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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights

    Mushroom LED String Lights

    This light string features 20 mushroom-shaped LED bulbs, which create a whimsical and charming ambiance. Powered via a USB connection. You can plug them into any USB port, such as a wall adapter, power bank, or computer. The USB power option makes them...

    C$14.99
  • Office Possum Office Possum example

    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to...

    C$29.99
  • Unicorn Discovery Kit

    Unicorn Discovery Kit

    All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box.  Ok Ok...  You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perhaps attract the unicorn of your dreams. Includes a...

    MSRP: C$19.99
    Was: C$19.99
    Now: C$10.00
  • Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands is turning 25 years old! To celebrate this classic film we're offering a brand-new Mad Libs that includes 21 stories based on the movie!! Details: Dimensions: 8.5" x 5.25"  Soft cover. Published by: Penguin Random House...

    C$7.99
  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

    C$29.99
  • Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set

    Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set

    Make your dinner table more colourful with this fun pair of Blue Jay Salt & Pepper Shakers. Crafted out of ceramic, these beautifully painted birds boast lots of rich texture and detail – a playful way to spice up any meal. Details: Two...

    C$22.99
  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

    C$9.99
  • Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Packaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #1 Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #2

    Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly who you are with this hilarious anxietea coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features an illustration of a bouquet of flowers with the hilarious tagline "Hot cup of anxietea" . Details: Holds 16...

    C$19.99
  • Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Back View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper  - Back View

    Santa Riding T-Rex 10-Inch Tree Topper

    This hilarious Santa Christmas Tree topper shows Santa Claus riding a T-Rex to deliver his packages. The reindeer must have the night off! The fun dino is wearing a santa hat and Christmas themed scarf This Dinosaur tree topper Stands 10 Inches x 7...

    C$59.99
  • If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail cover
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    If You Give a Mouse an iPhone

    The parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie that every parent will relate to.If you give in to temptation and give a bored little mouse your iPhone, even for ten minutes, he’s probably going to beam to some faraway place...

    C$17.99
  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

    C$14.99
  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge...

    C$12.99
  • Goth Cat Ornament

    Goth Cat Ornament

    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" tall, hand-blown glass bat cat ornament looks so natural...

    C$23.99
  • Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag

    Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag

    A popular practical joke item, the Bed Bug Bugfetti is simple and fun. This bed bug gag gift contains 10 grams of black bug-shaped black confetti pieces. Each piece of confetti looks like a tiny bug with little legs and a rounded body...

    C$7.99
  • Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Packaged View

    Mr. Atomic Robot

    With his swinging arms and vintage look, Mr. Atomic moves his feet as he walks forward! Just wind him up and watch as he twists and turns across any smooth surface. Details: Dimensions: Robot measures 4" tall  Materials: Tin  Packaging:...

    C$32.99
  • Chrome Planet Robot Duo View Chrome Planet Robot

    Chrome Planet Robot

    An exact replica of the 1950’s all-time favorite Robby the Robot, our Chrome Planet Robot walks with a sparking action behind his red cello face shield. He comes with an on/off switch and fantasy box, making him a great collectible sci-fi space...

    C$59.99
  • Because Wine Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    Because Kids Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    This double-wall insulated stainless steel wine tumbler doesn't judge...it understands that everyone needs a few glasses of wine now and then, especially when they have kids! Our wine tumblers are made of double walled stainless steel and include a...

    C$26.99
  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

    C$9.99
  • Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Sometimes self-care can be a squeeze away. Place in hand and squeeze, one for each fist. Repeat as needed, really whenever. Includes 2 stress balls with the phrases "Adulting Ain't Easy" and "Stress Level = 2007 Britney" Details: Contains 2 stress...

    C$14.99
  • Happy Gum Happy Gum

    Happy Gum

    Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. This gum makes your life less crappy - at least while you're chewing it. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Grinch New Baby Bib

    Grinch New Baby Bib

    Everyone's favourite Christmas curmudgeon has never looked cuter! Enesco is pleased to introduce the Grinch Baby collection from Izzy & Oliver. Your little one will be the cutest, messiest Grinch around.   Details: One size fits most...

    C$19.99
  • Tumbling Santa with Parachute Unpackaged View Tumbling Santa with Parachute Packaged View

    Tumbling Santa with Parachute

    This kitschy parachuted Santa is on a mission to deliver presents to kids around the world. He will flip, swing and tumble his way to success! Details: Flips, tumbles and swings  Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) Packaging: Full colour...

    C$19.99
  • Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set - box view

    Baby's First Hot Pepper Challenge - Bib and Teether Set

    Make the laughs go viral with this coordinating set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and red chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich with a waterproof layer of TPU to...

    C$29.99
  • Hoop-La Headband Game Play Hoop-La for hours of fun

    Hoop-La Headband Hoop Game

    Turn any gathering into a hoopla of laughter with the Hoop-La headband hoop game, where players must toss balls into a basket strapped to a teammate's head!. This game adds a twist to the traditional ball toss, making it a head-spinning challenge that...

    C$14.99
  • I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    Make this playfully expressive black baseball cap a go-to everyday accessory when socializing at gatherings, tending to garden spaces or casually lounging about the yard. Shield eyes and face from excessive UV exposure. Featured with a curved brim and...

    C$22.99
  • Santa Gnome Garden Statue

    Santa Gnome Garden Statue

    Welcome everyone this holiday season with this Santa gnome garden statue that features a red and white gnome holding a mini Christmas tree.  Made of resin and hand painted, this statue is suitable for indoor or outdoor use. Dimensions: 6 1/4"...

    C$29.99
  • Snoopy Garden Statue

    Snoopy Garden Statue

    Bring a dose of heartwarming friendship to your garden with this Snoopy garden statue. Peanuts pals Snoopy and Woodstock spread joy with an everlasting embrace. Not just a garden decoration; it's a reminder that an unlikely friendship can bloom into...

    C$29.99
  • NapSack Small Prank Gift Box NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Rear NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Size Comparison NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    NapSack Small Prank Gift Box

    Everyone on your gift list loves a good nap and a good joke. This prank gift box is ideal for travelers, students or anyone who never shuts up about how tired they are. Just hide their real gift inside.    This little prank gift box holds...

    C$6.99
  • Pin-Ups Playing Card Deck Pin-ups playing cards Pin-ups playing cards 2 Pin-ups playing cards 3

    Pin-Ups Playing Cards

    Classic pin-ups from the golden age - a torrid mixture of brilliant studio portraits, tacky postcards and nostalgic (and suggestive) magazine covers, featuring bombshells like Anita Eckberg, Brigitte Bardot, Rita Hayworth and justly forgotten...

    C$10.99
  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

    C$9.99
  • Donut Holster Prank Gift Box Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Rear Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Inside Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Donut Holster Large Prank Gift Box

    Keep your favourite treats at arm's length! This prank gift box is perfect for anyone that enjoys eating and convenience. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact,...

    C$9.99
  • Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Rear Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Inside Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Packaging Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Lifestyle

    Plant Urinal Large Prank Gift Box

    Fool your friends until they pull their real gift out of this funny box. Plant Urinal is America’s number one choice to prank those with green thumbs or small bladders. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone...

    C$8.99
  • Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Front Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Rear Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Inside Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Tidy Tips Large Prank Gift Box

    This prank gift box looks like the most terrible cleaning invention ever. Put your real gift inside for a puzzled look from the person on your list. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Front Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Back Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Inside Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Packaging Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

    C$14.99