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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Worst Gift Ever Socks for Men Front View - Worst Gift Ever Socks Lifestyle Shot - Men's Worst Gift Ever Socks

    Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -...

    C$18.99
  • This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

    C$18.99
  • Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks Front

    Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

    C$18.99
  •  I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love...

    C$16.99
  • Wrigley Double Mint Gum Slim Pack

    Wrigley Double Mint Gum Slim Pack

    Freshen your breath with Wrigley Double Mint Gum Slim Pack! With its iconic cool and refreshing flavor, each stick of gum offers a burst of minty freshness that lasts. Conveniently packaged in a slim pack, it's perfect for keeping in your pocket or purse...

    C$3.49
  • Squirting Flower

    Squirting Flower

    Enter the world of playful pranks with our Squirting Flower. This classic joke toy, disguised as a cheerful flower, offers a fun surprise – a gentle squirt of water! Ideal for friendly pranks, it will elicit laughter and light-hearted surprises...

    C$6.99
  • Spider Surprise Box

    Spider Surprise Box

    Prepare for a mix of surprise and laughter with the Spider Surprise Box! Crafted as a seemingly ordinary wooden tea box, it conceals an amusing shock – a spider with red eyes that springs out unexpectedly. Ideal for those who relish a playful...

    C$9.99
  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25" tall, soft vinyl Bigfoot Finger Puppets are...

    C$3.50
  •  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom

    Meditating Mushroom

    A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly meditation retreat. They use their mindfulness to open the...

    C$6.99
  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing...

    C$14.99
  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

    C$32.99
  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

    C$19.99
  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can arrange to your heart's desire. The package is designed to...

    C$19.99
  •  Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when...

    C$14.99
  • Axolotl Air Freshener

    Axolotl Air Freshener

    SMELLS LIKE A SMILE When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by bubbles. Not to mention, this 4.75" tall, heavy cardstock air freshener...

    C$5.99
  • Splat Possum Splat Possum

    Splat Possum

    EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat the possum! Happy? Celebrate with a possum toss! Splat...

    C$22.99
  • Squishy Bigfoot  Squishy Bigfoot BFF  Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and...

    C$19.99
  • Screamin' Goat Screamin' Goat

    Screamin' Goat

    You squeeze it, and it'll scream just like the goats on the internet. It's the perfect gift to put a smile on their face!   Details: Dimensions: 9" long  

    C$7.99
  • Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Our super festive wine glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life (even if it's yourself), bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! Kick back and relax with a much-needed glass, or bottle, of much deserved wine! The unique design of the...

    C$22.99
  • Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    This wine glass is a unique gift for the wine lover in your life, bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! The unique design of the glass gives it a fun twist on what could otherwise be an ordinary holiday wine glass. This adorable wine glass is...

    C$32.99
  • Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Winning top honors at the Ugly Sweater holiday party isn't as easy as firing up the Amazon app and whipping out the credit card. It takes a whole new level of dedication, and we've got the perfect gag. Our new Ugly Sweater Coffee Mug puts you in a...

    C$19.99
  • Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Let's Get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Get Lit this holiday and let everyone know! Our LED Holiday Beer Glass will light up any holiday party. Just fill it up and select one of 3 lighting modes. It's a great gift for holiday parties, gift swaps, and more, even if it's for yourself...

    C$22.99
  • Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    From the hallowed halls of Nevermore Academy comes a Chia pet of most macabre kind, the Wednesday Addams Chia Pet! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

    C$32.99
  • Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson In Box Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Empty Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Full

    Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson

    Got herb on your mind? We know Willie Nelson always does and now you can grow your own herb garden just like Willie! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

    C$32.99
  • Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    The ultimate snacktivity tray. Match Up is an interactive snack tray that doubles as a game! Kids will be entertained and inspired to eat as they pop open mystery doors two at a time to find snack matches. It’s just like traditional memory, but...

    C$29.99
  • Pickled Corkscrew Pickled Corkscrew

    Pickled Corkscrew

    For your favorite brine snob. When it’s time to relish a dillightful bottle of wine, reach for Fred’s Pickled corkscrew and everything will be just brine. This quality, multi-functional bar tool includes a foil cutter and double-hinged lever...

    C$24.99
  • Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups

    Mushroom Measuring Cups

    This set of 6 dry measuring cups have a perfect ratio of cute-to-convenience. Mushrooms Cups perfectly nest together so you’ll spend less time foraging for the right-sized cup. Accurately measuring 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup,...

    C$22.99
  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:...

    C$11.99
  • The Sound Machine The Sound Machine

    The Sound Machine

    Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha.

    C$18.99
  • Fart Button Fart Button

    The FART Button

    Let one rip with the ultimate gross-out gift! Twenty different and hilarious fart noises are played when the button is pressed. It's the perfect way to embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you! Big red light up button Dimensions:...

    C$18.99
  • Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Invite a touch of mystery and folklore into your garden with this Bigfoot garden statue – a whimsical guardian of your greenery! This elusive yet endearing creature adds a dash of intrigue and charm, turning your outdoor space into a playful...

    C$29.99
  • Snoopy Garden Statue

    Snoopy Garden Statue

    Bring a dose of heartwarming friendship to your garden with this Snoopy garden statue. Peanuts pals Snoopy and Woodstock spread joy with an everlasting embrace. Not just a garden decoration; it's a reminder that an unlikely friendship can bloom into...

    C$29.99
  • Hoop-La Headband Game Play Hoop-La for hours of fun

    Hoop-La Headband Hoop Game

    Turn any gathering into a hoopla of laughter with the Hoop-La headband hoop game, where players must toss balls into a basket strapped to a teammate's head!. This game adds a twist to the traditional ball toss, making it a head-spinning challenge that...

    C$14.99