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  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:...

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  • Pickleball Stainless Steel 40oz Insulated Tumbler Pickleball Stainless Steel 40oz Insulated Tumbler

    Just Dink It Pickleball 40oz Stainless Steel Tumbler - Black

    The Pickleball Stainless Steel 40oz Insulated Tumbler is a great accessory for any pickleball enthusiast. This tumbler is designed to keep your drinks hot or cold for hours, making it perfect for enjoying your favorite beverage while playing pickleball...

    MSRP: C$39.99
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  • I Love Pickles Socks Colour Shot: I Love Pickles Socks Size Chart: I Love Pickles Socks

    I Love Pickles Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Salty... Crunchy... Tangy... Wet... Have 'em on a hotdog, burger, fried, or fresh out the jar... there's no wrong way to live that #picklelife Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you...

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  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$29.99
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  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

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  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x...

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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
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  • Light Up Valentines Gnome

    7.5-Inch Light Up Ceramic Valentines Gnome

    This LOVE-ly fellow is sure to brighten up your home during the season of love. Hand-painted with special details, this cute decoration will become a treasured family keepsake. Display it on a table, mantel or even a window sill to add a touch of whimsy...

    C$29.99
  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card...

    C$5.99
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  • Amazing Burrito Blanket Become a Human Burrito 71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket 71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket 71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket

    The Amazing Burrito Blanket - 71-Inch Round

    Become a human burrito with this super soft 71" round burrito blanket. Made with velvety fleece, this blanket will keep anyone nice and cozy with a fun, novelty print that looks good enough to eat! Details: Dimensions: 71" Round Materials:100%...

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  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that...

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  • Van Holten's Sour Sis King Size Pickle in a Pouch Van Holten's SOUR SIS King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    Van Holten's SOUR SIS King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    These King Size pickles from Van Holten’s are the real deal! Larger than the regular range of Jumbo pickles, this "Puckered" pickle is the life of the party.  Despite her name, she brings smiles to the faces of everyone she meets.  This...

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  • Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Front View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Side View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Back View Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Elf With Candy Cane Bong Weed Ornament

    This fun cannabis themed ornament shows an Elf lighting up a Candy Cane Bong filled with the North Pole’s stickiest marijuana. Details Dimensions: 3" tall x 3" wide Material: Quality resin Packaging: Illustrated retail window display...

    C$16.99
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  • Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper - Back View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper - Back View

    Santa Riding T-Rex 10-Inch Tree Topper

    This hilarious Santa Christmas Tree topper shows Santa Claus riding a T-Rex to deliver his packages. The reindeer must have the night off! The fun dino is wearing a santa hat and Christmas themed scarf This Dinosaur tree topper Stands 10 Inches x 7...

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  • Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation View #1 Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation with Background View Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation Close-Up Lit View Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation Close-Up Unlit View Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation View #2

    Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation

    If this cat had 9 lives, she just spent them all... This hilarious Christmas decoration is made to look like an unfortunate cat that just bit into a string of lights. Complete with fake white fur around the edges and patches of charred fur in the middle...

    C$49.99
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  • Fart Card Game Contents - Fart Card Game

    FART! The Explosive Card Game

    Fast, flatulent, fun!Fart, the explosive card game, is the side-splitting game that helps players unwind and release a little pressure! Players race to be the first to play all their cards from their hand. Wild hilarity and fun...and no small amount of...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

    C$18.99
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  • Tinsel Town Ceramic Deer Spreader

    Tinsel Town Ceramic Deer Spreader

    Spread a little Christmas cheer with this retro-styled Tinsel Town Ceramic Deer Spreader. It's an adorable addition to any kitschy kitchen. Details: Dimensions: 2"W x 5"T x 1.5"D Materials: Ceramic Hand wash only

    C$12.99
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  • LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger Charging View LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger Stretched Out Charging View

    LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger

    Why just charge your phone when you can spread Christmas cheer at the same time?! Plug the USB into a computer or a charging cube and watch as the strand of bulbs light up! Instant Christmas! Details:  Dimensions: 46" long. 15 bulbs are 4"...

    C$16.99
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  • A Key for Santa Ornament with Poem

    A Key for Santa Ornament with Poem

    If a house has no chimney for Santa to come in,  or if the chimney's too small (Since Santa's NOT thin!) There's nothing to worry about because Santa can see how to get inside if you leave him a key! Use it as an ornament, or keep it by the front...

    C$12.99
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