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Have yourself a kitschy little Christmas with our eccentric collection of Christmas kitsch decorations and gifts. If it's Christmas and it's ugly, tacky or cheesy, we've got it all under one roof. Merry Kitschmas Canada!

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  • A Christmas Story Leg Lamp with Fragile Shipping Boxes The Old Man's Prize (45") Leg Lamp (unlit) Fishnet Stocking Detail The Old Man's Prize - 45" Leg Lamp Comparison of four leg lamp styles

    "Old Man's Prize" Leg Lamp (45")

    Note: Due to the oversize nature of our larger leg lamps, we don't offer Free Shipping on this item. Please select your province to add the appropriate flat rate shipping fee. Note that 45" and 50" leg lamps cannot be shipped Expresspost or Priority...

    C$349.99
  • Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug with Eggnog New Larger Moose Mugs Clark Griswold Glass Moose Mug Moose Mug with Eggnog seen in Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Box

    Original 8oz Glass Christmas Vacation Moose Mug

    As seen on Dragon's Den, RetroFestive is proud to be the Canadian distributor of these genuine 8 ounce GLASS moose mugs, officially licensed by Warner Bros. Studios. Now, you can enjoy your eggnog in a Moose Mug (aka eggnog cup) just like Clark...

    C$29.99
  • 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Lit View 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Unlit View Red, Green and White Nordic 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Unlit View Grey, White and Red Nordic 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Lit View Red, Green and White Nordic 15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose, Lit View

    15" Plush Nordic Gnome with Light Up Nose SET OF 2

    Our Nordic Gnomes with Light Up Nose feature cute light up noses that poke out from their floor length beards. These Nordic Gnomes wear warm knit hats with a festive pattern and snowflake charm, while holding cute candy canes. You'll receive a Set of 2...

    C$32.99
  • Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights

    Mushroom LED String Lights

    This light string features 20 mushroom-shaped LED bulbs, which create a whimsical and charming ambiance. Powered via a USB connection. You can plug them into any USB port, such as a wall adapter, power bank, or computer. The USB power option makes them...

    C$14.99
  • Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles - Grey cat in stocking Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles - Black and white cat in cup Christmas Cat Ornaments in 4 Styles - Beige cat on Christmas Tree

    Christmas Cat Ornaments in 3 Styles

    Kurt Adler's Christmas cat ornaments are a fun and festive addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a cat in a cup, a cat in a stocking and a cat clinging to a glittered Christmas tree. Each cat is wearing a reed...

    C$17.99
  • White Claus Hard Seltzer Can Ornament Set of 2

    White Claus Hard Seltzer Can Ornament Set of 2

    Kurt Adler's "White Claus" seltzer ornaments are a fun and festive addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. Each can is decorated with a red and white Santa hat and a snowflake. This set of 2 includes Cranberry and Spiced Apple flavours...

    C$22.99
  • CBD Gummy Bear Ornament Set of 2

    CBD Gummy Bear Ornament Set of 2

    These red and green CBD Gummy Bear ornaments are a fun addition to your holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a "Chill Pill" green gummy, and a "All Is Calm" red gummy Details: Dimensions: approx 3" tall Materials:...

    C$22.99
  •  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles - Let's Get Toasted  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles - S'More Fun With Friends  S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles - I'm Only Here For The S'Mores

    S'Mores Ornaments in 4 Styles

    These S'More ornaments from Kurt Adler are a fun addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree.  Choose from the following sayings: Campfire S'Mores S'More Fun With Friends I'M Only Here For The S'mores Let's Get...

    C$12.99
  • Pig and Cow Farm Bell Ornament Set of 2

    Pig and Cow Farm Bell Ornament Set of 2

    These farm animal bell ornaments are a festive addition to any holiday décor or Christmas tree. This assortment features a piglet wearing a Santa hat sitting on a "Hogs and Kisses" bell and a calf wearing a Santa hat sitting on a "I Love Moo" bell...

