Canada's Christmas Kitsch Store

Toilet Golf Game

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Who's Awesome? Gum

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Teacher Socks 'Cause Teachers Rock! Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

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Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

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Fun Person Alert Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

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Dad Jokes

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This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

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Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

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Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

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I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

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Heroes of Goo Jit Zu - Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Stretch Figure

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My Little Pony Tattoos

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Spongebob Squarepants Tattoos

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tattoos

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Claw Machine with Lights & Music (Really Works!)

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Novelty Tool Pen - Pipe Wrench

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Novelty Tool Pen - Adjustable Wrench

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Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

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Novelty Tool Pen - Axe

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Swiftie Forever Sticker

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Oh Deer Stacking Reindeer Game

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Driving Gnome for Christmas

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Christmas Dad Jokes

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Christmas Jokes

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Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

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Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

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Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

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Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

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Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

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Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

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Deviled Egg Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

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Wrigley Double Mint Gum Slim Pack

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Squirting Flower

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Spider Surprise Box

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Bigfoot Finger Puppet

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Meditating Mushroom

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Toilet Golf Game

Toilet Golf! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while sitting on the throne. A perfect gift for any golfer! Includes: putting green cup with a flag 2 golf balls retractable putter "Do Not Disturb" door hanger

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Who's Awesome? Gum

If you don't believe it when I say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you. If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply. Details: Cinnamon flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

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Teacher Socks 'Cause Teachers Rock! Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit.Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex

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Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -...

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Fun Person Alert Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

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Dad Jokes

100 of the best, cringe worthy jokes right at your fingertips. Everyone might pretend that they are embarrassed by the dad jokes but all know they secretly love them! The perfect gift for any dads, dads-to-be or your friend with that dad-joke energy...

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This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

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Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

These comfortable socks feature an illustrated dad in a lazy chair with the words "Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke".Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton, 36%...

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Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

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I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love...

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Heroes of Goo Jit Zu - Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Stretch Figure

The Ghostbusters Heroes of Goo Jit Zu Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a super-stretchy, squeezable figure that combines the beloved Ghostbusters character with the tactile fun of Goo Jit Zu toys, offering fans a new way to interact with the classic movie...

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My Little Pony Tattoos

My Little Pony tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring characters from the My Little Pony franchise. These tattoos include colorful designs, magical elements like rainbows and stars, and the iconic My Little Pony logo. Details: Dimensions: Approx. 4"...

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Spongebob Squarepants Tattoos

SpongeBob SquarePants tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring characters and elements from the beloved animated series. These tattoos often include images of SpongeBob, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, and other characters from Bikini Bottom...

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tattoos

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring the iconic characters from the popular TMNT franchise. These tattoos often include images of Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael, along with other elements like their...

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Claw Machine with Lights & Music (Really Works!)

Experience the joy and excitement of a classic arcade game right at home with the Surprise Claw Machine! This colourful and interactive toy brings the thrill of the claw machine to your fingertips, complete with adorable mini plush toys to grab and...

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Novelty Tool Pen - Pipe Wrench

Transform your writing experience with the Novelty Tool Pen - Pipe Wrench! This unique pen, shaped like a miniature pipe wrench, combines fun design with functionality. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky office supplies or has a penchant for tools, the...

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Novelty Tool Pen - Adjustable Wrench

Infuse some fun into your writing tasks with the unique Novelty Tool Pen - Adjustable Wrench! Shaped like a miniature adjustable wrench, this playful pen combines functionality with a creative design. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky office supplies...

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Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

Bring some excitement to your writing tasks with the unique and creative Novelty Tool Pen - Saw! Shaped like a miniature saw, this quirky pen combines practicality with a playful design, making it perfect for anyone who loves unique office supplies...

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Novelty Tool Pen - Axe

Elevate your stationery collection with the unique and eye-catching Novelty Tool Pen - Axe! Shaped like a mini axe, this fun and functional pen combines practicality with a playful design. Perfect for anyone who appreciates quirky office supplies or...

