Mommy Needs A Cigarette Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

Add a little attitude to your sock drawer with the Mommy Needs A Cigarette Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle! Featuring the cheeky phrase “MOMMY NEEDS A CIGARETTE” in bold lettering, these statement...

Are You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

Eat Shit Gum

Not your average chewing gum — this cheeky Eat Shit Gum is a bold novelty treat designed to get laughs before the first chew! Details: Each individual box contains 8 pieces

Menopause WTF Gum

Get a laugh (and maybe some sympathy chews) with this playful Menopause WTF Gum! Designed as a novelty gag gift, it comes in familiar chewing-gum packaging but with a bold, humorous name that speaks...

Little Shit Gum for the Youngest Sibling

Bring the laughs (and maybe a little eye-roll) with this cheeky Little Shit Gum! Packaged like classic chewing gum but with a bold, irreverent twist, it’s a perfect little gag gift or stocking...

Fuck Me Like The Government Gum

Add a huge dose of irreverent humour to someone’s day with this novelty “Fuck Me Like The Government” gum — a playful, tongue-in-cheek candy that doubles as a hilarious conversation starter. Packaged...

Tiny Middle-Finger Hands

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! Small in size, big in attitude! These hilarious tiny plastic hands feature a raised middle finger, making them the perfect cheeky gag gift. Slip them onto your...

The Classic Sound Machine

Bring instant fun to any moment with The Classic Sound Machine! Packed with a variety of hilarious and iconic sound effects at the press of a button, it’s perfect for pranks, parties, classrooms, or...

Pee My Plants Watering Decoration

Add a splash of cheeky humour to your plant care routine with this playful watering decoration! Designed to look like a tiny figure “watering” your plants, it’s a fun conversation starter that brings...

Flying Fuck Novelty Toy Foam Glider

Now you CAN give a flying fuck! Introducing the ultimate way to express your sense of humour while defying gravity—it's the "Flying Fuck" Foam Mini Glider! Crafted from soft, durable foam, this...

Dear Asshole Sticky Note Pad

Elevate your friendly reminders with the "Dear Asshole" sticky note, featuring vintage-inspired charming floral illustrations! This sticky note pad is perfect for those moments when you need to...

Betty's Bitch Slap Sticky Hand

Keep 'em in line with "Betty's Bitch Slap" Sticky Hand—the ultimate sassy gag gift! Perfect for birthdays, office pranks, or just because you need a laugh, this sticky hand is ready to deliver some...

Hearts & Hard-Ons Valentine's Candy 3oz Bag

This bag of delicious and suggestive candy makes the perfect favour during Valentine's and Bachelorette party season. Each bag contains approximately 120 pieces of pink penis and red heart candies!...

Golden F-U Finger Customizable Trophy

An amusing trophy to let someone know how truly special they are! Recognize the Champion-Level Fucker in your home, office, or team with the Golden FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully...

World's Biggest Dick Trophy

Make a bold statement with the "World's Biggest Dick" Trophy! Featuring a cheeky design, this humorous award is perfect for lighthearted gifting or as a playful gag at parties. A guaranteed laugh and...

Giant I Love To Fart Mug

Make lunchtime and meetings more entertaining with our I Love To Fart Mug! It's a giant 22 oz mug, perfect for any kitchen or office. A surefire way to get people laughing, it's a great novelty gift...

Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set

The Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set features a whimsical design with tiny, naked figurines as plant pot picks. These quirky and fun decorations add a touch of humour and personality to your space,...

Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in...

Fuck My Socks Off Crew Socks for Women by Cool Socks

Features: 100% Premium cotton for enhanced comfortability Double layered cotton bottom foot maximizes cushioning Thickened toe and heel for elite cushion and comfort Cotton tube ribbing for...

Hell You Looking At? - Say Anything Mug

This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking...

Draggin' Ass - Say Anything Mug

Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This "Draggin' Ass" coffee mug features an American Traditional tattoo style image depicting a pug doing what they do best -...

Lord Phartwell's Whoopee Cushion

For the comedy connoisseur. Contains one genuine Whoopee Cushion in a clever novelty package.

Penis Ring Pop (Per Each)

These cute 3-D penis-shaped solitaire ring suckers for adults are reminiscent of the old school candy rings. This naughty version is available in cherry, strawberry, or grape. These sweet and...

Penis Candy Necklace (Per Each)

These cute candy necklaces for adults are reminiscent of the old school candy necklace, but this naughty version has penis candy pendants in five fruity colours. These sweet and suggestive candies...

Easily Distracted by Boobs Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

(.)(.) Hey! Our eyes are up here! Warning: these socks may cause frequent glances down! These super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of...

Squishy Poop Gag

This slow rising squishy toy brings endless joy! Three styles available. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an assortment.

World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

Bring on the laughs with the "World's Biggest Piece of Shit" Trophy! This over-the-top gag award is perfect for lighthearted humour at parties, office pranks, or as a playful gift for your most...

Slut Cake - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

Add a playful twist to your grooming routine with "Slut Cake" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! This premium soap is triple-milled for a rich, creamy lather and long-lasting durability. With its sassy...

Dat Ass - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

Treat yourself to a cheeky clean with the "Dat Ass" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! Crafted for a luxurious lather, this high-quality soap is triple-milled for a smooth finish and long-lasting use...

I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the...

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

​Call out the nonsense with the Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle.

Dirty Words Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

​Step into cheeky style with the Dirty Words Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle, featuring George Carlin's infamous seven words you can't say on TV—boldly woven into soft, gray and black ribbed fabric...

Book Slut Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably a book slut, so you should probably have some...

Poop Stress Toy

When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be...

F**k Boy Stress Toy

Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your...

Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener