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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

    C$9.99
  • Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag

    Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag

    A popular practical joke item, the Bed Bug Bugfetti is simple and fun. This bed bug gag gift contains 10 grams of black bug-shaped black confetti pieces. Each piece of confetti looks like a tiny bug with little legs and a rounded body...

    C$7.99
  •  Prank Stickers  Prank Stickers  Prank Stickers - example of sticker  Prank Stickers - example of sticker  Prank Stickers - example of sticker

    Prank Stickers

    This joke really sticks! Make the joke stick with this assortment of gag stickers including cracked glass, fake electrical outlets and "voice-activated" sure to fool friends and family.  Details: Ages 5+ Comes with 20 stickers, 4 each of 5...

    C$7.99
  • Snot Slingers Gag Snot Slingers Gag Snot Slingers Gag

    Snot Slingers Gag

    Pick n' Flick! Each snot slinger is vivid green and super stretchy. Made to look like a long string of goopy snot, each one can be stretched and flung into the air. Suitable for indoor or outdoor play. Won’t permanently stick to surfaces or leave...

    C$7.99
  • Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Contents View Dad Jokes Display View

    Dad Jokes

    100 of the best, cringe worthy jokes right at your fingertips. Everyone might pretend that they are embarrassed by the dad jokes but all know they secretly love them! The perfect gift for any dads, dads-to-be or your friend with that dad-joke energy...

    C$9.99
  • Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring

    Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects

     Be a rock star wherever you go with this mini guitar on your key ring. Deliver a rocking guitar solo and laser light show with the press of a button. Plays a heavy metal guitar solo and bright flashing LED lights. *Click on the Videos tab above...

    C$9.99
  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food...

    C$5.99
  • EV-TSM7752 Catstronaut Ball EV-TSM7752 Catstronaut Ball Catstronaut Ball

    Catstronaut Stress Ball

    Take me to your litter. Space + Cats = castronomical cuteness. This 3” wide catstronaut is a slow-rise squishy stress ball from space. Perfect for the sci-fi fan and/or cat lover in your life!    

    C$9.99
  • Bear Claw Back Scratcher

    Bear Claw Back Scratcher

    This extendable Bear Claw Back Scratcher is great for the those hard to reach places! The scratcher extends to 22" and has a comfortable cushion-grip handle but also retracts for compact storage. Instant itch relief will now be within your...

    C$7.99
  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

    C$9.99
  • Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker

    Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Pixie Caps Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" x 2.5"

    C$3.99
  • Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker

    Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Technicolor Yawn Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 4" x...

    C$3.99
  • Cluck This Shit Gum Cluck This Shit Gum

    Cluck This Shit Gum

     Ain't nothing not totally family friendly about this sentiment. Nope.  Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Hey Bitches Gum Hey Bitches Gum

    Hey Bitches Gum

     Let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio.  Details: Cinnamon flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Who's Awesome? Gum Who's Awesome? Gum

    Who's Awesome? Gum

    If you don't believe it when I say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you. If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply.  Details: Cinnamon flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Happy Gum Happy Gum

    Happy Gum

    Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. This gum makes your life less crappy - at least while you're chewing it. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Bigfoot Erasers Pink Bigfoot Eraser Groovy Bigfoot Erasers in Box A gathering of Bigfoot Erasers

    Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser

    IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice mindfulness on a...

    C$6.99
  • Finger Hands Finger Hands in Box Finger Hands on Model

    Finger Hands

    YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm. Available in both Left and Right hands, Light and Dark Skin...

    C$2.99
  • Happy Axolotls Happy Axolotls in their habitat! Happy Axolotls in Box

    Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure

    AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling!  You will receive ONE Axolotl in a randomly...

    C$6.99
  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

    C$8.99
  • Racing Cats In Boxes Racing Cats In Boxes Display Case

    Racing Cats In Boxes

    It’s a regular kitty-in-box convoy! Each 2.5" long, fast-moving feline is made of soft vinyl and plastic. Pull them back and watch them go!   Details: You'll receive one randomly chosen Racing Cat. (If you order more than one, we'll try...

    C$7.99
  • Itty Bitty Gargoyles Itty Bitty Gargoyles Packaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Unpackaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Lifestyle Shot

    Itty Bitty Gargoyles

    You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your...

    C$10.99
  • Handiclaus Finger Puppets Packaged View Handiclaus Finger Puppets Unpackaged View Handiclaus Finger Puppets Lifestyle Shot

    Handiclaus Finger Puppets

    Your kids will believe in Santa Claus when they see your boring hand gussied up for Christmas with Handiclaus. Arrange these finger puppets on your fingers and bam, instant Santa! Only a hand dressed as Scrooge would “Bah, humbug”...

    C$12.99
  • Bad Hair Day Magnetic Novelty

    Bad Hair Day Magnetic Novelty

    Use the magnetic wand to give Jane a bad hair day! We’ve all been stuck inside for a while, with limited access to hairdressers. That has led to some crazy hairstyles during video conferences and some very questionable home haircuts. This Bad Hair...

    C$11.99
  • Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 EV-TSM7676 Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 Zit Headz ball Zit Headz EV-TSM7676  stress ball

    Zit Headz - Totally Gross Squeeze Toy

    Satisfyingly squishy and oh so gooey! Go aHEAD and give this gnarly 3" noggin a squeeze for pimple poppin' gross out fun. Details: Squish him and his pimples pop out, release and they go back inside. Measures 3"

    C$9.99
  • Snowman Splat Ball in Package Snowman Splat Ball in Action! Snowman Splat Ball Snowman Splat Ball

    Snowman Splat Ball

    Do you get a bit stressed out during the hub-bub leading up to Christmas?  Take it out on this smiley splat ball snowman.  Don't worry... you can throw him to the floor as hard as you want!  He will bounce right back into his original...

    C$4.99
  • Switchblade Comb Front View Switchblade Comb Back View

    Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb

    You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the...

    C$12.99
  • Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food! Macaroni and cheese has become a holiday family...

    C$10.99
  • Butter Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Butter Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Butter Candy Canes taste like you took a stick of butter, dipped it in sugar and then licked the side of it. You can hang these from your tree or just put them in a butter dish on the table. Sure, we could have done toast-flavored candy canes, but why...

    C$10.99
  • Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes feature the garbage-fueled flavor of a possum! Possums are known for many of their positive qualities — garbage rummaging, crooked toothy smiles and flirty hisses. Now, with Possum Candy Canes, they can be known for their great...

    C$10.99
  • Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Gravy Candy Canes are here to save Christmas the same way that actual gravy saves dry turkey. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it better. This set of six 5-1/4" tall, gravy-flavored canes...

    C$10.99
  • Dante's Inferno Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Dante's Inferno Candy Canes - Set of 6

    These Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imagined! You get six 5-1/4" tall, sweet candy canes with a hint of demonic spice. With their red and white stripes, you’ll be able to...

    C$10.99
  • Hot Dog Candy Canes

    Hot Dog Candy Canes

    WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER   Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled or steamed, everybody loves a hot dog! Sure,...

    C$10.99
  • Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together, everybody loves to dip. These candy canes taste just like our...

    C$9.99