beautifully designed mini wreath adorned with colorful ornaments and a cheerful bow, this headband is perfect for holiday parties or...

    C$16.99
  • Snowman Pee Snow Globe Inside Side Back

    Yellow Snow-Man Snow Globe

    Everyone knows you don't eat the yellow snow! This hilarious snow globe features a poor snowman who was the target of a dog's bathroom break. This festive snow globe has eye catching white and glitter snowflakes but you'll also noticed some golden...

    C$45.99
  • Box Santa Cookie Elf Candy Snowman Game Contents

    Santa Cookie Elf Candy Snowman Game

    Bring some festive chaos to your family game night this holiday season with Santa Cookie Elf Candy Snowman! This is the Christmas-themed edition of the wildly popular hand-slapping party game, Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza! Say the next word in...

    C$15.99
  • Have A Jolly Christmas Tote Bag

    Have A Jolly Christmas Tote Bag

    Celebrate the season in style with our "Have A Jolly Christmas" tote bag. This festive tote features a cheerful holiday design, perfect for carrying gifts, groceries, or holiday essentials. With its sturdy construction and charming message, it's a great...

    C$8.99
  • Battery-Operated Snowman Taper Candle

    Battery-Operated Snowman Taper Candle

    Add a touch of winter whimsy to your décor with this battery-operated snowman taper candle. Featuring a cheerful snowman design, it provides a warm, flickering glow that’s perfect for creating a cozy holiday atmosphere. Safe and convenient,...

    C$14.99
  • All Fun And Games Till Santa Checks His List Naughty/Nice Flip Sign

    Santa's Naughty List Wooden Flip Sign

    The Santa's Naughty List Flip Sign is a playful addition to your holiday decor. This charming sign features a fun flip design, allowing you to easily switch between "Naughty" and "Nice." It's perfect for adding a touch of humor to your holiday home while...

    C$22.99
  • Elf On/Off Duty Flip Sign Elf OFF Duty Sign Elf ON Duty Sign

    8-Inch Elf On/Off Duty Metal Flip Sign

    The Elf On/Off Duty Flip Sign adds a whimsical touch to your holiday decor. This charming sign allows you to easily switch between "On Duty" and "Off Duty," making it perfect for playful reminders during the festive season. Hang it in your home to bring...

    C$22.99
  • Christmas Tree Set Of 2 Plates

    Christmas Tree Set of Two Treat Plates

    This Christmas Tree Set of Two Treat Plates brings festive joy to your holiday table. Each plate is adorned with a charming Christmas tree design, making them perfect for serving appetizers, desserts, or holiday treats. These plates add a touch of...

    C$39.99
  • Christmas Tree Lights Treat Bowls

    Christmas Bulb Candy Dish (Per Each)

    The Christmas Tree Lights Treat Bowls are festive and perfect for serving holiday snacks. Shaped like colorful Christmas lights, these bowls add a cheerful touch to your table setting. They’re ideal for holding candies, nuts, or any small treats...

    C$14.99
  • Merry Christmas Bitches Tea Towel

    Merry Christmas Bitches Tea Towel

    The "Merry Christmas Bitches" Tea Towel adds a cheeky touch to your holiday décor. Crafted from high-quality material, this towel is perfect for drying dishes or adding flair to your kitchen. With its bold, festive message, it's sure to spark...

    C$19.99
  • I Fucking Love Christmas Tea Towel

    I Fucking Love Christmas Tea Towel

    The "I Fucking Love Christmas" Tea Towel brings bold holiday cheer with a playful, irreverent twist. Featuring soft fabric and fine embroidery, this towel is both a fun conversation starter and a practical kitchen accessory, perfect for those who face...

    C$19.99
  • Crochet Santa Pin  Retro Crocheted Santa Face Button Pin Crochet Santa Pin in Hand

    Retro Crocheted Santa Face Button Pin

    Did your Grandma make you one of these pins?  Spread holiday cheer with this adorable crocheted pin of Santa's face, complete with a jolly hat that’s sure to add a touch of retro festive fun to any outfit! Details: Dimensions: Santa...

    C$7.99
  • Icee Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Icee Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Add a cool touch to your holiday décor with the Icee Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas! This beautifully crafted ornament captures the nostalgic charm of the classic Icee drink, making it a fun and unique addition to your Christmas tree...

    C$24.99
  • Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
  • Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
  • Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
  • Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
  • Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
  • Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
  • Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
  • Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
  • Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99