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  • Looney Tunes Ladies Cozeez Slippers Top View Looney Tunes Ladies Cozeez Slippers Side View Looney Tunes Ladies Cozeez Slippers Bottom View

    Looney Tunes Ladies Cozeez Slippers

    Our cozy and comfortable Looney Tunes Ladies Cozeez Slippers feature a colourful collage of characters from the animated classic Looney Tunes. Slip into these Looney Tunes slippers featuring Taz, Bugs, the Road Runner and more! Details: Sizing: Comes...

    MSRP: C$19.99
    Was: C$19.99
    Now: C$11.99
  • Star Wars Princess Leia Buns Toque On Model Star Wars Princess Leia Buns Toque

    Star Wars Princess Leia Buns Toque

    Live your intergalactic royal fantasy with our Princess Leia Buns Toque. This warm, brown knit toque gives the wearer an instant Princess Leia look. Perfect for all Star Wars fans! Details:  One size fits most Materials:...

    MSRP: C$23.99
    Was: C$23.99
    Now: C$14.39
  • Canadian AF Mug

    Canadian AF Mug

    The Canadian AF Text Mug is designed to ensure you "Never be mistaken for anything other than a proud Canuck." Its clean, minimalist design and bold text make it a humorous and eye-catching addition to any mug collection.  Details: Holds 14...

    C$14.99
  • Cool Mom Greeting Card

    Cool Mom Mean Girls Greeting Card

    This funny greeting card features an illustration of Amy Poehler as June George with her camcorder in Mean Girls. with the phrase "You're not a regular mom. You're a cool mom." Perfect for Mother's Day, Birthdays, even Christmas! Details: Blank...

    C$7.99
  • Dollywood Bumper Sticker Dollywood Bumper Sticker

    Dollywood Bumper Sticker

    This retro Dollywood bumper sticker brings back the charm of yesteryear with vintage fonts, bold colours, and a touch of Southern flair. Whether you’re a die-hard Dolly fan or just love old-school country music, it’s a nostalgic nod to...

    C$9.99
  • Toronto Blue Jays Compact Mirror

    Toronto Blue Jays Compact Mirror

    Show your team spirit wherever you go with the Toronto Blue Jays Compact Mirror. Featuring the iconic Blue Jays logo on a sleek, portable design, this mirror is perfect for quick touch-ups on the go. A stylish and practical accessory for every...

    C$7.99
  • Plant Lady Mug

    Plant Lady Mug

    The "Plant Lady" Mug is perfect for those who love their greenery as much as their morning coffee. Featuring a charming design and durable ceramic construction, this mug is a must-have for plant enthusiasts. A thoughtful gift for the plant lover in your...

    C$14.99
  • Some Days I Amaze Myself Mug

    Some Days I Amaze Myself Mug

    Start your day with a boost of confidence using the "Some Days I Amaze Myself" Mug. Crafted from durable ceramic, this mug features a playful message that’s perfect for your morning coffee or tea. A lighthearted gift for anyone who loves a touch of...

    C$14.99
  • My Favourite Child Gave Me This Mug

    My Favourite Child Gave Me This Mug

    Celebrate family humor with the "My Favourite Child Gave Me This Mug." Perfect for parents who love a playful jab, this ceramic mug features bold lettering and a comfortable handle, making it ideal for sipping coffee, tea, or any favorite beverage. A fun...

    C$14.99
  • Anxious and Sexy Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Anxious and Sexy Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    ​The Anxious and Sexy Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q are a bold and humorous way to embrace your multifaceted self. Featuring the phrase "Anxious and Sexy" in big, bold letters, these socks celebrate the complexity of being both confident and a little on...

    C$16.99
  • Scares Your Family Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Scares Your Family Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    The Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q are a playful nod to embracing your inner rebel. Featuring a bold design of a person wrestling a gator and the cheeky phrase "Do one thing every day that scares your family,"...

    C$16.99
  • A Case Of  The Weekdays Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    A Case Of The Weekdays Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    ​The A Case of the Weekdays Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q are a humorous nod to the Monday blues and the struggle of getting through the workweek. Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 51% Nylon, 47% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex Machine wash...

    C$16.99
  • Menopause What The Fuck? Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Menopause What The Fuck? Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    ​The Menopause What The Fuck? Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q are a candid and humorous take on the rollercoaster of menopause. Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 51% Nylon, 47% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex Machine wash cold, tumble dry...

