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  • Richard Simmons Chia Pet: Sweatin' to the Oldies! Richard Simmons Chia Pet Contents Richard Simmons Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: Richard Simmons

    Chia Pet: Richard Simmons

    Get sweatin' to the oldies and grow your very own Richard Simmons Chia Pet! Features two growing areas: the head and the chest! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply...

  • Static TV Keychain Retro TV LED Keyring Retro TV Keyring

    Retro Static TV LED Keychain with Sound Effects

    This retro TV keychain will remind you of days spent in front of the good-old-fashioned boob tube. Remember the sights and sounds of black and white static? Now you can, with the press of a button. Push the knob to see the flashing TV come to life with...

  • Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring

    Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects

     Be a rock star wherever you go with this mini guitar on your key ring. Deliver a rocking guitar solo and laser light show with the press of a button. Plays a heavy metal guitar solo and bright flashing LED lights. *Click on the Videos tab above...

  • 12892 Hula Girl Air Freshener

    Hula Girl Air Freshener

    HAVE A LUAU ON YOUR COMMUTE Smells like pineapple and comes with a string for hanging on your rearview mirror. Made of heavy cardstock. 5-1/4" tall air freshener Features Hula Girl Smells like pineapple Vacation is only a few months away

  • 12808 Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

    Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

    BE GLAD IT DOESN’T SMELL LIKE CHICKEN This 6” tall rubber chicken smells like bubblegum and signals to the world that you are a person of taste, distinction and good humor. Made of heavy card stock. String for hanging included...

  • SPAM Fun Box

    SPAM Fun Tin Tote Lunch Box

    Now you can have your miracle in a can - on a tin lunch box!   This 3D embossed SPAM tin tote lunch box is made to look like the 70s era cans of SPAM. The sides of the tote feature a collage of advertisements for SPAM over the years...

  • Cheech & Chong Boxed Mug Cheech & Chong Mug

    Cheech and Chong Mug

    This Cheech and Chong Mug features a picture of the duo themselves and the motto "toke it out man". Dishwasher and microwave safe.    Details: Dimensions: Holds 11 fluid oz.  Materials: Ceramic  Licensed by: Cheech & Chong...

  • Because Wine Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    Because Kids Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    This double-wall insulated stainless steel wine tumbler doesn't understands that everyone needs a few glasses of wine now and then, especially when they have kids! Our wine tumblers are made of double walled stainless steel and include a...

  • If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail cover
If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail inside If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail inside pages

    If You Give a Mouse an iPhone

    The parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie that every parent will relate to.If you give in to temptation and give a bored little mouse your iPhone, even for ten minutes, he’s probably going to beam to some faraway place...

  • Christmas with The Golden Girls Mad Libs

    Adult Mad Libs: Christmas with The Golden Girls

    It’s a Christmas miracle! The Golden Girls are back by popular demand in a holiday Mad Libs fit for a queen… or four.Merry Christmas from sunny Miami, Florida where the temperature is hot but the cheesecake is cool. Catch up with Blanche,...

  • Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine

    Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine Mini Kit

    Set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves inspired by Jesus and the likes of Moses and John the Baptist. This slyly irreverent mini kit includes a 3" dancing Jesus figurine on a suction cup base that you can attach to your...

  • Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Packaged View Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Unpackaged View

    Jesus of Nazareth Bendable Figure

    Spend 40 days and 40 nights getting bendy with our Jesus of Nazareth pose-able action figure.  The holy figure stands tall in his red and white robe, arms out, ready to get his flex on.  Whether you want to recreate the New Testament, or just...

  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken  Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5" Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Sound Button

    Now you can record your very own sound button! Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished gifts for Moms, Dads and Grandparents. You can record one longer message, or you can record two, three, four or five short...

  • The YES! button The YES! Button with Box The YES Button

    The YES Button

    Here's the Yes! Button ... the perfect complement to our best-selling NO button! For those who LOVE saying yes. ALSO AVAILABLE: The NO Button, The F-ck Button and Record Your Own Sound Button. Things that everyone should say YES! to: A long, lazy...

  • EV-TSM7097 Cat Butt-On Cat Butt-On

    Emergency Cat BUTTon Keychain

    Crazy cat ladies rejoice! Now you can carry a reminder of your furry pet with you wherever you go. It may not be of the end you want to cuddle with, but this cat butt-on will make you laugh with its 5 hilarious flatulent sounds...

  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE! ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. Plays ten...

  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button

    The F--- Button

    Let's face it, 2020 sucked and 2021 is a shit show. You're going to need this fucking button to get through the rest of this pandemic! This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a...

  • Emergency Bigfoot

    Emergency Bigfoot

    Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter!  You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This...

  • Dashboard Hula Girl

    Dashboard Hula

    All dashboards can be improved by the presence of this quality Dashboard Hula Girl. She sways her 5-1/4'' tall body gracefully to and fro on springy hips under a silky tasseled ''grass'' skirt. Made of vinyl with adhesive base...

  • Dashboard Jesus Unboxed View Dashboard Jesus Boxed View Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 4'' Jesus figure...

  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

  • Joke-A-Day


    Just spin the wheel and see which joke you will play today. With 7 jokes to choose from, every day will be a joke filled day. The perfect gift for any dad, kid or jokester out there!   Details:  Dimensions: 10.75" in...

  •  Box of Practical Jokes House of Marbles Lord Phartwell Box of Practical Jokes Lord Phartwell Box of Practical Jokes House of Marbles Lord Phartwel Practical Jokes box Box of Practical Jokes

    Lord Phartwell's Big Box of Practical Jokes

    Lord Phartwell's collection of practical jokes and gags will get everyone laughing. Disgusting, disturbing and indulgently puerile!   Includes the 5 classics in a clever gift box: ‘Nail-Through-Finger’ gag A revolting Rubber...

  • Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 EV-TSM7676 Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 Zit Headz ball Zit Headz EV-TSM7676  stress ball

    Zit Headz - Totally Gross Squeeze Toy

    Satisfyingly squishy and oh so gooey! Go aHEAD and give this gnarly 3" noggin a squeeze for pimple poppin' gross out fun. Details: Squish him and his pimples pop out, release and they go back inside. Measures 3"

  • Magnetic Baby Face

    Magnetic Baby Face

    AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to...

  • Ultimate Geek Pen

    Ultimate Geek Pen

    Indulge your gadget-loving geekiness wih this high tech pen!  This high-tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip and you get a ballpoint pen. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press...

  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

  • Unicorn Discovery Kit

    Unicorn Discovery Kit

    All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box.  Ok Ok...  You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perhaps attract the unicorn of your dreams. Includes a...

  • Handi-Pug Handi-Pug Packaged View

    Handi-Pug Finger Puppets

    Is your hand begging for pizza?  Your mediocre old hand really isn’t that lovable, so why not turn it into an adorable, wrinkly pug? This set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, one 2" (5.1 cm) pug head and four 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) paws,...

  • UG-5503 Dress Up Ruth Bader Ginsburg Magnetic Play Set UG-5503 Dress Up Ruth Bader Ginsburg Magnetic Playset Dress Up Ruth Bader Ginsburg Magnetic Play Set

    Dress Up Ruth Bader Ginsburg Magnetic Play Set

    Remember ground-breaking, trend-setting Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in a unique way. Justice for your locker! Justice for your fridge! You can dress Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in her black robe (with gavel), casual jeans (with black leather jacket),...

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