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  • Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle

    Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle

    The greatest toy of the 1970's (and maybe of all time) is BACK! Unleash your inner daredevil with the Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle! Inspired by the legendary stuntman, this toy features a detailed action figure and a rev-up motorcycle that lets you recreate...

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  • Magic Rabbit - Simple Magic For Kids

    Magic Rabbit - Simple Magic For Kids

    This magic kit designed to teach children basic magic tricks. This set include step-by-step instructions for easy-to-learn tricks that use simple props. Details: Includes 1 Set 1 Set will be chosen at random Contents: Over 15 Tricks, such as...

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  • Novelty Tool Pen - Pipe Wrench Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

    Novelty Tool Pen - Pipe Wrench

    Transform your writing experience with the Novelty Tool Pen - Pipe Wrench! This unique pen, shaped like a miniature pipe wrench, combines fun design with functionality. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky office supplies or has a penchant for tools, the...

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  • Novelty Tool Pen - Adjustable Wrench Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

    Novelty Tool Pen - Adjustable Wrench

    Infuse some fun into your writing tasks with the unique Novelty Tool Pen - Adjustable Wrench! Shaped like a miniature adjustable wrench, this playful pen combines functionality with a creative design. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky office supplies...

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  • Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

    Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

    Bring some excitement to your writing tasks with the unique and creative Novelty Tool Pen - Saw! Shaped like a miniature saw, this quirky pen combines practicality with a playful design, making it perfect for anyone who loves unique office supplies...

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  • Novelty Tool Pen - Axe Novelty Tool Pen - Axe Novelty Tool Pen - Axe Novelty Tool Pen - Axe

    Novelty Tool Pen - Axe

    Elevate your stationery collection with the unique and eye-catching Novelty Tool Pen - Axe! Shaped like a mini axe, this fun and functional pen combines practicality with a playful design. Perfect for anyone who appreciates quirky office supplies or...

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  • Evil Knievel Mini Stunt Cycle - Rip Cord Racer Evil Knievel Mini Stunt Cycle - Rip Cord Racer Evil Knievel Mini Stunt Cycle - Rip Cord Racer

    Evel Knievel Mini Stunt Cycle - Rip Cord Racer

    Experience the excitement of Evel Knievel's legendary stunts in a compact size with the Evel Knievel Mini Stunt Cycle - Rip Cord Racer! This mini stunt bike comes with a rip cord launcher, allowing you to send Evel speeding across the floor to perform...

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  • Squirting Flower

    Squirting Flower

    Enter the world of playful pranks with our Squirting Flower. This classic joke toy, disguised as a cheerful flower, offers a fun surprise – a gentle squirt of water! Ideal for friendly pranks, it will elicit laughter and light-hearted surprises...

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  • Slimy Sticky Slugs

    Slimy Sticky Slugs

    Embrace the gooey side of play with our Slimy Sticky Slugs! This set, featuring two ultra-realistic gastropods in black and transparent designs, is perfect for those who love squishy fun. With their grotesque appearance and stretchable texture, these...

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  • Spider Surprise Box

    Spider Surprise Box

    Prepare for a mix of surprise and laughter with the Spider Surprise Box! Crafted as a seemingly ordinary wooden tea box, it conceals an amusing shock – a spider with red eyes that springs out unexpectedly. Ideal for those who relish a playful...

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  • Amusing Disguise Display Amusing Disguise Glasses

    Amusing Disguise Glasses

    Prepare for a burst of laughter with our Amusing Disguise! This playful pair of glasses with bushy eyebrows, a sizeable comic nose and a moustache is a recipe for instant hilarity. Ideal for injecting a dose of humour into any situation, these glasses...

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  • Invisible Ink Spy Pen Spy Pen Spy Pen with Invisible Ink

    Spy Pen with Invisible Ink

    This clever spy pen lets you write secret messages only revealed by the built in U.V. light! Perfect for any budding spy. Details: Ages 3+ 7.09 × 5.91 × 5.91 in

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  • Rear-View Glasses Display Eye Spy Spex with Package Eye Spy Spex

    Eye Spy Spex Rear-View Glasses

    These stylish mirrored spy-specs allow you to see behind you! Perfect for the budding spy. They make a cool accessory for the budding spy or private detective. Details: You'll receive ONE pair of Eye Spy Spex Ages 3+ Packaging:  Clear Cello...

