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  • Sardine Candy Canes

    Sardine Candy Canes

    PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PACKAGED THESE IN A TIN   These Sardine Candy Canes are inspired by the stories that every Christmas Eve, Santa spends all night eating sardines straight from the tin while he flies around the world. He loves sardines,...

    C$9.99
  • Hot Dog Candy Canes

    Hot Dog Candy Canes

    WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER   Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled or steamed, everybody loves a hot dog! Sure,...

    C$9.99
  • Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together, everybody loves to dip. These candy canes taste just like our...

    C$9.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

    C$9.99
  • Kale Candy Canes Kale Candy Canes Archie McPhee

    Kale Candy Canes

    ALL THE FLAVOUR OF KALE WITH NONE OF THE NUTRITION All your Christmas dreams have come true! Kale Candy Canes are here! No more pesky holiday flavours to worry about, just the bitter grassiness of your favourite vegetable. Talk about a superfood, kale...

    C$9.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes,...

    C$9.99
  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$9.99
  • Michael Myers Chia Pet Halloween Chia Pet Grown

    Chia Pet: Michael Myers

    They say you can’t control evil, but now you can grow evil with the Michael Myers Chia Pet! The silently stalking slasher is back, but instead of stabbing, he will be sprouting. Have Halloween horror of the first-order with...

    C$32.99
  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$29.99
  • Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set Front Side

    Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

    Our Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set features two ceramic pigs going hog wild! These salt & pepper dispensers are sure to shake things up at your next meal! Go ahead, ham it up—but don’t get salty if someone gets...

    C$16.99
  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

    C$16.99
  • Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Back View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Back View

    Santa Riding T-Rex 10-Inch Tree Topper

    This hilarious Santa Christmas Tree topper shows Santa Claus riding a T-Rex to deliver his packages. The reindeer must have the night off! The fun dino is wearing a santa hat and Christmas themed scarf This Dinosaur tree topper Stands 10 Inches x 7...

    C$59.99
  • King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view

    King Kong 10-Inch Tree Topper

    King Kong is climbing the Xmas tree to place the star on top! Or taking it off depending on how you look at it. Either way, he's in his classic position, just like he's holding onto the building. This funny tree topper stands 10 Inches x 8 Inches -...

    C$59.99
  • Holy Roller Lint Brush Holy Roller in Action Clean up after pets with the Holy Roller Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention. HOLY ROLLER is an iconic 60 sheet lint roller that's ready to wipe away a multitude of sins. 9.5-inches Made of PP...

    C$19.99
  • Cat Butt Mug - My Gift to You My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug - Lifestyle Boxed View - My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug

    My Gift to You - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

    C$19.99
  • Say Anything Mug - I Might Be High I Might Be High Mug - Lifestyle Say Anything Mug - I Might Be High - Boxed View

    I Might Be High - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

    C$19.99
  • The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges

    The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges

    Rise and shine, it's time to join the clean plate club! If your sink contains more than a short stack, The Breakfast Scrub is here to help. Each set includes 3 quality, multi-layered sponges packed on a nostalgic "diner plate" backer card. Carded set...

    C$16.99
  • Dinner Winner Gastronaut Dinner Tray Help Kids Eat with Dinner Winner Astronaut-themed Kids Plate

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Gastronaut

    The game of yum - eat to win! Blast off into a culinary adventure through space in ...3...2...1! Fred's award-winning DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". This galactic-themed plate helps even the fussiest...

    C$29.99
  • Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    The game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". Helps even the fussiest eaters make it through a meal! Details: Dimensions: Approx...

    C$29.99
  • Lumberjack Baby Big and Teether Set Lumberjack Baby! Dressed to Spill Lumberjack Baby Set in Box Saw Teether Lumberjack Bib

    Baby Lumberjack Bib and Teether Set

    Our DRESSED TO SPILL baby set comes with a soft, gum-soothing silicone teether and a fashionable, coordinating bib to make baby look like a tiny lumberjack! Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich a waterproof layer of TPU to keep spills on the bib,...

    C$29.99
  • Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Packaged View

    Mr. Atomic Robot

    With his swinging arms and vintage look, Mr. Atomic moves his feet as he walks forward! Just wind him up and watch as he twists and turns across any smooth surface. Details: Dimensions: Robot measures 4" tall  Materials: Tin  Packaging:...

    C$29.99
  • Chrome Planet Robot Duo View Chrome Planet Robot

    Chrome Planet Robot

    An exact replica of the 1950’s all-time favorite Robby the Robot, our Chrome Planet Robot walks with a sparking action behind his red cello face shield. He comes with an on/off switch and fantasy box, making him a great collectible sci-fi space...

    C$49.99
  • Made with Love Sandwich Bags Made With Love Sandwich Bags  - Pack of 20

    Made With Love Sandwich Bags - Pack of 20

    One of the best parts about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! These bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but pure love on bread with an extra helping...

    C$4.99
  •  I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable socks feature a colourful and winding flower and vine pattern with the words "I Love My Asshole Kids".Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 55% nylon, 43% combed...

    C$16.99
  • Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set - box view

    Baby's First Hot Pepper Challenge - Bib and Teether Set

    Make the laughs go viral with this coordinating set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and red chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich with a waterproof layer of TPU to...

    C$29.99
  • Tumbling Santa with Parachute Unpackaged View Tumbling Santa with Parachute Packaged View

    Tumbling Santa with Parachute

    This kitschy parachuted Santa is on a mission to deliver presents to kids around the world. He will flip, swing and tumble his way to success! Details: Flips, tumbles and swings  Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) Packaging: Full colour...

    C$19.99
  • RuPaul Chia Pet RuPaul Chia Pet in Box RuPaul Chia Pet Kit Contents Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Everyone's favourite drag queen RuPaul is now a Chia Pet!  It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply replacing the  seeds with similar herbs or more Chia seeds...

    C$32.99
  • ALF is back! As a Chia Pet! Alf Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF

    Chia Pet: ALF

    Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by...

    C$32.99
  • Crib Dribbler - Front of Box Crib Dribbler - Back of Box

    Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box

    A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together...

    C$7.99
  • One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q One More Episode Men's Crew Socks

    One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable and colourful socks feature an illustrated dinosaur watching TV on a bean chair. Amongst colourful swirls are the words "One more episode. Ok, one more episode."Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold,...

    C$17.99
  • This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

    C$17.99
  • Christmas Jokes Toilet Paper Packaged View Christmas Jokes Toilet Paper Unpackaged View

    Christmas Humour Toilet Paper

    Fill your bathroom with laughter with this fun slogan toilet paper featuring phrases such as Nice Baubles!, #NaughtyList, and Yo Ho Ho! Add to your own bathroom this Christmas to surprise guests or as a quirky gift for a friend...

    C$8.99
  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Cockroach

    Racing Cockroach

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these...

    C$5.99
  • Office Possum Office Possum example

    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to...

    C$29.99
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