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  • Made with Love Sandwich Bags Made With Love Sandwich Bags  - Pack of 20

    Made With Love Sandwich Bags - Pack of 20

    One of the best parts about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! These bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but pure love on bread with an extra helping...

    C$4.99
  • Snowman Splat Ball Set of 3 Snowman Splat Ball in Action! Snowman Splat Ball Snowman Splat Balls - 3-Pack

    Snowman Splat Balls - 3-Pack

    Do you get a bit stressed out during the hub-bub leading up to Christmas?  Take it out on this smiley splat ball snowman.  Don't worry... you can throw him to the floor as hard as you want!  He will bounce right back into his original...

    C$12.99
  • Force Pose Grogu Chia Pet Force Pose Grogu Chia Pet in Box May the Force be with you, Grogu!

    Chia Pet: Force Pose Grogu - Star Wars The Mandalorian

    Here's Grogu (aka The Child) from the Mandalorian, captured in his Force pose. He may seem small, but he has big powers! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply...

    C$32.99
  • RuPaul Chia Pet RuPaul Chia Pet in Box RuPaul Chia Pet Kit Contents Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Everyone's favourite drag queen RuPaul is now a Chia Pet!  It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply replacing the  seeds with similar herbs or more Chia seeds...

    C$32.99
  • ALF is back! As a Chia Pet! Alf Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF

    Chia Pet: ALF

    Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by...

    C$32.99
  • Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Gift Box Open - Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Box

    Impossible Jigsaw Puzzle Large Prank Gift Box

    Surprise your friends and leave them to pick up the pieces. This gift box is an excellent way to prank puzzle hobbyists and those easily flustered by daunting tasks Prank someone this holiday season with this 12,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Large Prank...

    C$7.99
  • Black Kitty-Cat 12.75″ Clock

    Classic Black Kitty-Cat 12.75″ Klock

    The Black Kitty-Cat is a smaller version of the Kit-Cat Klock and is a great way to bring a smile and uplift the atmosphere of any room or apartment. The Kitty can bring a smile to everyone in the room with it’s cute and contagious happy smile, it...

    C$59.99
  • Crib Dribbler - Front of Box Crib Dribbler - Back of Box

    Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box

    A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together...

    C$7.99
  • Toddler Tamers - Front of Box Toddler Tamers - Back of Box

    Toddler Tamers Large Prank Gift Box

    With the Toddler Tamers leashes ankle weight system, say goodbye the the dreaded glares from using a toddler leash!Prank someone this holiday season with this Toddler Tamers Large Prank Gift Box. Simply assemble the box and put your real present inside...

    C$7.99
  • Fart Filter - Front of Box Fart Filter - Back of Box

    Fart Filter Large Prank Gift Box

    When it’s time to trick a flatulent friend or family member, this gag gift box is an easy choice. It’s the perfect payback for that pull-my-finger enthusiast.Prank someone this holiday season with our Fart Filter Large Prank Gift Box. Simply...

    C$7.99
  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

    C$7.99
  •  Large Prank Gift Box Pet Butler - Front of Box Back of Box

    Pet Butler Large Prank Gift Box

    Pet Butler: a serving vest for animals that turns your pet into your personal butler! Trick someone this holiday season with our Pet Butler Prank Box. Simply assemble the box and put your real present inside.    Details: Made in...

    C$7.99
  • One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q One More Episode Men's Crew Socks

    One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable and colourful socks feature an illustrated dinosaur watching TV on a bean chair. Amongst colourful swirls are the words "One more episode. Ok, one more episode."Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold,...

    C$16.99
  • Holiday Magic 3D Specs in Action Holiday Magic 3D Specs Assortment Turn holiday lights into holiday magic! Holiday Magic Glasses Display Gingerbread Man Holiday 3D Specs

    Holiday Magic 3D Specs - Set of 4 Glasses

    Load the kids in the car and take a drive through holiday lights while wearing these unique Holiday Magic 3D Specs. You'll be amazed when these patented lenses transform ordinary holiday lights into magical holiday images. It’s incredible! These...

    C$12.99
  • Christmas Jokes Toilet Paper Packaged View Christmas Jokes Toilet Paper Unpackaged View

    Christmas Humour Toilet Paper

    Fill your bathroom with laughter with this fun slogan toilet paper featuring phrases such as Nice Baubles!, #NaughtyList, and Yo Ho Ho! Add to your own bathroom this Christmas to surprise guests or as a quirky gift for a friend...

    C$8.99
  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Roaches - Set of Three

    Racing Roaches - Set of Three

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab this set of three! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these...

    C$16.50
  • Office Possum Office Possum example

    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to...

