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Have yourself a kitschy little Christmas with our eccentric collection of Christmas kitsch decorations and gifts. If it's Christmas and it's ugly, tacky or cheesy, we've got it all under one roof. Merry Kitschmas Canada!

  • Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug with Eggnog New Larger Moose Mugs Clark Griswold Glass Moose Mug Moose Mug with Eggnog seen in Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Box

    Original 8oz Glass Christmas Vacation Moose Mug

    As seen on Dragon's Den, RetroFestive is proud to be the Canadian distributor of these genuine 8 ounce GLASS moose mugs, officially licensed by Warner Bros. Studios. Now, you can enjoy your eggnog in a Moose Mug (aka eggnog cup) just like Clark...

    C$29.99
  • The Old Man's Prize - 45" Leg Lamp A Christmas Story Leg Lamp with Fragile Shipping Boxes The Old Man's Prize (45") Leg Lamp (unlit) Fishnet Stocking Detail Comparison of four leg lamp styles

    "Old Man's Prize" 45-Inch Leg Lamp

    It's been 40 years since A Christmas Story was filmed here in Canada. Now you can commemorate the occasion with this handsome 45-inch tall Leg Lamp! Only 75 of this size are are available for the 2023 season, so snag yours today! Note: Due to the...

    MSRP: C$349.99
    Was: C$349.99
    Now: C$299.99
  • Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament adds a savory twist to your tree, featuring a miniature packet of ramen noodles with its iconic packaging and a sprinkle of noodle-loving charm, promising a deliciously quirky addition to your holiday decor that's sure to...

    C$24.99
  • Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament captures the essence of bubble tea bliss with a miniature plastic cup adorned with colorful pearls and a sprinkle of festive cheer, promising a sweet and satisfying addition to your holiday decor that's sure to bubble up...

    C$22.99
  • Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Deck the halls with a jar of briny delight! This glass Christmas ornament showcases a miniature jar of pickles, complete with its crisp green hue and a twist of festive flair, promising a tangy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to tickle your...

    C$24.99
  • Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the king of dressings, featuring a miniature bottle of Ranch complete with its unmistakable creamy hue and a sprinkle of ranch-loving charm, promising a flavourful twist to your holiday decor...

    C$24.99
  • Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Get cozy with the glass Swiftea Mug ornament, a must-have collectible ornament for every adorning fan. This Fearless Flavor cup of tea ornament combines the joy of holidays sips with a sprinkle of Swiftie flair.  Hang it on your tree for a touch of...

    C$27.99
  • Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament whimsically immortalizes the beloved jar of peanut butter.   Hang it on your tree for a dollop of humour and memories of the classic PB & J sandwiches.  Or just grab a spoon and eat directly from the jar...

    C$22.99
  • Deviled Egg Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Deviled Egg Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Deviled Egg Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Deviled Egg Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Deviled Egg Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament captures the charm of a deviled egg, its sunny-side-up appearance promising a delightful twist to your holiday decor and a whimsical nod to the joy of culinary indulgence. Ships in safe packaging with a keepsake box to...

    C$17.99
  • USB Twirl-It Ornament Spinner - SET OF 3 USB Twirl-It Ornament Spinner - SET OF 3 USB Twirl-It Ornament Spinner - SET OF 3 USB Twirl-It Ornament Spinner - SET OF 3

    USB Twirl-It Ornament Spinner - SET OF 3

    Add motion to your ornaments! Your ornaments will twirl the holidays away when you hang them on our Twirl-It ornament rotators. Uses a USB port, and can connect to our USB extension cord (which can power up to 6 Twirl-It spinners), OR use any USB...

    C$39.99
  • CBD Gummy Bears in Jar Ornament

    CBD Gummy Bears in Jar Ornament

    Spice up your holiday decor with ornaments shaped like jars of CBD gummies, infusing your tree with a deliciously quirky vibe that's sure to turn heads. These whimsical decorations offer a playful nod to relaxation and wellness, making your tree the talk...

    C$16.99
  •  Krampus 8" Retro Action Figure by Mego  Krampus 8" Retro Action Figure by Mego  Krampus 8" Retro Action Figure by Mego  Krampus 8" Retro Action Figure by Mego  Krampus 8" Retro Action Figure by Mego

    Krampus 8" Retro Action Figure by Mego

    Krampus joins the Mego lineup! This 8" tall action Figure features 26 points of articulation and a real cloth outfit.  Details: Dimensions: 8" tall  Materials: Plastic, real fabric clothing 26 points of articulation Packaging: Blister...

    C$26.99
  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

    C$32.99
  • Squeaky Pickle Squeaky Pickle

    Squeaky Pickle

    A PICKLE WITH PERFECTLY POSITIVE PERSONALITY You knew pickles could yodel, but we’ve upped the game with our Squeak Pickle. In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if we crossed our Squawking Chicken with a pickle. The...

    C$14.99
  • Screamin' Goat Screamin' Goat

    Screamin' Goat

    You squeeze it, and it'll scream just like the goats on the internet. It's the perfect gift to put a smile on their face!   Details: Dimensions: 9" long Materials: Plastic  

    C$7.99
  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$27.99
  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99
  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that...

    C$19.99
  • Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas - Back View Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Snickers Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Snickers bars continue to delight with a delicious mix of sweet and salty flavours. The creamy milk chocolate, savory and salty pretzels, and a nougat center help to keep this candy bar a fan favorite!  Remember your childhood favourite candy...

    C$29.99
  •  Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas  Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas - Back view  Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas  Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Skittles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Skittles are sweet, chewy, fruity treats which have become a staple candy for many. With multiple flavours offered in each bag, these continue to thrill year after year. Remember your childhood favourite candy with this ornament. Ships in safe packaging...

    C$24.99
  • Oversized Gift Exchange Dice in Package Oversized Gift Exchange Dice Oversized Gift Exchange Dice - Lifestyle

    Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

    Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to...

    C$9.99
  • Where's Pickle? Ornament Where's Pickle? Ornament 2

    Where's Pickle? Ornament

    Introducing our Hilarious Hiding Pickle Christmas Ornament, Get ready for a tradition that will tickle your funny bone and bring laughter to your holiday festivities. This mischievous little pickle ornament is here to turn your Christmas tree into a...

    C$16.99
  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

    C$29.99
  • The Clausfather Ornament

    The Clausfather Ornament

    This 1970's themed funny glass ornament is the perfect gift for someone who loves mobster films.   This is made of hard to break Glass, it will take a lot more than just falling off the Christmas Tree to break these ornaments! This fun...

    C$16.99
  • Goth Cat Ornament

    Goth Cat Ornament

    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" tall, hand-blown glass bat cat ornament looks so natural...

    C$23.99
  • Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow colour and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if you’re groping around in your bag or backpack...

    C$4.99