    C$24.99
  • Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Burrito Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    A tortilla filled with rice, beans, meat, cheese and vegetables. A full meal with every food group wrapped in delicious tortilla. Wrap it up and take a bite! Ships in safe packaging with a keepsake box to store for years to come. Store in a cool, dry...

    C$27.99
  • Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas - Back View Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Hot Sauce  Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Hot Sauce Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Humans have used hot sauces to flavour foods for thousands of years. The first commercially-offered American hot sauce was branded in 1807. Today, the spicy condiment is available in hundreds of varieties and celebrated with spicy food eating contests...

    C$19.99
  • Cannabis Fairie String Lights Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Detailed View Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Battery Pack Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Packaging

    Cannabis Fairie String Lights

    This light set includes 20 translucent cannabis leaves, each with a green LED light bulb. Details: 20 green LED fairy lights For indoor use. 24 inch green lead wire 4 inch light spacing Battery Operated:  uses 3 AA batteries - NOT...

    C$16.99
  • Dear Santa Chalk Board Dear Santa Chalk Board

    Dear Santa Chalk Board

    Our Dear Santa Chalk Board is a playful wooden chalkboard adorned with whimsical holiday sentiments that read, “Dear Santa, my name is ____, I am ____ years old, this year I asked Santa for ____, my favorite part of Christmas is ____,...

    C$22.99
  • Glass icicle ornaments

    Twisted Glass Icicle Ornaments - Box of 24

    These clear glass icicle ornaments by Kurt Adler are a beautiful, classic way to add sparkle to your holiday décor. Each icicle ornament features a beautiful, realistic, twisted dripping icicle design. Perfect for adding an icy, wintry feel to...

    C$16.99
  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$9.99
  • Marshmallow Trio Ornament

    Squishy Marshmallow Ornaments - SET OF 3

    Enjoy a marshmallow world this winter! This adorable trio of squishy foam marshmallow ornaments make a whimsical addition to any Christmas tree. Each is decorated with a snowman face and attached to a red ribbon hanger. Details: Dimensions: 4"...

    MSRP: C$12.99
    Was: C$12.99
    Now: C$9.99
  • Blobfish Glass Christmas Ornament

    Blobfish Glass Christmas Ornament

    THAT BLOB MAKES YOUR TREE LOOK AMAZING! Of all the decorations on your tree, this one will be the blobbiest. It’s a 4-1/2" hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery blobfish. The blobfish has been called the world’s...

    C$22.99
  • Lumberjack Gnome with Antlers

    Lumberjack Gnome with Antlers

    This Lumberjack Gnome wears a warm buffalo plaid hat, antlers and denim. The perfect accent for any Canadian holiday home!Details:  Dimensions: 9" tall 

    C$19.99
  • Canada Gnome with Antlers

    Canada Gnome with Antlers

    This Canada Gnome wears a warm knit hat with red and white stripes and a maple leaf, and antlers.  On the back of the gnome is printed CLAUS 25.Details:  Dimensions: 12" tall 

    C$19.99
  • Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament

    If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious, so while they’d probably prefer to be in a tank,...

    C$22.99
  • Cymbals Monkey Ornament Front View Cymbals Monkey Ornament Back View Cymbals Monkey Ornament Left Side View Cymbals Monkey Ornament Right Side View Cymbals Monkey Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Cymbals Monkey Ornament

    This funny Christmas ornament is of the iconic old wind up cymbal Monkey toy. He's made to look just like the retro toy and even has the brass colored wind up on his back! Details Dimensions: 3" tall x 2" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging:...

    C$16.99
  • Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Front View Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Back View Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Back View Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Top View Damaged Delivery Package Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Online Shopper Damaged Delivery Package Ornament

    This ornament is sure to hit home with a lot of Christmas shoppers. Too often during the holiday season you receive a package that looks like it was thrown down a flight of stairs. This Fragile box has the stickers all over it and the this side up arrows...