    C$29.99
  • Santa Possum Glass Ornament Santa Possum

    Santa Possum Glass Ornament

    This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the world. When kids walk in on Santa Human putting gifts...

    C$21.99
  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

    C$15.99
  • Merry Christmas A**hole! Lump of Coal Gift Holiday Lump of Coal for Assholes

    Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal

    A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...

    C$17.99
  • Fish Bottle Opener Fish Bottle Opener

    Fish Bottle Opener

    Bottoms up! This fish bottle opener is a hilarious choice when you’re looking to add a wall mounted opener to your home bar. You can use it to efficiently open bottles when you need a quick laugh. It is made of high-quality resin with a metal...

    C$29.99
  • Gumby and Pokey Bendable Figure 2-Pack Gumby and Pokey Bendable Figure 2-Pack

    Gumby and Pokey Bendable Figure 2-Pack

    They're fun and they're flexible! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own Gumby and Pokey mini bendable action figures! This Gumby and Pokey Bendable Figure 2-pack features the beloved characters from the classic TV show...

    C$22.99
  • Mr. Bill Bendable Figure Mr. Bill Bendable Figure

    Mr. Bill Bendable Figure

    "Ohh Nooooo!" The famous Saturday Night Live comedy shorts of the happy-go-lucky Mr. Bill getting into all sorts of trouble are now classics! Fully bendable and poseable, our Mr. Bill Bendable Figure is bound to stay out of trouble in your safe...

    C$14.99
  • Popeye Bendable Figure Popeye Bendable Figure

    Popeye Bendable Figure

    Fans of the old classic Popeye the sailor man, will love having their own bendable Popeye! The strong man Popeye toy is fully bendable and poseable, and ready to save his love once again! Spinach anyone?  Details:  Dimensions: Figurine...

    C$14.99
  • Felix the Cat Bendable Figure Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Righty-O! Our Felix the Cat Bendable Figure includes his bag of tricks! The classic cartoons of yesteryear featured this adorable little cat in black and white silent movies. He could sing and dance and always carried with him his famous little...

    C$14.99
  • Mary Bendable Figure Mary Bendable Figure

    Mary Bendable Figure

    This Mary Bendable Toy Figure shows the mother of Jesus in a yellow dress and blue robe. She stands 5.5 inches tall and is movable and bendable! Details:  Material: Plastic with wire armature Packaging: Cardboard backing with plastic bubble

    C$14.99
  • Dashboard Wobbler Elvis - Front and Back View Dashboard Wobbler Elvis

    Dashboard Wobbler Elvis

    Shake, rattle and roll down the road with Elvis! This Elvis Presley Dashboard Wobbler features the King of Rock n Roll in his unforgettable outfit from the 1973 TV special Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii.  Details: Dimensions: 4...

    C$17.99
  • Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? - Box View

    Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At?

    This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking at?"  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full...

    C$13.99
  • Say Anything Mug - Kick Today In The Nuts Say Anything Mug - Kick Today In The Nuts Say Anything Mug - Kick Today In The Nuts - Box view

    Say Anything Mug - Kick Today In The Nuts

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This Say Anything Mug features a determined squirrel with the phrase "I am going to kick today in the...

    C$13.99
  • Say Anything Mug - Fuck Yeah Say Anything Mug - Fuck Yeah Say Anything Mug - Fuck Yeah-Box view

    Say Anything Mug - Fuck Yeah

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This F*ck Yeah coffee mug features a repeated retro 1970s font and colour scheme with the choice swear word and...

    C$13.99
  • Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass  - Box view

    Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass

    Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This "Draggin' Ass" coffee mug features an American Traditional tattoo style image depicting a pug doing what they do best - scooting their butts! Details: Holds 16...

    C$13.99
  • 20" Tree with Retro-Style LED Christmas Lights 20" Tree with Retro-Style LED Christmas Lights

    20" Tree with Retro-Style LED Christmas Lights

    This LED lighted tree features easy to shape branches and 20 warm white lights. it is also battery operated for easy placement without the hassle of cords and features a 6 hour timer so that you can keep everyone's hearts...

    C$19.99
  • Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - lights on Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - HO HO HO Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - Let it glow Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - OH DEER

    LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Poms in 3 Styles

    Brighten up your winter look with these pom-pom knit hats with a humorous Christmas sentiment on the cuffs and a light-up feature on the front. Choose from three festive and colourful assorted designs: HO HO HO with Christmas sweater pattern, LET IT GLOW...

    C$15.99
  • Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom

    LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom

    Keep warm and fashionable this holiday season with our LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom! This black toque features a colourful pom pom with a Christmas light design - with LED lights that light up with the touch of a built in button! An...

    C$15.99
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