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  • Besties Candle

    Besties Candle

    Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any...

    C$29.99
  • Working From Home Candle

    Working From Home Candle

    Oh yay... Another zoom meeting in ten minutes. I'm still on the one that started two hours ago and I don't think it's ever gonna end. How the heck am I supposed to refill my coffee mug with more whiskey now? Details: Dimensions: Glass jar...

    C$29.99
  • It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle

    It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle

    Uggggggh... How is it only TUESDAY? It’s been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in the next cubicle. Ghod. If he...

    C$29.99
  • It's Ten A.M. Somewhere Candle

    It's Ten A.M. Somewhere Candle

    Amateur hour. 10 A.M? You have to be joshing around. I set my alarm every morning for 5:30 to get the party started. The early bird gets the buzz, as they say. I mean, if you think I'm going to tolerate selling shady car warranties over the phone all...

    C$29.99
  • Calm The F Down Candle Calm The F Down Candle Lifestyle Shot

    Calm The F Down Candle

    Calm down. So what if the world is going to hell in a hand basket? It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager starts in two hours and I expect...

    C$29.99
  • Alone Time Candle

    Alone Time Candle

    Why you so thick? Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the...

    C$29.99
  • Mom Brain Candle Mom Brain Candle Lifestyle Shot

    Mom Brain Candle

    Phone in the fridge again. I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey...

    C$29.99
  • I F*cking Love You Candle I F*cking Love You Candle  Lifestyle Shot

    I F*cking Love You Candle

    I f*cking love you...smells like, I mean, probably...you know how temperamental I can be.  Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on...

    C$19.99
  • F*ck This Candle F*ck This Candle Lifestyle Shot

    F*ck This Candle

    F*ck this and smells like I'm over it. Bye, Felicia. Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on lid  Burn time: Approximate 40...

    C$19.99
  • F*ck Yeah Candle F*ck Yeah Candle Lifestyle Shot

    F*ck Yeah Candle

    F*ck yeah! Smells like a celebratory drink.  Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on lid  Burn time: Approximate 40 hours Blueberry...

    C$19.99
  • What The Actual F*ck? Candle

    What The Actual F*ck? Candle

    WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK? SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar...

    C$19.99
  • F*ck It Paint Can-dle F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    Fuck It. I'm done. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Bergamot, tobacco and yuzu scented 

    C$29.99
  • Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

    Let That Shit Go Paint Can-dle

    Let that shit go. It's time. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Sweet release scent: Notes of cucumber, mint and...

    C$29.99
  • Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot

    Rude People Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    Don't let rude people get you down. Instead, light this candle and feel the zen instead of the irritation.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

    C$16.99
  • Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin

    When those Sunday Scaries start to hit, light this bottomless mimosa scented emergency ambiance tin candle and breathe in deep.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with...

    C$16.99
  • Because Children Emergency Ambiance Tin  Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Because Children Emergency Ambiance Tin Open View

    Because Children Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This wine popsicle scented candle is the perfect mood setter for any mom.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school matchbook  Packaging: Metal tin with...

    C$16.99
  • Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin  Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

    C$16.99
  • F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2 F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1

    F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in.  Details: Dimensions: Tin...

    C$16.99
  • Happy Birthday Party Candles Boxed View - HBD2U Party Candles Perfect Cake Topper!

    Party Candles - HBD2U

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

    C$12.99
  • Blow Me Birthday Candles Fancy That Party Candles - Blow Me

    Party Candles - BLOW ME

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

    C$12.99
  • Lit Up Beer Bottle Candles Beer Bottle Candles in Packaging Tobacco Caramel Beer Bottle Candle Teakwood & Cardamom Beer Bottle Candle Earthen Oak Beer Bottle Candle

    Beer Bottle Candles with Manly Scents

    Cheers! These 8 oz. candle containers are made from upcycled beer bottles and handcrafted in the United States.  Made with 100% all-natural soy wax, hand-poured in small batches and blended with 100% organic fragrance oil to make the best-smelling,...

    C$19.99
  • Birthday Countdown Candle Classic Countdown Birthday Candle (1 - 21 Years) Classic Countdown Birthday Candle

    Classic Countdown Birthday Candle (1 - 21 Years)

    Start a birthday tradition or continue the one you had as a child! Our countdown birthday candle is burned a year at a time to mark the passage of a child's years, from 1 to 21! This countdown birthday candle has been in production for over 30 years and...

