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  • Grow a Boyfriend Novelty Back of Grow-a-Boyfriend Novelty

    Grow a Boyfriend

    Tired of waiting for Mr. Right? Grow a Boyfriend - because who needs dating apps when you can cultivate your perfect match in the comfort of your own home? He won't steal the remote or forget your anniversary, and bonus points: zero drama, just add...

    C$3.79
  • Grow a Girlfriend Grow a Girlfriend - with Instructions

    Grow a Girlfriend

    Grow a Girlfriend: the perfect solution for a low-maintenance relationship that's literally low-maintenance. Just add water, and watch your new companion grow into a fantastic friend who never argues, always listens, and conveniently fits in your...

    C$3.79
  • Batman and Robin Bendable Figures on Card 1966 Batman and Robin Bendable Figure 2-Pack

    Batman and Robin 6-Inch Bendable Figures

    Unleash Gotham's caped crusaders with the Batman and Robin Bendable Figure Set. These flexible heroes are ready to swing into action, contorting into dynamic poses that bring the comic book excitement to life. With a bend here and a twist there, recreate...

    C$22.99
  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

    C$9.99
  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

    C$14.99
  • Wile E Coyote and Road Runner Bendable Figure 2-Pack Looney Tunes Bendable Figures on Card - Wile E Coyote and Road Runner

    Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner 4.5-Inch Bendable Figures

    Bring the Looney Tunes chase to your fingertips with the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner set of bendable figures. These flexible pals are ready for comical contortions and Acme-sized escapades that'll have you reliving the endless pursuit in style. With a...

    C$22.99
  • Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd Bendable Figure 2-Pack Looney Tunes Bendable Figures on Card - Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd

    Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd 4-Inch Bendable Figures

    This set of Looney Tunes bendable figures lets you twist and turn Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd into hilariously dynamic poses, bringing the classic cartoon chaos to life in your hands. Watch Bugs outsmart Fudd in a bendable battle of wits,...

    C$22.99
  • Magic 8 Squeeze Ball

    Magic 8 Squeeze Ball Stress Toy

    The Magic 8 Squeeze Ball is your pocket-sized oracle for stress relief, providing answers to life's dilemmas with a playful squeeze and a side of squishy satisfaction. Embrace the magic of stress-busting as you knead away worries and let the whimsical...

    C$6.99
  • Silly Straw Drinking Glasses

    The Amazing Silly Straw Drinking Glasses

    Sip and giggle with the Silly Straw drinking glasses. These whimsical wonders turn every beverage into a playful journey as you enjoy your favourite drinks through colorful, twisty paths. With these wacky straws, your sips come with an extra dose of fun,...

    C$6.99
  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

    C$16.99
  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

    C$5.99
  • World's Smallest Boom Box World's Smallest Boom Box

    World's Smallest Boom Box Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

    Back in the day, boom boxes were big, loud, and portable, and we loved them for that. This one's still got a big sound, but at just 3.25 inches wide it's even more portable. It won't chew through the batteries, either; when it runs low just plug it into...

    C$27.99
  • Bluey Mash'ems Bluey Mash'ems

    Bluey Mash'ems

    Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures inclue Bluey and his...

    C$6.99
  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

    C$14.99
  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished...

    C$17.99
  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

    C$17.99
  • Homer Simpsons 3D Motion Clock Moving View Homer Simpson 3D Motion Clock Packaged View Homer Simpson 3D Motion Clock Unpackaged View

    3D Motion Clock - Homer Simpson w/ Moving Hands & Eyes

    It’s always time for The Simpsons! This officially licensed Homer Simpson 3D Motion Wall Clock is the perfect accent to any fan’s room. Faced with two of life's hardest questions, Homer's eyes move side to side, and his arms move up and down...

    C$79.99
  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

    C$17.99
  • Bendable Gumby and Pokey Figures Packaged View Bendable Gumby and Pokey Figures Unpackaged View

    Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures

    Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and Pokey bendable figures. The little green clay humanoid...

    C$22.99
  • Own Your Own Home Figurine Size

    Own Your Own Home Figurine

    Want to buy a house but don't have the cash? Finally own the house of your dreams with the Own Your Own Home! This funny figurine is a pocket sized red house to carry around while you dream!

    C$9.99
  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere...

    C$6.99
  • Finger Hedgehogs by Archie McPhee Hedgehog Finger Puppets

    Hedgehog Finger Puppets

    If there were ever a pageant of animals with quills, hedgehogs would probably win. (Although, have you seen that video of a porcupine eating corn?) This set of four 1-3/4" tall, soft vinyl hedgehog finger puppets comes in an assortment of four different...

    C$2.99
  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up...

    C$10.99
  •  Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a...

    C$2.99
  • Racing Possum in a Peanut Car Possum in a Peanut

    Possum in a Peanut

    Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels...

    C$14.99
  • Gumby 3D Motion Clock Gumby 3D Motion Clock Waving Gumby Clock in Box Back of Box - Waving Gumby Clock

    Waving Gumby 3-D Motion Clock

    Your favourite classic character Gumby is now your favourite clock! A functional, nostalgic keepsake designed to keep time and keep you smiling. Gumby's arm will wave back and forth and can stand on a level surface or be wall mounted...

    C$69.99
  • Zen Garden Snow Day: A Little Time To Play Mini Kit

    Zen Garden Snow Day: A Little Time To Play Mini Kit

    Bring the relaxation of a snow day to your desktop anytime of year with Zen Garden Snow Day. A welcome respite from the demands of everyday life, it's the perfect meditative desk accessory for fun and effective stress relief.    Kit...

    C$16.50
  • Barbie Mash'ems Barbie Mash'ems Barbie Mash'ems

    Barbie Mash'ems

    Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures include 6 different...

    C$6.99
  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

    C$9.99
  • Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball

    Stress Breaker Stress Ball

    Inspired by the world’s toughest piece of candy, Stress Breaker is a unique stress ball with a splattered paint effect that resembles a real jawbreaker. Stress Breaker is a heavy-duty, tactile ball that squishes to help relieve stress, and can...

    C$5.99
  • Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy

    Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy

    Pup in a Cup is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little pup! Meet Cocoa Corgi, Lab-Latte, Frenchiatto, and Pugachino. Who knew such a...

    C$8.99
  •  Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy  Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy

    Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy

    Pop-A-Chino is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little kitty cat! Who knew such a little cup could hold so much cuteness!Available in 4...

    C$8.99
  • Dino Skull Hand Puppet Dino Skull Hand Puppet Dino Skull Hand Puppet

    Dino Skull Hand Puppet

    Look out for these Dino Skull Hand Puppets! They are the Tyrannosaurus Rex OR Triceratops skull rubber hand puppets! Super stretchy prehistoric dino puppets make endless expressions, fierce and silly. One size fits most. Latex-free. The intricate skull...

    C$10.99
  • Care Bears Micro Plush Care Bears Micro Plush Care Bears Micro Plush

    Care Bears Micro Plush

    These charming miniature plush toys bring iconic Care Bears to life with their vibrant colours and soft, huggable design, making them perfect go-anywhere companions for fans of all ages. Collection includes: Cheer Bear, Grumpy Bear, Good Luck Bear,...

    C$8.99
  •  Chonky Cheeks Hamster Squeeze Toy Chonky Cheeks Hamster Squeeze Toy

    Chonky Cheeks Hamster Squeeze Toy

    Chonky Cheeks Hamster is a hilarious fidget toy that's perfect for sensory play or stress relief. Squeeze these adorable little hamsters and watch as they blow up their cheeks, as if they're storing up peanuts for later! These lovable critters are sure...

    C$7.99
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