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  • Holy Roller Lint Brush Holy Roller in Action Clean up after pets with the Holy Roller Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention. HOLY ROLLER is an iconic 60 sheet lint roller that's ready to wipe away a multitude of sins. 9.5-inches Made of PP...

    C$19.99
  • Cat Butt Mug - My Gift to You My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug - Lifestyle Boxed View - My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug

    My Gift to You - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

    C$18.99
  • Say Anything Mug - I Might Be High I Might Be High Mug - Lifestyle Say Anything Mug - I Might Be High - Boxed View

    I Might Be High - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

    C$18.99
  • The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges

    The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges

    Rise and shine, it's time to join the clean plate club! If your sink contains more than a short stack, The Breakfast Scrub is here to help. Each set includes 3 quality, multi-layered sponges packed on a nostalgic "diner plate" backer card. Carded set...

    C$16.99
  • Dinner Winner Gastronaut Dinner Tray Help Kids Eat with Dinner Winner Astronaut-themed Kids Plate

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Gastronaut

    The game of yum - eat to win! Blast off into a culinary adventure through space in ...3...2...1! Fred's award-winning DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". This galactic-themed plate helps even the fussiest...

    C$29.99
  • Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    The game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". Helps even the fussiest eaters make it through a meal! Details: Dimensions: Approx...

    C$29.99
  • Lumberjack Baby Big and Teether Set Lumberjack Baby! Dressed to Spill Lumberjack Baby Set in Box Saw Teether Lumberjack Bib

    Baby Lumberjack Bib and Teether Set

    Our DRESSED TO SPILL baby set comes with a soft, gum-soothing silicone teether and a fashionable, coordinating bib to make baby look like a tiny lumberjack! Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich a waterproof layer of TPU to keep spills on the bib,...

    C$29.99
  • Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Packaged View

    Mr. Atomic Robot

    With his swinging arms and vintage look, Mr. Atomic moves his feet as he walks forward! Just wind him up and watch as he twists and turns across any smooth surface. Details: Dimensions: Robot measures 4" tall  Materials: Tin  Packaging:...

    C$29.99
  • Chrome Planet Robot Duo View Chrome Planet Robot

    Chrome Planet Robot

    An exact replica of the 1950’s all-time favorite Robby the Robot, our Chrome Planet Robot walks with a sparking action behind his red cello face shield. He comes with an on/off switch and fantasy box, making him a great collectible sci-fi space...

    C$49.99
  • Made with Love Sandwich Bags Made With Love Sandwich Bags  - Pack of 20

    Made With Love Sandwich Bags - Pack of 20

    One of the best parts about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! These bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but pure love on bread with an extra helping...

    C$4.99
  •  I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable socks feature a colourful and winding flower and vine pattern with the words "I Love My Asshole Kids".Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 55% nylon, 43% combed...

    C$16.99
  • Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set - box view

    Baby's First Hot Pepper Challenge - Bib and Teether Set

    Make the laughs go viral with this coordinating set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and red chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich with a waterproof layer of TPU to...

    C$29.99
  • Snowman Splat Ball Set of 3 Snowman Splat Ball in Action! Snowman Splat Ball Snowman Splat Balls - 3-Pack

    Snowman Splat Balls - 3-Pack

    Do you get a bit stressed out during the hub-bub leading up to Christmas?  Take it out on this smiley splat ball snowman.  Don't worry... you can throw him to the floor as hard as you want!  He will bounce right back into his original...

    C$12.99
  • Force Pose Grogu Chia Pet Force Pose Grogu Chia Pet in Box May the Force be with you, Grogu!

    Chia Pet: Force Pose Grogu - Star Wars The Mandalorian

    Here's Grogu (aka The Child) from the Mandalorian, captured in his Force pose. He may seem small, but he has big powers! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply...

    C$32.99
  • ALF is back! As a Chia Pet! Alf Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF

    Chia Pet: ALF

    Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by...

    C$32.99
  • Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Gift Box Open - Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Box

    Impossible Jigsaw Puzzle Large Prank Gift Box

    Surprise your friends and leave them to pick up the pieces. This gift box is an excellent way to prank puzzle hobbyists and those easily flustered by daunting tasks Prank someone this holiday season with this 12,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Large Prank...

    C$7.99
  • Mad Libs The Office

    Adult Mad Libs: The Office

    Grab your World's Best Boss Mug and join your favourite Dunder SILLY WORD employees with The Office Mad Libs!Identity theft is not a joke, Jim, but The Office Mad Libs is full of them! Fans of the hit TV show The Office will love...

    C$6.99
  • Crib Dribbler - Front of Box Crib Dribbler - Back of Box

    Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box

    A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together...

    C$7.99
  • Fart Filter - Front of Box Fart Filter - Back of Box

    Fart Filter Large Prank Gift Box

    When it’s time to trick a flatulent friend or family member, this gag gift box is an easy choice. It’s the perfect payback for that pull-my-finger enthusiast.Prank someone this holiday season with our Fart Filter Large Prank Gift Box. Simply...

    C$7.99
  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

    C$7.99
  • Roto Wipe - Front of Box Roto Wipe - Back of box

    Roto Wipe Large Prank Gift Box

    Finally, a gag that combines the sophistication of bathroom humour and the functionality of a box. The perfect prank gift box for the easily offended and the gross.Prank someone this holiday season with this Roto Wipe Large Prank Gift Box. Simply...

    C$7.99
  • One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q One More Episode Men's Crew Socks

    One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable and colourful socks feature an illustrated dinosaur watching TV on a bean chair. Amongst colourful swirls are the words "One more episode. Ok, one more episode."Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold,...

    MSRP: C$17.99
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  • This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

    C$17.99
  • Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks Front

    Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

    C$17.99
  • Holiday Magic 3D Specs in Action Holiday Magic 3D Specs Assortment Turn holiday lights into holiday magic! Holiday Magic Glasses Display Gingerbread Man Holiday 3D Specs

    Holiday Magic 3D Specs - Set of 4 Glasses

    Load the kids in the car and take a drive through holiday lights while wearing these unique Holiday Magic 3D Specs. You'll be amazed when these patented lenses transform ordinary holiday lights into magical holiday images. It’s incredible! These...

    C$12.99
  • Christmas Jokes Toilet Paper Packaged View Christmas Jokes Toilet Paper Unpackaged View

    Christmas Humour Toilet Paper

    Fill your bathroom with laughter with this fun slogan toilet paper featuring phrases such as Nice Baubles!, #NaughtyList, and Yo Ho Ho! Add to your own bathroom this Christmas to surprise guests or as a quirky gift for a friend...

    C$8.99
  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Roaches - Set of Three

    Racing Roaches - Set of Three

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab this set of three! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these...

    C$16.50
  • Office Possum Office Possum example

    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to...

    C$29.99
  • Santa Possum Glass Ornament Santa Possum

    Santa Possum Glass Ornament

    This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the world. When kids walk in on Santa Human putting gifts...

    C$21.99
  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

    C$15.99
  • Merry Christmas A**hole! Lump of Coal Gift Holiday Lump of Coal for Assholes

    Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal

    A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...

    C$17.99
  • Fish Bottle Opener Fish Bottle Opener

    Fish Bottle Opener

    Bottoms up! This fish bottle opener is a hilarious choice when you’re looking to add a wall mounted opener to your home bar. You can use it to efficiently open bottles when you need a quick laugh. It is made of high-quality resin with a metal...

    C$29.99
  • Mr. Bill Bendable Figure Mr. Bill Bendable Figure

    Mr. Bill Bendable Figure

    "Ohh Nooooo!" The famous Saturday Night Live comedy shorts of the happy-go-lucky Mr. Bill getting into all sorts of trouble are now classics! Fully bendable and poseable, our Mr. Bill Bendable Figure is bound to stay out of trouble in your safe...

    C$14.99
  • Popeye Bendable Figure Popeye Bendable Figure

    Popeye Bendable Figure

    Fans of the old classic Popeye the sailor man, will love having their own bendable Popeye! The strong man Popeye toy is fully bendable and poseable, and ready to save his love once again! Spinach anyone?  Details:  Dimensions: Figurine...

    C$14.99
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