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  • Christmas Story Leg Lamp - The Major Award (50") Fishnet Stocking Detail Christmas Story leg lamp shining brightly in front of shipping cartons. Our happy family of leg lamps.

    "The Major Award" Leg Lamp (50")

    Note: Due to the oversize nature of the larger leg lamps, we don't offer Free Shipping on this item. Please select your province to add the appropriate flat rate shipping fee. Note that 45" and 50" leg lamps cannot be shipped Expresspost or Priority...

    MSRP: C$349.99
    Was: C$349.99
    Now: C$299.99
  • Buzz Aldrin NASA Meatball Icon Throw Blanket

    Buzz Aldrin NASA Meatball Icon Throw Blanket

    Sleep under the stars, without being outside. This black throw blanket features the classic blue and red NASA logo over a star print.  Details: Dimensions: 48" by 60"  Materials: 100% polyester micro plush  Licensed by: NASA

    C$39.99
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  • Canada Heritage Fleece Throw Blanket

    Canada Heritage Fleece Throw Blanket

    Travel across Canada without leaving the comfort of your home! From Vancouver to Charlottetown, you can stay snuggly and warm with this quality Canadian heritage fleece throw blanket.  Care Instructions: Machine wash cold separately, using delicate...

    C$39.99
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  • Jaws Movie Poster Throw Blanket Jaws Movie Poster Blanket Jaws Throw Blanket Jaws Movie Throw Blanket

    Jaws Movie Poster Throw Blanket

    We're gonna need a bigger... blanket? This Jaws throw blanket won't make it any safer to go back in the water, but it is perfect for cuddling while watching your favourite shark terrify summer tourists. Cuddle up at home, in the car, or at sporting...

    C$39.99
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  • UG-5420 Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap

    Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap (2 oz)

    Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s MAKE IT SOAP. Earl Grey, bergamot fragrance Details: Materials: shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil,  Packaging:  Full colour...

    C$4.99
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  • Poopy Christmas Ornament Poop Emoji Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Emoji Poop Christmas Ornament TB-3907 Poop Christmas Ornament

    Santa Poop Emoji Ornament

    Have you had a crappy year? This festive piece of poop is ready for some laughs this holiday season! Hand-painted quality resin Each ornament is hand painted. Size:  2.5" x 2" inches 

    C$12.99
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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

    C$12.99
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  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$12.99
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  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

    C$27.99
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  • 4-Piece Holiday Bathroom Decór Set

    4-Piece Holiday Bathroom Toilet Décor Set

    Spruce up your bathroom this holiday season with the Big One himself! This Santa themed 4-piece bathroom decór set comes complete with a Santa seat cover, a holly tank cover and tissue box cover and a Santa suit floor mat...

    C$19.99
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  • Major Award Fleece Blanket

    A Christmas Story Major Award Fleece Blanket

    We think that our new cozy Major Award fleece throw blanket is a must have for the annual family viewing of the classic A Christmas Story.  Maybe you should get a few so there are no fights over who gets the blankie! Dimensions: 60" long x 46"...

    C$34.99
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  • Aquaman Hand Soap

    Aquaman Hand Soap (2 oz)

    When you’re a superhero, you have to get your hands dirty. Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything - including brine! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little Aquaman...

    C$4.99
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  • Batman Hand Soap

    Batman Hand Soap (2 oz)

    When you’re a superhero, you have to get your hands dirty. Get them clean again with the Bat-soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps! Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

    C$4.99
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  • Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap

    Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Bob Ross gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these crazy little soaps! Not tested on animals.  Details:  Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

    C$4.99
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  • Bumble Fleece Throw Blanket

    Bumble Fleece SnowThrow Blanket

    Bumble is our favourite lovable abominable snowmonster ready to give you snuggles. Handcrafted from high-quality coral fleece, this amazing Bumble fleece throw blanket brings life and Christmas cuddles to your décor. Keep warm on cold winter...

    C$49.99
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  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$8.99
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  • Nintendo Controller Fleece Throw Nintendo Controller Fleece Throw

    Classic Nintendo Controller Fleece Throw Blanket

    Keep warm while you play video games with this Nintendo Controller Fleece blanket! Machine wash cold separately using delicate and mild detergent. Do not bleach.  Details: Dimensions: 48" by 60"  Materials: 100% polyester  Licensed...

    C$37.99
  • Frida Hand Soap

    Frida Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Monkey clean! Monkey fresh! With our Frida Kahlo soap, you will be smelling like passionflower in no time! Not tested on animals. The monkeys will be proud.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing...

