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  • Lump O’ Coal Gum Tin

    Lump O’ Coal Gum

    Stop threatening your favourite naughty ones with a lump of coal and give it to them in their stocking once and for all with our Lump O’ Coal Gum. This yummy bubble gum comes in 3” diameter tin that’s perfect for sharing. Dimensions:...

    C$6.50
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  • Naughty Stocking Christmas Sweater

    Naughty Stocking Christmas Sweater by Forum Novelty

    Are you on the naughty list? This Ugly Christmas Sweater is perfect for anyone who has made Santa's naughty list. Can be worn individually or paired with our Nice Stocking Christmas Sweater as a couples costume.  Our Unisex Sweaters are perfect...

    MSRP: C$49.99
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  • Cuban cigar tree ornament.

    Cuban Cigar Glass Ornament

    Want to hang your favourite belvedere on the tree without the fire hazard? We have just the thing! Our realistic glass cigar ornament includes a glittery tip to convincingly replicate a burning cigar. It is detailed and hand painted on all sides,...

    C$12.99
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  • Santa Has Been Naughty Ugly Sweater

    S&M Santa Has Been Naughty Ugly Sweater by Forum

    Santa's been a bad boy this year!  So Mrs. Claus is beating him into submission!This is the ultimate in Naughty Christmas Sweaters.  Wear this for maximum shock value! Made with 100% premiere acrylic yarn Machine-washable. Can also be...

    MSRP: C$59.99
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  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$29.99
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  • Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Napkins

    Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Cocktail Napkins

    Our Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Cocktail Napkins are a handsome shade of green with a festive pattern of candy and stars with the funny phrase "Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice". These cocktail napkins fit seamlessly into any holiday party decor...

    C$7.99
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  • Calm The F Down Candle Calm The F Down Candle Lifestyle Shot

    Calm The F Down Candle

    Calm down. So what if the world is going to hell in a hand basket? It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager starts in two hours and I expect...

    C$29.99
  • Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

    C$16.99
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  • F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2 F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1

    F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in.  Details: Dimensions: Tin...

    C$16.99
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  • Lump of Coal - Charcoal Bath Bomb Lump of Coal - Charcoal Bath Bomb

    Lump of Coal - Charcoal Bath Bomb

    Whether you've been naughty or nice, get in the festive spirit with this Lump of Coal Bath Bomb. This 100g (3.4 oz) charcoal coloured bath bomb comes with a warm and sweet caramel toffee scent to remind you of the Christmas season. To use, simply place...

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  • Naughty Ornaments Set Naughty Ornaments Set by Giant Microbes Naughty Ornaments Set by Giant Microbes tree

    Naughty Ornaments by Giant Microbes - Set of 5 STDs

    5 STDs festively dressed up for the holidays! If you're going to be naughty this Christmas, best to educate yourself and be safe! This five-pack of ornaments from Giant Microbes includes plush versions of Herpes, Chlamydia, Pox, Clap and HPV. But...

    C$24.99
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  • Undies for Two package Undies for Two nice Christmas Undies for Two - Naughty and Nice Edition Undies for Two naughty

    Christmas Undies for Two - Naughty and Nice Edition

    Getting in them is half the fun! Our Undies for Two bring a whole new meaning to the word "togetherness".  First thing you'll have to decide with your partner is who deserves the naughty side more! Mistletoe is not included, but we figure you won't...

    C$12.99
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  • Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament Naughty Miss Snow Cones Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones sure has a nice set of cones! This "naughty" ornament make the perfect gag, bachelorette or white elephant gift! Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall  Materials: Unglazed ceramic  Gold string to hang from the...

    C$14.99
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  • Chimney Present Ornament Side View Chimney Present Ornament Front View Chimney Present Ornament Back View Chimney Present Ornament in Tree View

    Santa Leaves a Present in the Chimney Ornament

    It's Christmas night and there's no bathroom in sight! Santa's picked the naughtiest house on the block to go number 2 in this humorous ornament. Details: Dimensions: 3.5" x 2" Materials: Resin  Packaging: Illustrated retail window...

