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  • Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Packaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #1 Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #2

    Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly who you are with this hilarious anxietea coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features an illustration of a bouquet of flowers with the hilarious tagline "Hot cup of anxietea" . Details: Holds 16...

    C$19.99
  • This BS Again - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View This BS Again - Say Anything Mug Packaged View This BS Again - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot

    This BS Again - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly how you feel with this hilarious sunshine coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features a sun and cloud illustration with the hilarious tagline "This Bullshit Again" . Details: Holds 16...

    C$19.99
  • Santa Gnome Garden Statue

    Santa Gnome Garden Statue

    Welcome everyone this holiday season with this Santa gnome garden statue that features a red and white gnome holding a mini Christmas tree.  Made of resin and hand painted, this statue is suitable for indoor or outdoor use. Dimensions: 6 1/4"...

    C$29.99
  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    Now you can record your very own sound button! Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished gifts for Moms, Dads and Grandparents. You can record one longer message, or you can record two, three, four or five short...

    C$17.99
  • Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring

    Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects

     Be a rock star wherever you go with this mini guitar on your key ring. Deliver a rocking guitar solo and laser light show with the press of a button. Plays a heavy metal guitar solo and bright flashing LED lights. *Click on the Videos tab above...

    C$9.99
  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food...

    C$5.99
  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE!  Plays...

    C$17.99
  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$9.99
  • Holly Berry Clusters Light Set Holly Berry Light Side Plugs

    Retro Holly & Berries Cluster Light Set

    Add some retro flair to your Christmas tree or ... anywhere! This Kurt Adler jolly berry cluster light set is a fun, festive way to add to your holiday décor. Each light set has 12 holly berry clusters with 36 red LED lights. Details: 36...

    C$49.99
  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$29.99
  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

    C$16.99
  • Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Back View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Back View

    Santa Riding T-Rex 10-Inch Tree Topper

    This hilarious Santa Christmas Tree topper shows Santa Claus riding a T-Rex to deliver his packages. The reindeer must have the night off! The fun dino is wearing a santa hat and Christmas themed scarf This Dinosaur tree topper Stands 10 Inches x 7...

    C$59.99
  • King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view

    King Kong 10-Inch Tree Topper

    King Kong is climbing the Xmas tree to place the star on top! Or taking it off depending on how you look at it. Either way, he's in his classic position, just like he's holding onto the building. This funny tree topper stands 10 Inches x 8 Inches -...

    C$59.99
  • Holy Roller Lint Brush Holy Roller in Action Clean up after pets with the Holy Roller Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention. HOLY ROLLER is an iconic 60 sheet lint roller that's ready to wipe away a multitude of sins. 9.5-inches Made of PP...

    C$19.99
  • Cat Butt Mug - My Gift to You My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug - Lifestyle Boxed View - My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug

    My Gift to You - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

    C$19.99
  • Say Anything Mug - I Might Be High I Might Be High Mug - Lifestyle Say Anything Mug - I Might Be High - Boxed View

    I Might Be High - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

    C$19.99
  • Dinner Winner Gastronaut Dinner Tray Help Kids Eat with Dinner Winner Astronaut-themed Kids Plate

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Gastronaut

    The game of yum - eat to win! Blast off into a culinary adventure through space in ...3...2...1! Fred's award-winning DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". This galactic-themed plate helps even the fussiest...

    C$29.99
  • Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    The game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". Helps even the fussiest eaters make it through a meal! Details: Dimensions: Approx...

    C$29.99
  • Lumberjack Baby Big and Teether Set Lumberjack Baby! Dressed to Spill Lumberjack Baby Set in Box Saw Teether Lumberjack Bib

    Baby Lumberjack Bib and Teether Set

    Our DRESSED TO SPILL baby set comes with a soft, gum-soothing silicone teether and a fashionable, coordinating bib to make baby look like a tiny lumberjack! Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich a waterproof layer of TPU to keep spills on the bib,...

    C$29.99
  • Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Packaged View

    Mr. Atomic Robot

    With his swinging arms and vintage look, Mr. Atomic moves his feet as he walks forward! Just wind him up and watch as he twists and turns across any smooth surface. Details: Dimensions: Robot measures 4" tall  Materials: Tin  Packaging:...

    C$29.99
  • Chrome Planet Robot Duo View Chrome Planet Robot

    Chrome Planet Robot

    An exact replica of the 1950’s all-time favorite Robby the Robot, our Chrome Planet Robot walks with a sparking action behind his red cello face shield. He comes with an on/off switch and fantasy box, making him a great collectible sci-fi space...

    C$49.99
  •  I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable socks feature a colourful and winding flower and vine pattern with the words "I Love My Asshole Kids".Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 55% nylon, 43% combed...

    C$16.99
  • Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set - box view

    Baby's First Hot Pepper Challenge - Bib and Teether Set

    Make the laughs go viral with this coordinating set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and red chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich with a waterproof layer of TPU to...

    C$29.99
  • Recording Duck Animated Figure

    Hilarious Recording Duck Animated Figure

    Wanna buy a duck?? Add a fun, festive touch to your holidays with this plush talking duck! Press the button and say something into the duck --he repeats it back to you in a hilarious high-pitched voice! Record your voice again and again for continued...

    C$36.99
  • Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together, everybody loves to dip. These candy canes taste just like our...

    C$9.99
  • Tumbling Santa with Parachute Unpackaged View Tumbling Santa with Parachute Packaged View

    Tumbling Santa with Parachute

    This kitschy parachuted Santa is on a mission to deliver presents to kids around the world. He will flip, swing and tumble his way to success! Details: Flips, tumbles and swings  Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) Packaging: Full colour...

    C$19.99
  • RuPaul Chia Pet RuPaul Chia Pet in Box RuPaul Chia Pet Kit Contents Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Everyone's favourite drag queen RuPaul is now a Chia Pet!  It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply replacing the  seeds with similar herbs or more Chia seeds...

    C$32.99
  • ALF is back! As a Chia Pet! Alf Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF

    Chia Pet: ALF

    Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by...

    C$32.99
  • One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q One More Episode Men's Crew Socks

    One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable and colourful socks feature an illustrated dinosaur watching TV on a bean chair. Amongst colourful swirls are the words "One more episode. Ok, one more episode."Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold,...

    C$18.99
  • This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

    C$18.99
  • Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks Front

    Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

    C$18.99
  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Cockroach

    Racing Cockroach

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these...

    C$5.99
  • Office Possum Office Possum example

    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to...

    C$29.99
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