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  • Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug with Eggnog New Larger Moose Mugs Clark Griswold Glass Moose Mug Moose Mug with Eggnog seen in Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Box

    Original 8oz Glass Christmas Vacation Moose Mug

    As seen on Dragon's Den, RetroFestive is proud to be the Canadian distributor of these genuine 8 ounce GLASS moose mugs, officially licensed by Warner Bros. Studios. Now, you can enjoy your eggnog in a Moose Mug (aka eggnog cup) just like Clark...

    C$29.99
  • Electric Sex - 26" Desktop Leg Lamp Electric Sex - Turned Off 26" Leg Lamp with Fragile Shipping Box Leg Lamp Size Comparison

    "Electric Sex" Deluxe Desktop 26-Inch Leg Lamp

    In celebration of the 40th Anniversary of the holiday classic A Christmas Story, RetroFestive has brought back these high-quality leg lamps for the first time in four years. Only 150 of this size available in Canada, and going fast! All of the quirky...

    C$149.99
  • Christmas Story Leg Lamp - The Major Award (50") Fishnet Stocking Detail Christmas Story leg lamp shining brightly in front of shipping cartons. Our happy family of leg lamps.

    "The Major Award" 50-Inch Leg Lamp

    Celebrate 40 Years of A Christmas Story with the ultimate Major Award! We've imported only 50 of these into Canada for 2023, so snag yours now, before they're gone! Note: Due to the oversize nature of the larger leg lamps, we don't offer Free Shipping...

    Was: C$483.00
    Now: C$349.99
  • The Old Man's Prize - 45" Leg Lamp A Christmas Story Leg Lamp with Fragile Shipping Boxes The Old Man's Prize (45") Leg Lamp (unlit) Fishnet Stocking Detail Comparison of four leg lamp styles

    "Old Man's Prize" 45-Inch Leg Lamp

    It's been 40 years since A Christmas Story was filmed here in Canada. Now you can commemorate the occasion with this handsome 45-inch tall Leg Lamp! Only 75 of this size are are available for the 2023 season, so snag yours today! Note: Due to the...

    MSRP: C$349.99
    Was: C$349.99
    Now: C$299.99
  • Schitt's Creek COVID Parody Stickers Ew Covid! Alexis sticker Moira Rose Schitt's Creek sticker

    Ew, COVID! Schitt's Creek Parody Stickers - Set of 2

    Are you a little bit Alexis? Then this Schitt's Creek COVID Parody Sticker set is for you! The "EW, COVID!" sticker is a clever twist of the famous Alexis Rose quote "Ew, David!". The Moira Rose sticker is a hilarious take on one of Catherine O'Hara's...

    C$7.99
  • Go Jesus It's Your Birthday Mug Go Jesus It's Your Birthday Mug

    Go Jesus It's Your Birthday Mug

    This festive cup celebrates the reason for the season with humour and holday spirit. The red interior cup urges us to party like it's Jesus' birthday with party hats, Christmas stars, wrapped presents, balloons, and a playful manger scene. Message: Go...

    C$19.99
  •  Merry ChristMoose - Department 56 Accessory  Merry ChristMoose - Department 56 Accessory - Side View  Merry ChristMoose - Department 56 Accessory  Merry ChristMoose - Department 56 Accessory - Back View

    Merry ChristMoose - Department 56 Accessory

    It's been rumored that moose were Santa's original pick to guide his sleigh except for the wind resistance of their massive antlers.   Details: Dimensions: 5.2 in H x 3 in W x 4.5 in L Materials:  Resin Packaging: Full colour...

    MSRP: C$30.50
    Was: C$30.50
    Now: C$26.99
  •  Best Seats Around - Department 56 Accessory  Best Seats Around - Department 56 Accessory

    Best Seats Around - Department 56 Accessory

    Two cardinals rest their wings as they sit a spell on a pair of Adirondack chairs.    Details: Set of 2 chairs Dimensions: 2.3in H x 2in W x 1.5in L Materials:  Polyresin, Stone Powder Packaging: Full colour illustrated gift...

    MSRP: C$30.50
    Was: C$30.50
    Now: C$26.99
  • Curling House Matches

    Curling Matchbox with Wooden Matches

    Fire up your fireplace, fire pit or chimenea in cool Canadian style with these unique Curling matches. Features artwork by Canadian artist Doug Jackson, who uses vintage photographs, maps and ephemera to produce unique works of Canadiana. The artwork on...

    C$7.99
  • I'm Too Old For This Shit Gym Crew Socks

    I'm Too Old For This Shit Gym Crew Socks

    Inject humor and personality into your wardrobe with the "I'm Too Old For This Shit" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who appreciate a witty and relatable touch to their outfit, combining comfort, durability, and a playful design that...

    C$19.99
  • Daddy Gym Crew Socks

    Daddy Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest...

    C$19.99
  • I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest...

    C$19.99
  • Trophy Husband Gym Crew Socks

    Trophy Husband Gym Crew Socks

    Elevate your loungewear game with the "Trophy Husband" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for husbands with a sense of humor and those who appreciate a touch of irony, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a witty design to make a statement while keeping...

    C$19.99
  • Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your post-workout humor with the "Everything Hurts And I'm Dying" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for fitness enthusiasts, athletes, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh after a challenging workout. With a blend of comfort, durability,...

