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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    This wine glass is a unique gift for the wine lover in your life, bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! The unique design of the glass gives it a fun twist on what could otherwise be an ordinary holiday wine glass. This adorable wine glass is...

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  • Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    From the hallowed halls of Nevermore Academy comes a Chia pet of most macabre kind, the Wednesday Addams Chia Pet! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

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  • Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson In Box Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Empty Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Full

    Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson

    Got herb on your mind? We know Willie Nelson always does and now you can grow your own herb garden just like Willie! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

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  • Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Pee-Wee Herman is the name, don’t wear it out! Go on your own big adventure and add some quirky greenery to your home or office with this Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet! This handmade Chia Pet is designed after the beloved character Pee-Wee Herman,...

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  • Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    The Legend - The Bandit Handmade terracotta pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks your Burt Reynolds Chia Pet will achieve maximum...

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  • Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel hand SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet Attacking squirrel puppet in action Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel front

    SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet

    Squirrel! If your family loves the Christmas Vacation scene where the squirrel jumps on Clark Griswold, then you'll love "surprising" them with our Attacking Red Squirrel Puppet! (Watch the video, below). Just think of the possibilities!  Pose him...

    C$37.99
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  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$34.99
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  • Dinner Winner Gastronaut Dinner Tray Help Kids Eat with Dinner Winner Astronaut-themed Kids Plate

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Gastronaut

    The game of yum - eat to win! Blast off into a culinary adventure through space in ...3...2...1! Fred's award-winning DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". This galactic-themed plate helps even the fussiest...

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  • Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    The game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". Helps even the fussiest eaters make it through a meal! Details: Dimensions: Approx...

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  • Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Packaged View

    Mr. Atomic Robot

    With his swinging arms and vintage look, Mr. Atomic moves his feet as he walks forward! Just wind him up and watch as he twists and turns across any smooth surface. Details: Dimensions: Robot measures 4" tall  Materials: Tin  Packaging:...

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  • Recording Duck Animated Figure

    Hilarious Recording Duck Animated Figure

    Wanna buy a duck?? Add a fun, festive touch to your holidays with this plush talking duck! Press the button and say something into the duck --he repeats it back to you in a hilarious high-pitched voice! Record your voice again and again for continued...

    C$36.99
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  • RuPaul Chia Pet RuPaul Chia Pet in Box RuPaul Chia Pet Kit Contents Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Everyone's favourite drag queen RuPaul is now a Chia Pet!  It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply replacing the  seeds with similar herbs or more Chia seeds...

    C$32.99
  • ALF is back! As a Chia Pet! Alf Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF

    Chia Pet: ALF

    Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by...

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  • Richard Simmons Chia Pet: Sweatin' to the Oldies! Richard Simmons Chia Pet Contents Richard Simmons Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: Richard Simmons

    Chia Pet: Richard Simmons

    Get sweatin' to the oldies and grow your very own Richard Simmons Chia Pet! Features two growing areas: the head and the chest! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply...

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  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

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