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  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x...

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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

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  • Reese's Scented Candle

    Reese's Triple Wick Scented Candle - 14oz

    Experience the irresistible aroma of a Reese's scented candle, as its sweet and nutty fragrance fills your space with the comforting essence of peanut butter and chocolate. The triple-wick design ensures an even and long-lasting burn, creating a warm...

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  • Mike and Ike Scented Candle

    Mike and Ike 3oz Scented Candle

    This Mike and Ike Scented Candle will appeal to those who search for fun gifts that add a bit of fun to your life. No matter the mood, a Mike and Ike scented candle will match it.  Details: 3oz Green wax candle in glass votive Packaging:...

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  • TV Time 70s Shows 1000 Piece Puzzle TV Time 70s Shows 1000 Piece Puzzle 2

    TV Time 70s Shows 1000 Piece Puzzle

    This MasterPieces 19.25" x 26.75" 1000pc TV Time Puzzle has a nostalgic feeling. Those 70s Shows from classic TV times past. These timeless puzzles are a throw-back to yester-year. The chipboard used in these puzzles is made of recycled material...

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  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

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  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card...

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  • Air Freshener - Possum 2 Air Freshener - Possum

    Possum Air Freshener

    PLEASANT POSSUM PONG This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock air freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. This air freshener says...

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  • Amazing Burrito Blanket Become a Human Burrito 71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket 71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket 71" Round Burrito Fleece Blanket

    The Amazing Burrito Blanket - 71-Inch Round

    Become a human burrito with this super soft 71" round burrito blanket. Made with velvety fleece, this blanket will keep anyone nice and cozy with a fun, novelty print that looks good enough to eat! Details: Dimensions: 71" Round Materials:100%...

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  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

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  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

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  • World's Smallest Boom Box World's Smallest Boom Box

    World's Smallest Boom Box Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

    Back in the day, boom boxes were big, loud, and portable, and we loved them for that. This one's still got a big sound, but at just 3.25 inches wide it's even more portable. It won't chew through the batteries, either; when it runs low just plug it into...

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  • Pigeon Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Pigeon Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Pigeons are a little annoying sometimes, but they have feelings too. Remember that the next time they're pecking at your feet.   Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2% Spandex

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  • Axolotl Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Axolotl Socks for Women by Socksmith

    If you are familiar with the axolotl, you probably know how cool these unique amphibians are! Best part? Their face always looks like " •‿• ". Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2% Spandex

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  • Ottermelon Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Ottermelon Socks for Women by Socksmith

    What’s more significant to an otter than its significant otter? We’re pretty sure it’s not watermelon, but look at what an adorable pair they make! Whether you’re hanging out in the harbour, waiting for your next otter sighting,...

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  • Labrador Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Labrador Socks for Women by Socksmith

    If you can't resist their goofy antics, unwavering loyalty, and tail-wagging charm, slip into these socks and let your feet spread some Labrador love wherever you go.   Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2% Spandex

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  • Axolotl Men's Crew by Socksmith

    Axolotl Men's Crew by Socksmith

    If you are familiar with the axolotl, you probably know how cool these unique amphibians are! Best part? Their face always looks like " •‿• ".  Details: Men’s sizes 10-13 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex

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  • TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid - Back View TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid - Front and Back View TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid

    TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid

    Songs and stories and so much more... Humpty, Dumpty, Marigold, Bear and Polkaroo are all here. Celebrate all of your Polka Dot Door friends on our best-selling, ultra-soft tee. Details: Black colour T-Shirt 9 colour screen print  Remastered,...

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  • Pokey Bendable Figure Pokey Bendable Figure

    Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figure

    Here comes Gumby's best friend Pokey! The little horse from the classic TV show is back and still as loveable as ever. Always there to help his friend out, the loyal little guy is a must have for your vintage toy collection. Bendable and poseable, this...

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  • Ultimate ALF Deluxe 7" Scale Action Figure by NECA Ultimate ALF Deluxe 7" Scale Action Figure by NECA Ultimate ALF Deluxe 7" Scale Action Figure by NECA

    Ultimate ALF Deluxe 7" Scale Action Figure by NECA

    Bring home your own Alien Life Form with this Ultimate action figure of ALF, everyone’s favorite visitor from the planet Melmac! The 80s sitcom about a cranky alien hiding in a local family’s garage after crash-landing on our planet hit all...

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  • Sour Razzles Sour Razzles with Candy Size Shot

    Sour Razzles

    First, it's candy... then it's gum! Enjoy Sour candy with Razzles Sour Candy! Sour flavours include lemon, cherry, lime, orange & blue raspberry. Get ready to pucker up and be taken on a sweet, yet sour journey with delicious Razzles Sour Candy. This...

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  • Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart Packaged View Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart Unpackaged View Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart Multi View Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart Lifestyle Shot

    Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart

    Meow you doin’? Daily Cattitudes is a pawsome desktop accessory to show your mood whether you’re feelin’ fabulous, adventurous, flabbergasted, or anything in-between! The feline flip book contains 48 moods, each featuring an adorable...

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  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that...

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  • Van Holten's GARLIC JOE King Size Pickle in a Pouch Van Holten's GARLIC JOE King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    Van Holten's GARLIC JOE King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    These King Size pickles from Van Holten’s are the real deal! Larger than the regular range of Jumbo pickles, the "Zesty" pickle always gives 110%.  This self-proclaimed health fanatic never seems to leave the gym, but his bold nature makes...

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