    C$19.99
  • I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks

    Celebrate your passion for all things cheesy with the "I Love Cheese" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for cheese enthusiasts and those who enjoy adding a bit of fun to their wardrobe, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design that’s...

    C$19.99
  • Horny For Houseplants Gym Crew Socks

    Horny For Houseplants Gym Crew Socks

    Show off your love for greenery with a cheeky twist in the "Horny For Houseplants" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for plant enthusiasts and those with a playful sense of humor, these socks blend comfort, durability, and a fun design, making them a standout...

    C$19.99
  • My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Crew Socks

    My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Crew Socks

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

    C$19.99
  • I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

    C$19.99
  • I Give The Best Blow Jobs Gym Crew Socks

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs Gym Crew Socks

    Make a bold and cheeky statement with the "I Give The Best Blow Jobs" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to show off their playful side, these socks combine humor, comfort, and durability for a standout addition to your gym or casual...

    C$19.99
  • Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Gym Crew Socks

    Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Gym Crew Socks

    Inspire yourself and others with the heartwarming and motivational "Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for dog lovers and those who strive to live up to their furry friends' high expectations, these socks combine comfort,...

    C$19.99
  • Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks

    Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks

    Add a dash of humor and frustration-relief to your workout gear with the "Darn It To All Heck" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who like to express their feelings in a light-hearted way, combining comfort, durability, and a playful...

    C$19.99
  • I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks

    I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks

    Make a bold and humorous statement with the "I Don't Wear Underwear" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who love to express their quirky personality and enjoy a good laugh. Designed for comfort and durability, they add a playful twist to...

    C$19.99
  • Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Crew Socks

    Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your love for coffee and your sense of humor with the "Coffee Makes Me Poop" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for coffee enthusiasts and those who appreciate a good laugh, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a fun design to add a bit of...

    C$19.99
  • I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks

    Step into a world of fun and individuality with the "I Love Being Weird" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are designed for those who embrace their unique quirks and love to stand out, offering both comfort and style for your active lifestyle...

    C$19.99
  • Lionel Messi: A Little Golden Book Biography

    Lionel Messi: A Little Golden Book Biography

    Lionel Messi is widely regarded as one of the greatest soccer players of all time! This Little Golden Book Biography about the record-smashing star forward for Argentina, FC Barcelona, Paris Saint-Germain, and Inter Miami is an inspiring read-aloud for...

    C$7.99
  • Christmas Cracker Puzzle Christmas Cracker Puzzle

    Christmas Cracker Puzzle

    Transform your festive gatherings with our delightful Christmas Cracker Puzzle! Shaped like a traditional Christmas cracker, this challenging puzzle brings an extra layer of excitement to your holiday celebrations. Perfect as a stocking stuffer, party...

    C$17.99
  • Tabletop Pre-Lit Christmas Tree Tabletop Pre-Lit Christmas Tree

    Tabletop Pre-Lit Christmas Tree

    Illuminate your holiday spirit with this Pre-lit Tabletop Christmas tree, twinkling with festive charm and ready to dazzle even the tiniest of spaces with yuletide joy!  This tree is perfect for small spaces like an apartment, dorm room,...

    C$29.99
  • Prosecco Bottle Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Prosecco Bottle Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Prosecco Bottle Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Prosecco Bottle Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Prosecco Bottle Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Prosecco Bottle Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Pop the cork on festive cheer with this sparkling glass Christmas ornament featuring a miniature bottle of Prosecco, complete with shimmering bubbles and a touch of bubbly elegance, promising a toast-worthy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to...

    C$24.99
  • Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament adds a savory twist to your tree, featuring a miniature packet of ramen noodles with its iconic packaging and a sprinkle of noodle-loving charm, promising a deliciously quirky addition to your holiday decor that's sure to...

    C$24.99
  • Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament captures the essence of bubble tea bliss with a miniature plastic cup adorned with colorful pearls and a sprinkle of festive cheer, promising a sweet and satisfying addition to your holiday decor that's sure to bubble up...

    C$22.99
  • Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Deck the halls with a jar of briny delight! This glass Christmas ornament showcases a miniature jar of pickles, complete with its crisp green hue and a twist of festive flair, promising a tangy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to tickle your...

    C$24.99
  • Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the king of dressings, featuring a miniature bottle of Ranch complete with its unmistakable creamy hue and a sprinkle of ranch-loving charm, promising a flavourful twist to your holiday decor...

    C$24.99
  • Sam the Snowman Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Sam the Snowman Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Sam the Snowman Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Sam the Snowman Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Sam the Snowman Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Sam the Snowman Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament embodies the warmth and charm of Sam the Snowman, with his jaunty hat, friendly smile, and a sparkle in his eye that promises to make your holiday season merry and bright. Hang it on your tree for a touch of whimsy and a...

    C$32.99
  •  Yukon Cornelius Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas  Yukon Cornelius Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas  Yukon Cornelius Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas  Yukon Cornelius Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas  Yukon Cornelius Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Yukon Cornelius Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament captures the rugged charm of Yukon Cornelius, complete with his iconic bushy mustache, and trusty pickaxe, promising a whimsical touch of adventure and merriment for your tree. Hang it up for a dash of North Pole flair and a...

    C$32.99