    C$16.99
  • I Don't Not Want Wine Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Don't Not Want Wine Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    The I Don't Not Want Wine Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q are a cheeky nod to those moments when a glass of wine (or a nap, or a vacation) sounds just about perfect.. Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 51% Nylon, 47% Combed Cotton, 2%...

    C$16.99
  • Boss Kitty Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Boss Kitty Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    The Boss Kitty Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q are a sassy and stylish statement for those who lead with confidence and a touch of humor. Featuring a playful cowboy cat design and bold red text that reads "Land on yer feet" and "Boss Kitty," these socks are...

    C$16.99
  • Shhh...I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Shhh...I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Shhh... I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Wrap your feet in contemplative comfort with our 'Shh... I'm Over-Thinking' socks – the perfect accessory for when your mind is working overtime. These socks not only keep your toes warm but also serve as a silent plea for understanding as you...

    C$16.99
  • You Crafty Bitch Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q You Crafty Bitch Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    You Crafty Bitch Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Wrap your feet in creative sass with our 'You Crafty Bitch' socks – because even your ankles deserve a touch of DIY attitude. Whether you're knitting, sewing, or just lounging, let your feet express your crafty spirit with every step...

    C$16.99
  • I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q  I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the laws of nature with a wink and a nod...

    C$16.99
  • Grow a Therapist

    Grow a Therapist

    The Grow A Therapist is a humorous novelty toy designed to bring a smile to your face. This miniature figure expands up to 600% of its original size when submerged in water, offering a lighthearted take on having a personal therapist at your disposal...

    C$3.99
  • The Ultimate Sound Box The Ultimate Sound Box

    The Ultimate Sound Box

    Every situation is better with sound effects! Whether you want to add some drama, comedy or just down right ridiculousness to your social interactions, this Ultimate Soundbox has every noise you could possibly want! Effects include: Drumroll,...

    C$17.99
  • F**k Boy Stress Toy in Package F**k Boy Stress Toy in Hand F**k Boy Stress Toy - Out of Package

    F**k Boy Stress Toy

    Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress! Details: Chad is approx. 5" tall Material: Slow...

    C$16.99
  • Professional Hooker Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    Professional Hooker Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    The "Professional Hooker" Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox are a playful nod to knitting enthusiasts, featuring a design with yarn balls and knitting hooks, accompanied by the humorous "Professional Hooker" sentiment.  Details: Fits Women's size...

    C$12.99
  • Boxing Monster Pen Boxing Monster Pen

    Boxing Monster Pen

    The Boxing Monster Pen is a playful writing instrument featuring a monster-shaped handle with movable boxing arms, adding a touch of fun to your writing experience. This pen is available in assorted designs, including purple with a pink head, green with...

    C$5.99
  • I F*cking Love You Candle I F*cking Love You Candle  Lifestyle Shot

    I Fucking Love You Candle

    I fucking love you...smells like, I mean, probably...you know how temperamental I can be.  Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on...

    MSRP: C$22.99
    Was: C$22.99
    Now: C$13.79
  • Snowflake Print Lounge Pants

    Snowflake Print Lounge Pants - Fashion by Mirabeau

    Stay comfortable and stylish in our lounge pants by Mirabeau. You'll want to curl up and get cozy in this festive snowflake design. Upgrade your loungewear collection today. Materials:95% Polyester, 5% Spandex Sizes: S(4-6), M(8-10), L(12-14),...

    MSRP: C$22.99
    Was: C$22.99
    Now: C$13.79
  • Friend Power - Women's Crew Socks

    Friend Power Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    The most renewable resource on the planet. Friend power will sustain us all! Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 42% nylon; 56% combed cotton; 2% spandex Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach

    C$16.99
  • Mind Reader - Women's Crew Socks

    Mind Reader Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    You just happened to know I needed a hot fudge sundae at this very moment? What are you some kind of mind reader!? Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 42% nylon; 56% combed cotton; 2% spandex Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat,...

    C$16.99
  • Mom - Woman. Myth. Legend. Mug Mom - Woman. Myth. Legend. Mug

    Mom - Woman. Myth. Legend. Mug

    Add some colour to morning coffee or tea with this eye-catching "Mom/Legend" Mug. Crafted out of stoneware, this chic matte-turquoise mug is complemented with dark blue type and matching mug interior – a more colourful way to celebrate your...

    C$14.99
  • World's Biggest Bitch Trophy World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

    World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

    Celebrate sass with the "World's Biggest Bitch" Trophy! This tongue-in-cheek award features a bold design, making it a hilarious gift for that unapologetically fierce friend or as a playful gag gift. Perfect for adding humor to any...

    C$14.99