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Have yourself a kitschy little Christmas with our eccentric collection of Christmas kitsch decorations and gifts. If it's Christmas and it's ugly, tacky or cheesy, we've got it all under one roof. Merry Kitschmas Canada!

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  • Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug with Eggnog New Larger Moose Mugs Clark Griswold Glass Moose Mug Moose Mug with Eggnog seen in Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Box

    Original 8oz Glass Christmas Vacation Moose Mug

    As seen on Dragon's Den, RetroFestive is proud to be the Canadian distributor of these genuine 8 ounce GLASS moose mugs, officially licensed by Warner Bros. Studios. Now, you can enjoy your eggnog in a Moose Mug (aka eggnog cup) just like Clark...

    C$29.99
  • 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Lit View 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Unlit View Red, Green and White Nordic 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Unlit View Grey, White and Red Nordic 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Lit View Red, Green and White Nordic 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Lit View

    15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose SET OF 2

    Our Nordic Gnomes with Light Up Nose feature cute light up noses that poke out from their floor length beards. These Nordic Gnomes wear warm knit hats with a festive pattern and snowflake charm, while holding cute candy canes. You'll receive a Set of 2...

    C$32.99
  • Sardine Candy Canes

    Sardine Candy Canes

    PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PACKAGED THESE IN A TIN   These Sardine Candy Canes are inspired by the stories that every Christmas Eve, Santa spends all night eating sardines straight from the tin while he flies around the world. He loves sardines,...

    C$9.99
  • Hot Dog Candy Canes

    Hot Dog Candy Canes

    WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER   Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled or steamed, everybody loves a hot dog! Sure,...

    C$9.99
  • Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together, everybody loves to dip. These candy canes taste just like our...

    C$9.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

    C$9.99
  • Kale Candy Canes Kale Candy Canes Archie McPhee

    Kale Candy Canes

    ALL THE FLAVOUR OF KALE WITH NONE OF THE NUTRITION All your Christmas dreams have come true! Kale Candy Canes are here! No more pesky holiday flavours to worry about, just the bitter grassiness of your favourite vegetable. Talk about a superfood, kale...

    C$9.99
  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy...

    C$9.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes,...

    C$9.99
  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$9.99
  • Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament

    Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament

    THAT BLOB MAKES YOUR TREE LOOK AMAZING! Of all the decorations on your tree, this one will be the blobbiest. It’s a 4-1/2" hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery blobfish. The blobfish has been called the world’s...

    C$22.99
  • Blobfish Glass Christmas Ornament

    Blobfish Glass Christmas Ornament

    THAT BLOB MAKES YOUR TREE LOOK AMAZING! Of all the decorations on your tree, this one will be the blobbiest. It’s a 4-1/2" hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery blobfish. The blobfish has been called the world’s...

    C$22.99
  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that...

    C$19.99
  • Lumberjack Gnome with Antlers

    Lumberjack Gnome with Antlers

    This Lumberjack Gnome wears a warm buffalo plaid hat, antlers and denim. The perfect accent for any Canadian holiday home!Details:  Dimensions: 9" tall 

    C$19.99
  • Canada Gnome with Antlers

    Canada Gnome with Antlers

    This Canada Gnome wears a warm knit hat with red and white stripes and a maple leaf, and antlers.  On the back of the gnome is printed CLAUS 25.Details:  Dimensions: 12" tall 

    C$19.99
  • Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament

    If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious, so while they’d probably prefer to be in a tank,...

    C$22.99
  • Cymbals Monkey Ornament Front View Cymbals Monkey Ornament Back View Cymbals Monkey Ornament Left Side View Cymbals Monkey Ornament Right Side View Cymbals Monkey Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Cymbals Monkey Ornament

    This funny Christmas ornament is of the iconic old wind up cymbal Monkey toy. He's made to look just like the retro toy and even has the brass colored wind up on his back! Details Dimensions: 3" tall x 2" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging:...

    C$16.99
  • Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Front View Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Back View Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Back View Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Top View Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Damaged Delivery Package Ornament

    This ornament is sure to hit home with a lot of Christmas shoppers. Too often during the holiday season you receive a package that looks like it was thrown down a flight of stairs. This Fragile box has the stickers all over it and the this side up arrows...

    C$16.99
  • No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Front View No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Back View No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Right Side View No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Left Side View No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament

    This fun and playful sign ornament is of the Bethlehem Inn which doesn’t seem to have any rooms left for Joseph and Mary. Baby Jesus was famously born in the manger due to this inconvenience. Details Dimensions: 3.5" tall x 2.5" wide Material:...

    C$16.99
  • Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Front View Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Back View Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Left Side View Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Right Side View Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament

    This hilarious and slightly dark humor ornament shows Mickey Mouse wearing red pants and yellow shoes caught in a mouse trap! Details Dimensions: 4" tall x 2.5" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging: Illustrated retail window display box 

    C$16.99
  • Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Front View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Side View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Back View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament

    This fun cannabis themed ornament shows an Elf lighting up a Candy Cane Bong filled with the North Pole’s stickiest marijuana. Details Dimensions: 3" tall x 3" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging: Illustrated retail window display...

    C$16.99
  • Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Front View Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Back View Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Right Side View Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Left Side View Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament

    This fun cannabis themed ornament shows Santa Claus looking high with his bag filled with the North Pole’s stickiest marijuana. Details Dimensions: 3" tall x 2" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging: Illustrated retail window display...