    C$4.99
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  • Grinch Fleece Throw Blanket Folded View Grinch Fleece Throw Blanket Unfolded Front View Grinch Fleece Throw Blanket Unfolded Back View

    Grinch Fleece Throw Blanket

    Handcrafted from high-quality coral fleece, this amazing Grinch fleece throw blanket brings life and Christmas cuddles to your décor. Keep warm on cold winter nights with this deluxe Grinch throw.  Details: Dimensions: 60" by 45" when...

    C$49.99
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  • Light-Up Let Everyday Be Like Christmas Pillow

    Let Everyday Be Like Christmas Light-Up LED Pillow

    This light-up pillow features a picture of a pine and ribbon covered trellis with a snowy background. Perfect for any household that wants everyday to be like Christmas!  Details: Dimensions: 18" x 17" x 2"  Materials: Polyester and...

    C$29.99
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  • Mister Rogers Hand Soap

    Mister Rogers Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Mister Rogers gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little "good feeling" soaps! Not tested on animals...

    C$4.99
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  • Oh Fudge Bar of Soap A Christmas Story Ralphie's "Oh Fudge" Bar of Soap Scene Ralphie's "Oh Fudge" Bar of Soap Display View Ralphie's Lifebuoy Oh Fudge Soap

    Oh Fudge Bar of Soap from A Christmas Story

    Who can forget the classic "soap scene" in the beloved movie, A Christmas Story?  Have your guests giggling in the powder room with this peppermint scented "Oh Fudge!" bar of soap.  Let's hope they don't put it in their...

    C$8.99
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  • Redneck Nation 15" Toilet Plunger Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Tree - Toilet Plunger Redneck Toilet Plunger Christmas Tree box

    Redneck Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger

    Down in the dumps? Our toilet plunger Christmas tree is just the thing to get you in the holiday spirit! Don’t be fooled, this isn't your everyday Charlie Brown tree.  This lookalike may seem pretty white collar, but take a closer look and...

    C$12.99
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  • Hanky Kids Ornaments Hanky Kids Ornaments - amber Hanky Kids Ornaments - cornwallis Hanky Kids Ornaments - simon South Park Mr. Hankey Kids Ornaments

    South Park Mr. Hankey Kids Ornaments

    In the South Park episode "A Very Crappy Christmas", we are introduced to Mr. and Mrs. Hankey's three kids: Cornwallis, Amber, and Simon (who was born with a peanut in his head).  They're super cute considering they are poop! Dimensions: 4.5"...

    C$9.99
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  • Superman Hand Soap

    Superman Hand Soap (2 oz)

    When you’re a superhero, you have to get your hands dirty. Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps! Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials:...

    C$4.99
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  • Trump "Small Hands" Hand Soap

    Trump "Small Hands" Hand Soap (2 oz)

    It's pretty clear that Donald Trump gets his hands dirty... Many people say that they feel dirty just by listening to politicians these days! Feel clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these...

    MSRP: C$4.99
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    Now: C$2.99
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  • Underpants wallet

    Underpants Wallet

    You've probably felt self-conscious about carrying your cash in your skivvies, right?  Well, not anymore! This pair of underpants is a folded wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards. So take that cash out of your actual briefs and move it to...

    C$19.99
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  • Wonder Woman Hand Soap

    Wonder Woman Hand Soap (2 oz)

    When you’re a superhero, you have to get your hands dirty. Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little Wonder Woman soaps! Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

    C$4.99
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  • Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater on Her Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater - Rear Crapper Claus Naughty Sweater - Close Crapper Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Crapper Claus Funny Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    Hey, big guy, remember to lock the bathroom door next time, would ya? Looks like this year the nice list is getting presents and the naughty list is getting... coal-ons? All of your pure thoughts about Santa have been flushed down the toilet after...

    MSRP: C$59.99
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    Now: C$49.99
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  • Crappy Holidays Sweater on Her Crappy Holidays Sweater Rear Crappy Holidays Sweater on Him

    Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    "Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near." That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays...

    MSRP: C$59.99
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    Now: C$29.00
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  • Festive Finger Ugly Christmas Sweater Women Festive Finger Ugly Christmas Sweater Front Festive Finger Ugly Christmas Sweater Front

    Festive Finger Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    Up to 75% Off Select Christmas Sweaters. FINAL SALE. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed! Know a grump? A Grinch? Or a Scrooge? This sweater's for them! Hand wash, line dry. 100% Acrylic Fiber For Women and Men The sweater...

    MSRP: C$59.99
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    Now: C$25.00
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