    C$16.99
  • No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Front View No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Back View No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Right Side View No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Left Side View No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    No Room At The Bethlehem Inn Ornament

    This fun and playful sign ornament is of the Bethlehem Inn which doesn’t seem to have any rooms left for Joseph and Mary. Baby Jesus was famously born in the manger due to this inconvenience. Details Dimensions: 3.5" tall x 2.5" wide Material:...

    C$16.99
  • Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Front View Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Back View Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Left Side View Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Right Side View Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Mickey Mouse Trap Ornament

    This hilarious and slightly dark humor ornament shows Mickey Mouse wearing red pants and yellow shoes caught in a mouse trap! Details Dimensions: 4" tall x 2.5" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging: Illustrated retail window display box 

    C$16.99
  • Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Front View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Side View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Back View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament

    This fun cannabis themed ornament shows an Elf lighting up a Candy Cane Bong filled with the North Pole’s stickiest marijuana. Details Dimensions: 3" tall x 3" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging: Illustrated retail window display...

    C$16.99
  • Tree Buddees Chronic Santa Ornament Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Front View Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Back View Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Right Side View Green Christmas Santa Weed Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Chronic Claus Green Christmas Weed Ornament

    Here comes Chronic Claus, and he's got a brand new bag filled with the North Pole’s finest weed. Details Dimensions: 3" tall x 2" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging: Illustrated retail window display box 

    C$16.99
  • Christmas Cats Napkins

    Christmas Cats Luncheon Napkins

    Our Christmas Cats Luncheon Napkins feature three fluffy kitten in sparkly Santa hats, with a dotted diamond pattern. These cocktail napkins fit seamlessly into any holiday party decor or cat lady themes. Details: 33 x 33 cm 20 in a...

    C$6.99
  • Farm Animals Wearing Sweaters Ornaments (Set of 3)

    Christmas Sweater Farm Animal Ornament Set of 3

    Bring farmyard fun to your Christmas tree this holiday season. This assortment features a cow, pig and a rooster wearing red, white and green sweaters.  Details: Dimensions: 4" tall Materials: Resin Packaging: Full colour illustrated hang...

    C$39.99
  • Christmas Rex Ornament Christmas Rex Ornament Christmas Rex Ornament - side view Christmas Rex Ornament Christmas Rex Ornament

    Christmas T-Rex Ornament

    What's better than Dinosaur Christmas ornaments? A funny T-Rex ornament wearing a scarf and Santa hat and holding a present! Details: Made of hand-painted quality resin.  Each ornament is hand painted to make sure every detail and colour is...

    C$16.99
  • Lumberjack Santa Christmas Ornament Lumberjack Santa Christmas Ornament - side view Lumberjack Santa Christmas Ornament - back view Lumberjack Santa Christmas Ornament

    Canadian Lumberjack Santa Ornament

    Santa is in need of a new pine Christmas tree. This outdoorsman ornament features Santa with his axe and wearing a plaid flannel shirt. We always knew he was from Canada! Details: Made of hand-painted quality resin.  Each ornament is hand...

    MSRP: C$16.99
    Was: C$16.99
    Now: C$12.99
  • Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament - front view Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament - side view Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament - back view Santa Riding an Unicorn Christmas Ornament - back view

    Santa Riding a Unicorn Christmas Ornament

    This humorous ornament imagines Santa delivering his presents on an unicorn! Details: Made of hand-painted quality resin.  Each ornament is hand painted to make sure every detail and colour is applied properly. This Santa ornament is approx 3...

    MSRP: C$16.99
    Was: C$16.99
    Now: C$12.99
  • Some People Are Worth Melting For Wooden Sign

    Some People Are Worth Melting For Wooden Sign

    Every snowman knows: Some people are just worth melting for! This charming holiday sign has been embellished with glitter for a little extra sparkle! Details:  Dimensions: Approximately 12" x 5.5" x 0.25" Materials: Wood, ribbon and...

    C$14.99
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