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Swiftie Forever Sticker

Celebrate your Swiftie pride with the Die Cut Sticker - Swiftie Forever! Featuring a stylish and durable design, this high-quality sticker is perfect for personalizing laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more. A must-have for any Taylor Swift fan,...

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Oh Deer Stacking Reindeer Game

Bring holiday cheer to your family gatherings with the Oh Deer Stacking Reindeer Game! This delightful game challenges players to stack adorable reindeer without toppling the tower, providing hours of festive fun for kids and adults alike...

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Driving Gnome for Christmas

Add a touch of whimsy to your holiday decor with our Driving Gnomes for Christmas, featuring two festive gnomes racing in vintage cars filled with gifts and holiday cheer. Perfect for mantels, shelves, or under the tree, these charming gnomes bring...

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Christmas Dad Jokes

Make this holiday season extra special with our hilarious collection of Christmas Dad Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or as a stocking stuffer, this book is packed with groan-worthy puns and clever quips that celebrate the festive...

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Christmas Jokes

Light up your holiday season with our delightful collection of 100 Christmas Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or cozy nights by the fire, this book is filled with hilarious, festive jokes that are sure to bring smiles and laughter...

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Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

This glass Christmas ornament adds a savory twist to your tree, featuring a miniature packet of ramen noodles with its iconic packaging and a sprinkle of noodle-loving charm, promising a deliciously quirky addition to your holiday decor that's sure to...

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Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

This glass Christmas ornament captures the essence of bubble tea bliss with a miniature plastic cup adorned with colorful pearls and a sprinkle of festive cheer, promising a sweet and satisfying addition to your holiday decor that's sure to bubble up...

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Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

Deck the halls with a jar of briny delight! This glass Christmas ornament showcases a miniature jar of pickles, complete with its crisp green hue and a twist of festive flair, promising a tangy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to tickle your...

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Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

This glass Christmas ornament is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the king of dressings, featuring a miniature bottle of Ranch complete with its unmistakable creamy hue and a sprinkle of ranch-loving charm, promising a flavourful twist to your holiday decor...

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Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

Get cozy with the glass Swiftea Mug ornament, a must-have collectible ornament for every adorning fan. This Fearless Flavor cup of tea ornament combines the joy of holidays sips with a sprinkle of Swiftie flair. Hang it on your tree for a touch of...

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Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

This glass Christmas ornament whimsically immortalizes the beloved jar of peanut butter. Hang it on your tree for a dollop of humour and memories of the classic PB & J sandwiches. Or just grab a spoon and eat directly from the jar...

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Deviled Egg Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

This glass Christmas ornament captures the charm of a deviled egg, its sunny-side-up appearance promising a delightful twist to your holiday decor and a whimsical nod to the joy of culinary indulgence. Ships in safe packaging with a keepsake box to...

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Wrigley Double Mint Gum Slim Pack

Freshen your breath with Wrigley Double Mint Gum Slim Pack! With its iconic cool and refreshing flavor, each stick of gum offers a burst of minty freshness that lasts. Conveniently packaged in a slim pack, it's perfect for keeping in your pocket or purse...

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Squirting Flower

Enter the world of playful pranks with our Squirting Flower. This classic joke toy, disguised as a cheerful flower, offers a fun surprise – a gentle squirt of water! Ideal for friendly pranks, it will elicit laughter and light-hearted surprises...

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Spider Surprise Box

Prepare for a mix of surprise and laughter with the Spider Surprise Box! Crafted as a seemingly ordinary wooden tea box, it conceals an amusing shock – a spider with red eyes that springs out unexpectedly. Ideal for those who relish a playful...

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Bigfoot Finger Puppet

A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25" tall, soft vinyl Bigfoot Finger Puppets are...

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Meditating Mushroom

A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly meditation retreat. They use their mindfulness to open the...

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