    C$16.99
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  • Merry Christmas A**hole! Lump of Coal Gift Holiday Lump of Coal for Assholes

    Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal

    A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...

    C$17.99
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  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

    C$19.99
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  • Box - F*ck, Marry, Kill Card Examples - F*ck, Marry, Kill

    F*ck, Marry, Kill Game

    We've all played this game in our heads, so let your weirdest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude card game! No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed! Draw cards from the pile to see the names of celebrities or people in your...

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  • The Floater Poop Gag The Floater Poop Gag

    The Floater Poop Gag

    Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details:  Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!)

    C$14.99
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  • Naughty Truth Or Dare

    Naughty Truth Or Dare Mini Kit

    Looking to add a little spark to a date night in or a gathering of your closest friends? Crack open Naughty Truth or Dare for dozens of juicy prompts to get the party started! The Naughty Truth or Dare set includes 52 "truth" cards, 52...

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  • Under the Mistletoe Belt Under the Mistletoe Belt

    Under the Mistletoe Belt

    Give your special someone a huge hint as to what you want for Christmas with this Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Belt. Complete with adjustable belt and mistletoe.  

    C$9.99
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  • Drunk Mall Santa Christmas Sweater Men's Size Chart - Tipsy Elves

    Drunk Mall Santa Christmas Sweater by Tipsy Elves

    What do you want to be when you grow up? If your guidance counselor in high school assessed your abilities and recommended a job that allows you to reach a lot of people, he probably didn’t have this in mind. But someone has to be the drunk mall...

    MSRP: C$69.99
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  • Coal in Naughty Stocking 4.5" Ornament Coal in Naughty Stocking Ornament Tree - Coal in Naughty Stocking Ornament

    Coal in Stocking Naughty Christmas Ornament

    A stocking of coal for that naughty special someone!This ornament features a black fishnet stocking, filled with five pieces of "coal", with a black cuff that says "Naughty".Details: Dimensions: 4.5" tall  Materials: Made of fabric and...

    C$8.99
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  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$15.99
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  • Coal Stocking Personalized - I Can Explain

    Coal Stocking Personalized Ornament

    For those on your naughty list, we present the personalized coal stocking ornament! This shiny ornament features a glittery coal filled stocking with a note that says "Santa, I can explain . . ."Our coal stocking Christmas ornament can be personalized...

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  • See You On The Naughty List Jumbo Wine Glass

    See You On The Naughty List Jumbo Wine Glass

    For those who find it difficult to be nice all year long, this cheeky and JUMBO glass features an ombré colored bowl perched atop a metallic base and stem. Printed with ''see you on the naughty list'' on one side, you will be filling this wine...

    C$24.99
  • Naughty/Nice Flip Sequin Toque

    Naughty/Nice Flip Sequin Toque

    This holiday season tell the world if you have been naughty or if you have been nice with this flip sequin toque! Simply run your finger along the sequins to make them go from Naughty to Nice and back again. The perfect gifts for kids to help let Santa...

    C$14.99
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  • Ask Your Mom If I'm Real - Front Men's Size Chart - Tipsy Elves Ask Your Mom If I'm Real

    Ask Your Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater by Tipsy Elves

    Is Santa Claus real? Or is the real question, “Who’s your Daddy?” This naughty Christmas sweater shows the man with the bag giving you a sly wink and inviting you to, “Ask your mom if I’m real.” If you emerged from the...

    MSRP: C$69.99
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    Now: C$59.99
  • One Day of Coal Tin Sign

    One Day of Coal Tin Sign

    Pick up this humourous sign for the person on your list who likes living life on the edge! Details: Dimensions: 13.5" tall x 10.5" wide Materials: Tin

    C$19.99
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  • Naughty Girls Have All the Fun Ornament Have Yourself a Naughty Little Christmas Ornament Naughty Girls Ornaments

    Naughty Lady Ornament Collection

    Our "Naughty Lady" resin ornaments are perfect for the rebel on your Christmas list!  Standing 4 inches high, there are two different styles: Have yourself a Naughty Little Christmas Naughty Girls Have All the Fun!  They will add...

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