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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

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  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

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  • Trailer Park Boys Dirty Burger Potato Chips

    Trailer Park Boys Dirty Burger Potato Chips

    From the Sunnyvale Snack Company Ever had the munchies? Us too.  That's why we made these chips, fried up in our kitchen, seasoned with everything in the cupboard. They're deeeecent. Don't believe us? Try one yourself. You'll be back for more...

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  • Wild Mama - Aunt Deloris House Slippers Aunt Deloris House Slippers in 4 Styles Rare sighting of Aunt Deloris herself!

    Aunt Deloris Kitschy House Slippers - Wild Mama

    Known for dishing out the juiciest neighborhood gossip, making a stiff drink and rocking slippers louder than her win on Bingo Night, everyone’s favorite whacky aunt inspires these fun flip flops from Two Left Feet! Made with non-slip padded...

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  • Frisky Feline - Aunt Deloris House Slippers Aunt Deloris House Slippers in 4 Styles Rare sighting of Aunt Deloris herself!

    Aunt Deloris Kitschy House Slippers - Frisky Feline

    Known for dishing out the juiciest neighborhood gossip, making a stiff drink and rocking slippers louder than her win on Bingo Night, everyone’s favorite whacky aunt inspires these fun flip flops from Two Left Feet! Made with non-slip padded...

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  • Fineapple - Aunt Deloris House Slippers Aunt Deloris House Slippers in 4 Styles Rare sighting of Aunt Deloris herself!

    Aunt Deloris Kitschy House Slippers - Fineapple

    Known for dishing out the juiciest neighborhood gossip, making a stiff drink and rocking slippers louder than her win on Bingo Night, everyone’s favorite whacky aunt inspires these fun flip flops from Two Left Feet! Made with non-slip padded...

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    Carbecue Large Prank Gift Box

    Show your favourite tailgater the latest innovation in exhaust pipe grilling! Hide your real gift inside and let the laughs marinade.   Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

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  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

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  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

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  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

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  • World's Smallest Boom Box World's Smallest Boom Box

    World's Smallest Boom Box Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

    Back in the day, boom boxes were big, loud, and portable, and we loved them for that. This one's still got a big sound, but at just 3.25 inches wide it's even more portable. It won't chew through the batteries, either; when it runs low just plug it into...

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  • I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the laws of nature with a wink and a nod...

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  • TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid - Back View TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid - Front and Back View TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid

    TVO Polka Dot Door Polkaroo T-Shirt by RetroKid

    Songs and stories and so much more... Humpty, Dumpty, Marigold, Bear and Polkaroo are all here. Celebrate all of your Polka Dot Door friends on our best-selling, ultra-soft tee. Details: Black colour T-Shirt 9 colour screen print  Remastered,...

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  • Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart Packaged View Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart Unpackaged View Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart Multi View Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart Lifestyle Shot

    Daily Cattitudes Desk Flipchart

    Meow you doin’? Daily Cattitudes is a pawsome desktop accessory to show your mood whether you’re feelin’ fabulous, adventurous, flabbergasted, or anything in-between! The feline flip book contains 48 moods, each featuring an adorable...

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  • Butterfly Cozy Mug 360 Degree View of the Butterfly Cozy Mug

    Butterfly Cozy Mug

    Step into spring and summer when you sip from our Butterfly Cozy Mug. Makes a perfect gift for Easter, Mother's Day ... or any day!Details:  Dimensions: Holds 16 fluid oz.  Materials: Ceramic  Hand wash recommended 

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  • Van Holten's GARLIC JOE King Size Pickle in a Pouch Van Holten's GARLIC JOE King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    Van Holten's GARLIC JOE King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    These King Size pickles from Van Holten’s are the real deal! Larger than the regular range of Jumbo pickles, the "Zesty" pickle always gives 110%.  This self-proclaimed health fanatic never seems to leave the gym, but his bold nature makes...

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  • Van Holten's Sour Sis King Size Pickle in a Pouch Van Holten's SOUR SIS King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    Van Holten's SOUR SIS King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    These King Size pickles from Van Holten’s are the real deal! Larger than the regular range of Jumbo pickles, this "Puckered" pickle is the life of the party.  Despite her name, she brings smiles to the faces of everyone she meets.  This...

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  • Van Holten's HOT MAMA King Size Pickle in a Pouch Van Holten's HOT MAMA King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    Van Holten's HOT MAMA King Size Pickle in a Pouch

    These King Size pickles from Van Holten’s are the real deal! Larger than the regular range of Jumbo pickles, this “Portly” Hot Mama Dill pickle is the leader in the clubhouse. Endowed with a fiery personality, this lovely lady is...

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  • Crib Dribbler - Front of Box Crib Dribbler - Back of Box

    Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box

    A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together...

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  • Earwax Candle - Front of Box Earwax Candle Back of Box Prank Box Size Comparison Prank Box Packaging

    Earwax Candle Kit Small Prank Gift Box

    Set the mood with this stomach churning prank gift box. Emma Dean's Earwax Candle Kit is the ideal choice to make the DIY enthusiast, mystical hippie type, or any generally squeamish person in your life laugh.   This little prank gift...

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  • Fart Filter Small Prank Pack Fart Filter Small Prank Pack - Rear Size Comparison of Prank Pack Sizes Fart Filter Prank Pack Packaging

    Fart Filter Small Prank Gift Box

    This little prank gift box holds XXL-sized laughs. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact, been pranked. Details: Fart Filter Personal Flatulence...

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  • Large Prank Gift Box Pet Butler - Front of Box Back of Box

    Pet Butler Large Prank Gift Box

    Pet Butler: a serving vest for animals that turns your pet into your personal butler! Trick someone this holiday season with our Pet Butler Prank Box. Simply assemble the box and put your real present inside...

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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

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  • Felix the Cat Bendable Figure Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Righty-O! Our Felix the Cat Bendable Figure includes his bag of tricks! The classic cartoons of yesteryear featured this adorable little cat in black and white silent movies. He could sing and dance and always carried with him his famous little...

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  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wooden Wick Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wooden Wick burning

    Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wooden Wick

    Our Quebec maple syrup candle has a wooden wick that will create the same cozy feeling you get from the smell of Sunday morning pancakes! These natural candles come in a nostalgic maple syrup tin, and the wooden wick creates a lovely crackling sound...

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  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

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  • Charms Blow Pops Embroidered Baseball Cap

    Charms Blow Pops Embroidered Baseball Cap

    Show up in sweet style when you grab a Charms Blow Pop Hat! This bold and colorful cap is perfect for everyday wear and will help you proudly show off your love for Blow Pops! And with a flat brim, this stylish hat can be worn both front AND back for the...

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  • Tootsie Pops Mr. Owl Baseball Cap

    Tootsie Pops Mr. Owl Baseball Cap

    Mr. Owl, how many Tootsie Pop Hats does it take to get to the center of attention? Just one! That's right, be the star of the show with this absolutely adorable Toostie Pop Hat, complete with a design of the famous Mr. Owl and his Tootsie Pop as well as...

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