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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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  • Screamin' Goat Screamin' Goat

    Screamin' Goat

    You squeeze it, and it'll scream just like the goats on the internet. It's the perfect gift to put a smile on their face!   Details: Dimensions: 9" long  

    C$7.99
  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:...

    C$11.99
  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

    C$9.99
  • Donut Holster Prank Gift Box Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Rear Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Inside Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Donut Holster Large Prank Gift Box

    Keep your favourite treats at arm's length! This prank gift box is perfect for anyone that enjoys eating and convenience. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact,...

    C$9.99
  • Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Rear Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Inside Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Packaging Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Lifestyle

    Plant Urinal Large Prank Gift Box

    Fool your friends until they pull their real gift out of this funny box. Plant Urinal is America’s number one choice to prank those with green thumbs or small bladders. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone...

    C$8.99
  • NapSack Small Prank Gift Box NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Rear NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Size Comparison NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    NapSack Small Prank Gift Box

    Everyone on your gift list loves a good nap and a good joke. This prank gift box is ideal for travelers, students or anyone who never shuts up about how tired they are. Just hide their real gift inside.    This little prank gift box holds...

    C$6.99
  • Family Blankeez Prank Pack Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Rear Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Packaging

    Family Blankeez Large Prank Gift Box

    Give the gift of cozy deception with our prank gift box for the 'Blankeez Family-Size Hooded Blanket' – the ultimate surprise that's sure to hoodwink your loved ones. Inside this deceiving packaging lies endless laughter as you watch them open the...

    C$8.99
  • Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Front Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Rear Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Inside Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Tidy Tips Large Prank Gift Box

    This prank gift box looks like the most terrible cleaning invention ever. Put your real gift inside for a puzzled look from the person on your list. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Front Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Back Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Inside Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Packaging Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a...

    C$7.99
  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99
  • Front of prank box Back of prank box

    Carbecue Large Prank Gift Box

    Show your favourite tailgater the latest innovation in exhaust pipe grilling! Hide your real gift inside and let the laughs marinade.   Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

    C$8.99
  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card...

    C$5.99
  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

    C$5.99
  • Crib Dribbler - Front of Box Crib Dribbler - Back of Box

    Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box

    A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together...

    C$8.99
  • Earwax Candle - Front of Box Earwax Candle Back of Box Prank Box Size Comparison Prank Box Packaging

    Earwax Candle Kit Small Prank Gift Box

    Set the mood with this stomach churning prank gift box. Emma Dean's Earwax Candle Kit is the ideal choice to make the DIY enthusiast, mystical hippie type, or any generally squeamish person in your life laugh.   This little prank gift...

    C$6.99
  • Fart Filter Small Prank Pack Fart Filter Small Prank Pack - Rear Size Comparison of Prank Pack Sizes Fart Filter Prank Pack Packaging

    Fart Filter Small Prank Gift Box

    This little prank gift box holds XXL-sized laughs. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact, been pranked. Details: Fart Filter Personal Flatulence...

    C$6.99
  •  Large Prank Gift Box Pet Butler - Front of Box Back of Box

    Pet Butler Large Prank Gift Box

    Pet Butler: a serving vest for animals that turns your pet into your personal butler! Trick someone this holiday season with our Pet Butler Prank Box. Simply assemble the box and put your real present inside...

    C$8.99
  • Magnetic Baby Face

    Magnetic Baby Face

    AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to...

    C$10.99
  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken  Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

    C$7.99
  • Dashboard Jesus Unboxed View Dashboard Jesus Boxed View Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 4'' Jesus figure...

    C$12.99
  • Bigfoot Air Freshener Bigfoot Air Freshener Car

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Let Bigfoot fill your car with the scent from his native habitat with our pine-scented Bigfoot Air Freshener. He measures 5 inches long and can be hung in your car, RV, or any place else you please. A hanging string is included to make it easy-peasy. Or ...

    C$5.99
  • Oversized Gift Exchange Dice in Package Oversized Gift Exchange Dice Oversized Gift Exchange Dice - Lifestyle

    Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

    Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to...

    C$9.99
  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge...

    C$12.99
  • Sunny the Blobfish

    Sunny the Blobfish

    While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like, “Blobfish, Blobfish, looks...

    C$12.99
  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere...

    C$6.99
  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up...

    C$10.99
  •  Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a...

    C$2.99
  • Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    We're going to let you in on a secret that, until now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters: googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic...

    C$7.99
  • Air Freshener - Squirrel in Underpants

    Air Freshener - Squirrel in Underpants

    It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This 4-3/4" tall air freshener with forest fresh scent comes with a string for...

    C$5.99
  • Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow colour and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if you’re groping around in your bag or backpack...

    C$4.99
  • Pin-Ups Playing Card Deck Pin-ups playing cards Pin-ups playing cards 2 Pin-ups playing cards 3

    Pin-Ups Playing Cards

    Classic pin-ups from the golden age - a torrid mixture of brilliant studio portraits, tacky postcards and nostalgic (and suggestive) magazine covers, featuring bombshells like Anita Eckberg, Brigitte Bardot, Rita Hayworth and justly forgotten...

    C$10.99
  •  Adult Mad Libs: Friends

    Adult Mad Libs: Friends

    He's so pretty, I want to VERB! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel, Friends Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any fan of the hit show! Play alone, in a group, or in...

    C$7.99
  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

    C$9.99
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