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  • Slinky Snake Display Slinky Snake Slinky Snake

    Slinky Snake

    Experience the slithering fun of our Slinky Snakes! These multi-jointed toys offer a lifelike simulation of snake movements, providing an engaging and interactive play experience. Hold the tail and watch them move realistically. Ideal for imaginative...

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  • Glow Stars Glow Stars

    Glow Stars

    Glow-in-the-dark! Cover any ceiling or wall with these glowing stick-up stars. Perfect for stargazers! Children who struggle with the dark will love them. To use simply expose the stars to daylight & watch them glow during the night! Best when...

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  • Farty Putty Display Farty Putty

    Farty Putty

    Squidge it, squish it or stretch it: Whatever you do you will produce hilarious farting noises while doing it. You will receive one randomly selected Farty Putty. If you order more than one, we'll try to send an assortment. Details: Ages...

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  • Skydiver Display Skydiver OOP Old-School Skydiver Old-School Skydiver

    Old-School Skydiver

    Chute ’em up! Throw in the air or drop from a height & watch as your skydiver makes his way down. Man height approx: 9 cms  You will receive one randomly selected skydiver. If you order more than one, we'll try to send an assortment...

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  • Make Your Own Paper Airplanes Make Your Own Paper Airplanes

    Make Your Own Paper Airplanes

    Paper planes Kit part of our range of plane construction kits to teach new skills. Nine assorted designs of paper planes. Choose from super hero or army as just a couple of the designs you will find inside this eye-catching envelope. Details: Ages...

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  • Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats

    Goth Cats

    GOTH CATS RULE THE NIGHT Does your kitty rule the night? Some cats are a little bit different. Their souls seem to be a constant swirl of misty darkness and they are barely able to put up with your happiness and attempts to amuse them. These soft vinyl...

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  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25" tall, soft vinyl Bigfoot Finger Puppets are...

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  • Nose Finger Puppet Nose Finger Puppet Nose Finger Puppet

    Nose Finger Puppet

    THIS FINGER PUPPET IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT While some might say everyone has their own Nose Finger Puppet, we still see the need in polite society for a Nose Finger Puppet. You have so many finger puppets to choose from, but discerning customers pick...

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  • Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom

    Meditating Mushroom

    A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly meditation retreat. They use their mindfulness to open the...

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  • Racing Sloth Racing Sloth

    Racing Sloth

    THEY’RE A HILARIOUS AND CUTE OXYMORON Racing Sloths that are built for speed, but prefer to stroll. When actual sloths join together in competition, they compete to be the slowest. In our imagined version, these Racing Sloths are wheeled...

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  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing...

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  • Emergency Monkey Button

    Emergency Monkey Button

    MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a terrible idea. Our plastic electronic...

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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

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  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can arrange to your heart's desire. The package is designed to...

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  • Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when...

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  • Squeaky Pickle Squeaky Pickle

    Squeaky Pickle

    A PICKLE WITH PERFECTLY POSITIVE PERSONALITY You knew pickles could yodel, but we’ve upped the game with our Squeak Pickle. In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if we crossed our Squawking Chicken with a pickle. The...

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  • Splat Possum Splat Possum

    Splat Possum

    EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat the possum! Happy? Celebrate with a possum toss! Splat...

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  • Squishy Bigfoot Squishy Bigfoot BFF Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and...

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  • Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas are also adorable. These soft vinyl Itty Bitty City...

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  • Bag of Itty Bitty Rubbber Chickens

    Bag of Itty Bitty Rubbber Chickens

    YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENS Rubber Chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but also adorable. Win win! This is a bag of twelve hard vinyl 1.5" mini-chickens. Fun by the flock...

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  • The Deluxe Rubber Chicken

    The Deluxe Rubber Chicken

    THE RUBBER CHICKEN IS THE UNIVERSAL SYMBOL OF HUMOUR This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! The amount of care and thought that goes into our Rubber Chicken guarantees that...

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