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  • Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun! pack of 10

    Vintage Birthday Cards - Animal Fun Pack of 10

    Die-cut retro Birthday Cards! These reproductions of vintage children's birthday cards, largely from the mid-20th century, features delightful animals wishing children, and anyone who enjoys lighthearted retro fun, the jolliest of birthdays. Animal...

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  • Vintage Birthday Cards - Party Time! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Party Time! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Party Time! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards - Party Time! pack of 10 Vintage Birthday Cards: Party Time Pack of 10

    Vintage Birthday Cards: Party Time Pack of 10

    Die-cut retro Birthday Cards! These reproductions of vintage children's birthday cards, largely from the mid-20th century, the best of retro birthday imagery including circuses, balloons, astronauts, and cowboys. Party Time Birthday Card Packet contains...

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  • It's Ten A.M. Somewhere Candle

    It's Ten A.M. Somewhere Candle

    Amateur hour. 10 A.M? You have to be joshing around. I set my alarm every morning for 5:30 to get the party started. The early bird gets the buzz, as they say. I mean, if you think I'm going to tolerate selling shady car warranties over the phone all...

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  • F*ck Yeah Candle F*ck Yeah Candle Lifestyle Shot

    Fuck Yeah Candle

    Fuck yeah! Smells like a celebratory drink.  Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on lid  Burn time: Approximate 40 hours Blueberry...

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  • Soap For Neat Freaks Soap For Neat Freaks Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For Neat Freaks

    A place for everything and everything in its place. Someone famous said that. Benjamin Franklin? Mary Poppins? Biggie? In any case, it's a solid lifestyle choice, and one Marie Kondo would definitely approve of. Speaking of which, she would definitely...

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  • Soap For F*cking Meetings Soap For F*cking Meetings Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For F*cking Meetings

    Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because...

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  • Soap For Birthday Blues

    Soap For Birthday Blues

    Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut...

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  • Soap For Caffeine Addicts Soap For Caffeine Addicts Lifestyle Shot

    Soap For Caffeine Addicts

    Don't talk to me before my first coffee. I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me...

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  • F*ck It Paint Can-dle F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    Fuck It. I'm done. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Bergamot, tobacco and yuzu scented 

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  • Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

    Let That Shit Go Paint Candle

    Let that shit go. It's time. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Sweet release scent: Notes of cucumber, mint and...

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  • Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot

    Rude People - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    Don't let rude people get you down. Instead, light this candle and feel the zen instead of the irritation.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

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  • Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin

    When those Sunday Scaries start to hit, light this bottomless mimosa scented emergency ambiance tin candle and breathe in deep.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with...

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  • Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Shit's Fucked - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

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  • F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2 F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1

    Fuck Work - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in.  Details: Dimensions: Tin...

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  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

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  • Danny Tanner Dad Bod Greeting Card Back side of Danny Tanner Greeting Card Danny Tanner Card Made in Texas

    Dad Bod You Got It Dude! Bob Saget Greeting Card

    Celebrate the life and legacy of Bob Saget in his role as Danny Tanner when you give your dad this funny greeting card featuring everyone's favourite father! Interior: Blank Individually wrapped with a plastic sleeve and a matching envelope Card...

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  • Succulents Socks

    Succulents Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Succulents are plants that are difficult to kill. And yet, we all know someone with a black thumb who's managed to do so. Maybe getting them these succulent socks would've been a better idea. If you dig these socks, we have more earthy designs that...

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  • Harry Potter Screaming Mandrake Mini Kit

    Harry Potter Screaming Mandrake Mini Kit

    An officially licensed collectible replica of the unforgettable mandrake root from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry's herbology class. Complete with sound of the plant's cry, this is a perfect gift for fans of the Wizarding World...

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  • Fancy Plants - Whale Fancy Plants - Whale - Boxed Lifestyle shot of the Whale Fancy Plants Planter Whale Planter

    Whale Tale Planter by Fancy Plants

    Planters with personality! This Whale greets you with a colourful spout of water, er, plant! FANCY PLANTS are air plant holders that integrate each plant into a visual theme. Makes an eye-catching conversation starter. Made of matte ceramic. Made of...

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  • Fancy Plants Dumpster Fire Fancy Plants Dumpster Fire Boxed Fancy Plants Dumpster Fire - Lifestyle Shot Dumpster Fire Planter

    Dumpster Fire Planter by Fancy Plants

    Planters with personality! Simply add a fiery air plant in the opening of our FANCY PLANTS and watch the dumpster fire design come to life! Made of matte stoneware Measures approximately 3.5"x 3.375" x 2.75"

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  • Happy Birthday Party Candles Boxed View - HBD2U Party Candles Perfect Cake Topper!

    Party Candles - HBD2U

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

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  • Swing Time Bird Feeder - Packaged Swing Time Bird Feeder - Lifestyle Swing Time Bird Feeder Swing Time Bird Feeder

    Swing Time Bird Feeder

    Remember the idyllic summer fun of a tire swing hanging from a big oak in the backyard? Let your neighborhood birds experience the same joy while eating the seed you've left for them. Ceramic tire is supplied complete with a hanging rope.

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  • Garden Seeds Kit Garden Seeds Kit Contents

    Garden Seeds Kit

    The Kikkerland seed saving kit makes it easy to collect, store and trade seeds from your garden. Experience the joy of preserving seeds from your favourite plants for the next generations. Features: 20 seed bags 20 seed markers 1 permanent...

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  • Original Gay Bar of Soap

    The Original Gay Bar of Soap

    Show your pride with The Original Gay Bar . . . of soap! The Original Gay Bar of Soap is an all natural, hand made soap with a fruity scent and a rainbow of colours!  Details: Glycerin soap with all natural ingredients Approximately 3.75 x 3 x...

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  • Birthday Countdown Candle Classic Countdown Birthday Candle (1 - 21 Years) Classic Countdown Birthday Candle

    Classic Countdown Birthday Candle (1 - 21 Years)

    Start a birthday tradition or continue the one you had as a child! Our countdown birthday candle is burned a year at a time to mark the passage of a child's years, from 1 to 21! This countdown birthday candle has been in production for over 30 years and...

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  • Betty White Greeting Card - Stay Golden

    Betty White Happy Birthday Card - Stay Golden

    Stay Golden when you give this special greeting card featuring the incomparable Betty White. Inside Message: Happy Birthday! Individually wrapped with a plastic sleeve and a matching envelope Card measures 4.25 x 5.5.  

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  • Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Box Naughty Gnomes Mini Planters Naughty Gnomes Planters

    Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Pot Set

    This set of Naughty Gnomes will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky! This set of four mini planter gnomes are each in a silly and Naughty pose including peeing, smoking, mooning, and giving the finger. Insert them into your...

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  • Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap

    Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap (2 oz)

    The perfect soap when you're still half asleep and want to get the damned spot out! Not tested on animals.   Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing shea butter, cocoa butter, buttermilk, olive oil,...

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  • Uranus Bar of Hand Soap

    Uranus Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Doesn't Uranus belong in the bathroom? Place these little Uranus Soaps around your tub or sink and make your bathroom a little more interesting. Fragrance free and not tested on animals.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials:...

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