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  • Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug with Eggnog New Larger Moose Mugs Clark Griswold Glass Moose Mug Moose Mug with Eggnog seen in Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Box

    Original 8oz Glass Christmas Vacation Moose Mug

    As seen on Dragon's Den, RetroFestive is proud to be the Canadian distributor of these genuine 8 ounce GLASS moose mugs, officially licensed by Warner Bros. Studios. Now, you can enjoy your eggnog in a Moose Mug (aka eggnog cup) just like Clark...

    C$29.99
  • Electric Sex - 26" Desktop Leg Lamp Electric Sex - Turned Off 26" Leg Lamp with Fragile Shipping Box Leg Lamp Size Comparison

    "Electric Sex" Deluxe Desktop 26-Inch Leg Lamp

    In celebration of the 40th Anniversary of the holiday classic A Christmas Story, RetroFestive has brought back these high-quality leg lamps for the first time in four years. Only 150 of this size available in Canada, and going fast! All of the quirky...

    C$149.99
  • Christmas Story Leg Lamp - The Major Award (50") Fishnet Stocking Detail Christmas Story leg lamp shining brightly in front of shipping cartons. Our happy family of leg lamps.

    "The Major Award" 50-Inch Leg Lamp

    Celebrate 40 Years of A Christmas Story with the ultimate Major Award! We've imported only 50 of these into Canada for 2023, so snag yours now, before they're gone! Note: Due to the oversize nature of the larger leg lamps, we don't offer Free Shipping...

    Was: C$483.00
    Now: C$349.99
  • The Old Man's Prize - 45" Leg Lamp A Christmas Story Leg Lamp with Fragile Shipping Boxes The Old Man's Prize (45") Leg Lamp (unlit) Fishnet Stocking Detail Comparison of four leg lamp styles

    "Old Man's Prize" 45-Inch Leg Lamp

    It's been 40 years since A Christmas Story was filmed here in Canada. Now you can commemorate the occasion with this handsome 45-inch tall Leg Lamp! Only 75 of this size are are available for the 2023 season, so snag yours today! Note: Due to the...

    MSRP: C$349.99
    Was: C$349.99
    Now: C$299.99
  • Schitt's Creek COVID Parody Stickers Ew Covid! Alexis sticker Moira Rose Schitt's Creek sticker

    Ew, COVID! Schitt's Creek Parody Stickers - Set of 2

    Are you a little bit Alexis? Then this Schitt's Creek COVID Parody Sticker set is for you! The "EW, COVID!" sticker is a clever twist of the famous Alexis Rose quote "Ew, David!". The Moira Rose sticker is a hilarious take on one of Catherine O'Hara's...

    C$7.99
  • Christmas Cardinal Garden Statue

    Christmas Cardinal Garden Statue

    Bring a festive flutter to your home with this charming cardinal statue adorned in a Santa hat. Sure to add a touch of Christmas cheer to any environment.   Details: Approx 7.5" tall Made of durable resin Indoor or outdoor...

    C$29.99
  • Snoopy Garden Statue

    Snoopy Garden Statue

    Bring a dose of heartwarming friendship to your garden with this Snoopy garden statue. Peanuts pals Snoopy and Woodstock spread joy with an everlasting embrace. Not just a garden decoration; it's a reminder that an unlikely friendship can bloom into...

    C$29.99
  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you...

    C$19.99
  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$27.99
  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

    C$14.99
  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

    C$14.99
  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99
  • Light Up Valentines Gnome

    7.5-Inch Light Up Ceramic Valentines Gnome

    This LOVE-ly fellow is sure to brighten up your home during the season of love. Hand-painted with special details, this cute decoration will become a treasured family keepsake. Display it on a table, mantel or even a window sill to add a touch of whimsy...

    MSRP: C$29.99
    Was: C$29.99
    Now: C$24.99
  • Light Up Easter Gnome Easter Gnome Unlit

    7.5-Inch Light Up Ceramic Easter Tree Gnome

    There's gnome place like home at Easter time, and this festive fellow is sure to brighten up the place. Hand-painted in iridescent pastels, this cute decoration will become a treasured family keepsake. Display it on a table, mantel or even a window sill...

    MSRP: C$29.99
    Was: C$29.99
    Now: C$24.99
  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

    C$17.99
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers Helmet Ornament

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this Tampa Bay Buccaneers Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on...

    C$12.99
  • Seattle Seahawks Helmet Ornament

    Seattle Seahawks Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this Seattle Seahawks Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on the...

    C$12.99
  • San Francisco 49ers Helmet Ornament

    San Francisco 49ers Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this San Francisco 49ers Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on...

    C$12.99
  • Philadelphia Eagles Helmet Ornament

    Philadelphia Eagles Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this Philadelphia Eagles Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on...

    C$12.99
  • New England Patriots Helmet Ornament

    New England Patriots Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this New England Patriots Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on...

    C$12.99
  • Miami Dolphins Helmet Ornament

    Miami Dolphins Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this Miami Dolphins Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on the...

    C$12.99
  • Kansas City Chiefs Helmet Ornament

    Kansas City Chiefs Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this Kansas City Chiefs Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on the...

    C$12.99
  • Green Bay Packers Helmet Ornament

    Green Bay Packers Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this Green Bay Packers Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on...

    C$12.99
  • Buffalo Bills Helmet Ornament

    Buffalo Bills Helmet Ornament

    Get your head in the game by getting this Buffalo Bills Football Helmet Ornament on your tree. Details  Miniature team helmet with team logo display so everyone knows who you're rooting for String tree hanger so you can hang it high on the...

    C$12.99
  • IPA CRAFT BEER COTTON CANDY

    Cotton Candy IPA Craft Beer Tub

    Prepare your taste buds for an adventure with our IPA Craft Beer Cotton Candy! It’s a treat that combines the best of both worlds, offering a delightful sweetness with a playful hoppy twist. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find...

    C$7.99
  • Beer Stein Sock w/ABS Sole

    Beer Stein Sock w/ABS Sole

    Sherpa lined Beer Stein All Over Print Sock w/ABS Sole.Enjoy a pint or two while wearing these cozy socks, while lounging on the couch watching sports or in the cabin on vacation.Great gift idea for that beer lover we all know. Details: Designed in...

    C$16.99