    C$29.99
  • Bob Saget Candle

    Bob Saget Danny Tanner Candle

    The patron saint of family comedy himself: none other than Bob Saget! (Also the patron saint of raunchy stand-up comedy; it's complicated!) We were sad to lose Bob suddenly on January 9th, 2022. May his memory live on. Tall white candle, hand poured in...

    C$19.99
  • Dolly Parton Candle

    Dolly Parton Candle

    The patron saint of Country Music herself: none other than Dolly Parton! Tall white candle, hand poured in Mexico, design and assembled in the USA. Candle wick contains light berry scent. Measures 8" tall Made in United States  

    C$19.99
  • Schitt's Creek - Alexis and David Candles Schitt's Creek - Alexis Candle Schitt's Creek Candles - David and Alexis

    Schitt's Creek Candles - David and Alexis

    From the hit CBC series, Schitt's Creek, choose from Alexis or David. Or buy both to make a set! Tall white candle, hand poured in Mexico, design and assembled in the USA. Candle wick contains light berry scent. Measures 8" tall Made in United...

    C$19.99
  • Ted Lasso Prayer Candles Ted Lasso Candle Roy Kent Candle

    Ted Lasso Candles - Ted and Roy Kent

    From the hit Apple+ series Ted Lasso. Ted is just a small town football coach doing his best.  Choose from Ted Lasso or Roy Kent. Or buy both to make a set! Tall white candle, hand poured in Mexico, design and assembled in the USA. Candle wick...

    C$19.99
  • Flickering LED Festive Lantern Set Set of 2 Christmas Lanterns Set of 2 Christmas Lanterns

    Festive Metal Flicker Flame Lantern Set of 2

    This handsome set of two festive metal lanterns features a realistic LED flicker candle inside each lantern. The lanterns are embellished with a decorative faux floral accent of pine cones, greenery, red berries, buffalo plaid ribbon and a burlap tie...

    C$39.99
  • Party Candles - OMG WTF Party Candles - OMG WTF - in box

    Party Candles - OMG WTF

    Shout OMG WTF! as this unique birthday candle set "floats" over that special occasion cake. These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration! This candle set features two...

    C$12.99
  • Party Candles - OLD AF Party Candles - OLD AF Party Candles - OLD AF - in box

    Party Candles - OLD AF

    Celebrate the person in your life who is "Old AF" with this unique birthday candle set that "floats" over that special occasion cake. These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any...

    C$12.99
  • Party Candles - HOORAY Party Candles - HOORAY - in box

    Party Candles - HOORAY

    Shout Hooray! as this unique birthday candle set "floats" over that special occasion cake. These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration! This candle lights up with...

    C$12.99
  • Cake Candelabra - Birthday Candle Holder Cake Candelabra - Candle Holder Cake Candelabra - Candle Holder - in box

    Cake Candelabra - Candle Holder

    Insert this fabulous and fancy candelabra into your next celebratory cake, and add a shimmery shower of sparkles to the party. Our Cake Candelabra Candle Holder includes nine candles, and fits standard birthday candles so you can reuse it for years...

    C$16.99
  • Christmas Taper Candles Set of 6 10" Premium Taper Christmas Candles - Pack of 6 10" Premium Taper Candles

    10" Premium Taper Christmas Candles - Pack of 6

    Add a warm, festive glow to your Christmas decor with our 10" Premium Taper Candles. Each pack includes 2 each of red, white and green taper candles.Details:  Dimensions: 10" long Material: Wax Fragrance Free Packaging: Illustrated giftbox

    C$12.99
  • Snowman Mason Jar Candle Snowman Mason Jar Candle

    Snowman Mason Jar Candle

    Our Snowman Mason Jar Candle will add some warm festive flair to your Christmas decor. This soy candle is made in the USA with essential oils that smell like apple and cinnamon. Re-use the glass mason jar for years to come!Details: Dimensions: 7.75 oz...

    C$14.99
  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secular Saint Candle Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secular Saint Candle

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secular Saint Candle

    The Honourable Ruth Bader Ginsburg has joined the pantheon of Secular Saints candles. This colourful candle celebrates the patron of deliberation, opera, and the notorious. Give this candle to someone who needs inspiration to find their...

    C$19.99
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