    C$16.99
  • Christmas Cats Napkins

    Christmas Cats Luncheon Napkins

    Our Christmas Cats Luncheon Napkins feature three fluffy kitten in sparkly Santa hats, with a dotted diamond pattern. These cocktail napkins fit seamlessly into any holiday party decor or cat lady themes. Details: 33 x 33 cm 20 in a...

    C$6.99
  • Farm Animals Wearing Sweaters Ornaments (Set of 3)

    Christmas Sweater Farm Animal Ornament Set of 3

    Bring farmyard fun to your Christmas tree this holiday season. This assortment features a cow, pig and a rooster wearing red, white and green sweaters.  Details: Dimensions: 4" tall Materials: Resin Packaging: Full colour illustrated hang...

    C$39.99
  • Christmas Rex Ornament Christmas Rex Ornament Christmas Rex Ornament - side view Christmas Rex Ornament Christmas Rex Ornament

    Christmas T-Rex Ornament

    What's better than Dinosaur Christmas ornaments? A funny T-Rex ornament wearing a scarf and Santa hat and holding a present! Details: Made of hand-painted quality resin.  Each ornament is hand painted to make sure every detail and colour is...

    C$16.99
  • Lumberjack Santa Christmas Ornament Lumberjack Santa Christmas Ornament - side view Lumberjack Santa Christmas Ornament - back view Lumberjack Santa Christmas Ornament

    Canadian Lumberjack Santa Ornament

    Santa is in need of a new pine Christmas tree. This outdoorsman ornament features Santa with his axe and wearing a plaid flannel shirt. We always knew he was from Canada! Details: Made of hand-painted quality resin.  Each ornament is hand...

    C$16.99
  • Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament - front view Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament - side view Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament - back view Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament - back view

    Santa Riding a Unicorn Christmas Ornament

    This humorous ornament imagines Santa delivering his presents on an unicorn! Details: Made of hand-painted quality resin.  Each ornament is hand painted to make sure every detail and colour is applied properly. This Santa ornament is approx 3...

    C$16.99
  • Some People Are Worth Melting For Wooden Sign

    Some People Are Worth Melting For Wooden Sign

    Every snowman knows: Some people are just worth melting for! This charming holiday sign has been embellished with glitter for a little extra sparkle! Details:  Dimensions: Approximately 12" x 5.5" x 0.25" Materials: Wood, ribbon and...

    C$14.99
  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

    C$16.99
  • Tacky Tinsel Light-Up Necklace Model View Tacky Tinsel Light-Up Necklace Tacky Tinsel Light-Up Necklace Packaged View

    Uncle Bob's Tacky Tinsel Light-Up Necklace

    Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle! Made with shining green garland and classic colored bulbs, Uncle Bob’s tinsel necklace screams Christmas in the best way possible. Great for holiday parties, events and office fun. Details: 7 ultra...

    C$9.99
  • Tacky Tinsel Light-Up Santa Hat Packaged View Tacky Tinsel Light-Up Santa Hat Model View Tacky Tinsel Light-Up Santa Hat

    Tacky Tinsel Light-Up Santa Hat

    Take your fashion advice from Uncle Bob this year with his delightfully tacky Santa hat! Made with shining green garland and classic colored bulbs, this fun felt hat screams Christmas in the best way possible. Great for holiday parties, events and office...

    C$8.99
  • Flashing Bulb Drink Bottle and Straw by DM Merchandising Flashing Holiday Beverage Bulb Flashing Holiday Blue Beverage Bulb Flashing Holiday Green Beverage Bulb Flashing Holiday Yellow Beverage Bulb

    Flashing Holiday Beverage Bulb

    ‘Tis the season to sip! Perfect for all ages, these fun oversized bulbs light up from the bottom with three flash modes and a festive paper straw. Great for parties and events, holiday travel, and family fun. Fill with candy or other goodies for an...

    C$7.99
  • LED Winter Bonfire Scenes Santa and His Little Helper Lit View LED Winter Bonfire Scenes Snowball Fight Lit View LED Winter Bonfire Scenes Holiday Swing Lit View LED Winter Bonfire Scene Lit View LED Winter Bonfire Scenes Santa and His Little Helper Unlit View

    Kitschy Christmas LED Resin Figures

    Bring the kitsch to your coffee table or mantel this year with one of our LED Wintery Bonfire scenes. Simply slide the ON/OFF switch and watch as it lights up. Details: Choose between four different styles: Snowball Fight, Santa and His Little...

    C$15.99
  • Krampus 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view Krampus 10" Plastic Tree Topper Krampus 10" Plastic Tree Topper - bac k view Krampus 10" Plastic Tree Topper - side view Krampus 10" Plastic Tree Topper - side view

    Krampus 10-Inch Tree Topper

    This scary Christmas Tree Topper is of Krampus, the scary folklore creature who is half demon and half goat.  It was said that Krampus would punish the children who misbehaved while Santa gave gifts to those who were nice. This Krampus tree topper...

    C$59.99
  • Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Back View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Back View

    Santa Riding T-Rex 10-Inch Tree Topper

    This hilarious Santa Christmas Tree topper shows Santa Claus riding a T-Rex to deliver his packages. The reindeer must have the night off! The fun dino is wearing a santa hat and Christmas themed scarf This Dinosaur tree topper Stands 10 Inches x 7...

    C$59.99
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