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  • My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Lifestyle Shot: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Size Chart: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks

    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks

    Anyone with a dog knows that they keep secrets better than any human. Nice to have some shit you don’t have to bag up, too.  Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3%...

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  • Horny for Thrift Store Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks Size Chart: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks

    Horny for Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks

    If the smell of dust and stale clothes gets you going, we can only imagine what happens when you turn someone's trash into your treasure. Splash some cold water on your face, wear these socks, and try not to climax in the bric-a-brac...

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  • Horny for Books Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Books Socks Size Chart: Horny for Books Socks

    Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks

    There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are...horny for books...

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  • Monopoly Hello Kitty Box Monopoly Hello Kitty Contents Monopoly Hello Kitty Setup Monopoly Hello Kitty Tokens Monopoly Hello Kitty Cards

    Monopoly: Hello Kitty & Friends

    "You can never have too many friends!” Live by the words of Sanrio’s universally adored icon and join Hello Kitty in her colourful world with MONOPOLY: Hello Kitty and Friends! Buy, sell, and trade locations where all your favorite...

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  • Hello Kitty and Friends Yahtzee Game Contents of Hello Kitty Yahtzee Hello Kitty Yahtzee in Action!

    Hello Kitty & Friends Yahtzee Game

    “Roll” call! All your BFFs are here to celebrate fun and friendship in this supercute twist on America’s #1 Dice Game! YAHTZEE®: Hello Kitty® and Friends will make you smile, sparkle, and shine as you shake up some fun with a...

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  • George Springer Blue Jays Socks

    George Springer Toronto Blue Jays MLBPA Socks

    These cool socks feature an illustration of Blue Jays player George Springer against a bright blue background. These comfortable crew length socks are packaged in collectible packaging, featuring the full-colour original caricature. Details: 80%...

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  • Bo Bichette Socks

    Bo Bichette Toronto Blue Jays MLBPA Socks

    These cool socks feature a brightly illustrated caricature of Blue Jays shortstop Bo Bichette. These comfortable crew length socks are packaged in a collectible package, featuring the full-colour illustration. Details: 80% Cotton, 15%...

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  • Twilight Movie Socks

    Twilight Saga Eclipse Logo Socks

    Step into the world of Twilight with these officially licensed socks from the Eclipse movie. Adorned with red clouds and the movie logo, these socks blend comfort and fandom, allowing fans to showcase their love for the epic romance between vampires and...

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  • Dungeons and Dragons Bank

    Dungeons and Dragons PVC Figural Bank

    This PVC bank shaped like a 20-sided die from Dungeons and Dragons is a fun and functional homage to the iconic gaming accessory. It offers a stylish way for tabletop RPG enthusiasts to save their treasures. Dimensions:  Approx. 6" x 6" x...

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  • ReAction Figure Stands ReAction Figure Stands - Card Back

    ReAction Figure Stands (Pack of 10) from Super7

    Stands. For your ReAction figures! Package includes 9 clear stands and one exclusive colour stand. There are 7 possible colours for the exclusive colour stand. We'll ship a randomly chosen colour. (Remember, 9 stands are clear, and 1 is coloured)...

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  • Pennywise Retro Action Figure from IT the Movie IT the Movie Action Figure Card Back

    IT the Movie ReAction Figure: Retro Pennywise

    There’s nothing overtly threatening about Pennywise, but in the back of your mind, you know something just isn’t right. This 3.75” articulated IT ReAction figure of Pennywise the Clown portrays him in his relatively innocuous clown...

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  • Vandelay Industries Key Ring Lifestyle Image - Vandelay Industries Key Ring

    Vandelay Industries Retro Motel Style Key Ring

    Embrace Seinfeld's legendary humour with our retro motel-style key ring showcasing the fictional Vandelay Industries. Carry a piece of comedic history with you, and let this quirky accessory be a daily reminder that, in the world of Seinfeld, every...

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  • Twin Peaks Great Northern Lodge Key Ring Lifestyle Image - Twin Peaks Key Rin

    Twin Peaks Great Northern Lodge Retro Style Key Ring

    Unlock the mysteries of Twin Peaks with our retro motel-style key ring featuring the iconic Great Northern Lodge. This vintage-inspired accessory adds a touch of David Lynch's mystique to your daily adventures, making you feel like you hold the keys to...

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  • Rocky Horror Picture Show Magnet Magnet Back

    Rocky Horror Picture Show Fridge Magnet

    Give your fridge a touch of timeless glam with our Rocky Horror Picture Show magnet, showcasing the iconic poster art. Let Frank-N-Furter bring a burst of musical mischief and sci-fi shenanigans to your kitchen, making every trip to the fridge a...

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  • Gremlins Fridge Magnet Magnet Back

    Gremlins Stripe and Gizmo Magnet

    Add a touch of mischievous nostalgia to your fridge with our Gremlins magnet, featuring Gizmo and Stripe enjoying a night at the movies. Makes the perfect cinematic addition to your kitchen, serving as a daily reminder that even the cutest creatures can...

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  • Who Killed Laura Palmer Fridge Magnet Magnet Back

    Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Magnet

    Elevate your fridge's style with our Twin Peaks magnet showcasing iconic Laura Palmer as the prom queen. This magnet is a captivating tribute to the enigmatic world of David Lynch, adding a touch of mystery and intrigue to your kitchen decor. Strong...

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  • Talk to Your Kittens about Catnip Talk to Your Kittens about Catnip - Reverse

    Talk to Your Kittens About Catnip Cat Toy

    You know they're going to try it eventually, so have that uncomfortable talk with them now. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. Details: Dimensions: Pouch is...

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  • Naked and Stoned - Catnip Toy Naked and Stoned - Catnip Toy - Reverse

    Naked and Stoned Catnip Cat Toy

    Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute...  Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA...

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  • KItty's First Bong Rip - Catnip Toy KItty's First Bong Rip - Catnip Toy - Reverse

    Kitty's First Bong Rip Catnip Cat Toy

    Aww, it's such a precious moment. Just look at those not-so-innocent wide eyes, taking it all in. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. Details: Dimensions:...

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  • Not a Puppy Gift Bag

    Well, It's Not a Puppy Medium Gift Bag

    Forget the boring bags! Take your gift bag game up a notch with this vibrant and satirical gift bag that's the perfect size to fit a variety of gifts like books, toys, clothing, etc. You'll receive one: 'Well, It's Not a Puppy" medium-sized gift...

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  • Donut Holster Prank Gift Box Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Rear Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Inside Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Donut Holster Large Prank Gift Box

    Keep your favourite treats at arm's length! This prank gift box is perfect for anyone that enjoys eating and convenience. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact,...

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  • Family Blankeez Prank Pack Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Rear Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Packaging

    Family Blankeez Large Prank Gift Box

    Give the gift of cozy deception with our prank gift box for the 'Blankeez Family-Size Hooded Blanket' – the ultimate surprise that's sure to hoodwink your loved ones. Inside this deceiving packaging lies endless laughter as you watch them open the...

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  • Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Front Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Rear Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Inside Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Tidy Tips Large Prank Gift Box

    This prank gift box looks like the most terrible cleaning invention ever. Put your real gift inside for a puzzled look from the person on your list. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

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  • Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Front Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Back Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Inside Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Packaging Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

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  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

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  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

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  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
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