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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Mad Libs The Office

    Adult Mad Libs: The Office

    Grab your World's Best Boss Mug and join your favourite Dunder SILLY WORD employees with The Office Mad Libs!Identity theft is not a joke, Jim, but The Office Mad Libs is full of them! Fans of the hit TV show The Office will love...

    C$7.99
  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Cockroach

    Racing Cockroach

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these...

    C$6.99
  • CHOMP the Shark CHOMP the Shark

    CHOMP the Shark

    Celebrate Shark Week (or any week!) with Chomp the Shark. He's HUNGRY and you caught him in the middle of his lunch. Just squeeze his sides to see the leg of his latest victim pops in and out! A funny little toy that makes a great stocking...

    C$7.99
  • Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty

    Hairball Kitty

    This Kitty has a hairball! Load your new feline friend with a soft pom pom hairball, then give them a squeeze and HACK! Their hairball shoots across the room, or at a funny friend. Perfect for endless amusement, and a great addition to any...

    C$8.99
  • Globby Globby Globby

    Globby Stress & Fidget Toy

    Get a Grip! Squeeze and pull Globby and he'll return to his original shape! Globby helps you relieve your stress, and is your personal grip trainer. Makes a great gift for those who are fidgety! Details:  Globby is 5" tall Ages...

    C$11.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

    C$10.99
  • Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley

    Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley

    Your morning routine just got a little funnier with these awesome crew socks! Even if you have a case of the Mondays these socks are sure to put a smile on your face with their cute black bear design and the words "put a sock in it". Machine wash cold...

    C$9.99
  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy...

    C$10.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes,...

    C$10.99
  • Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New

    Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New

    Accessorize your ugly sweater with our Lotsa Lights Flashing Holiday Necklace!  The necklace features 20 ultra bright LEDS, multi-colour bulbs and uses replaceable button batteries, so it will keep flashing all season long. This necklace is...

    C$8.99
  • Static TV Keychain Retro TV LED Keyring Retro TV Keyring

    Retro Static TV LED Keychain with Sound

    This retro TV keychain will remind you of days spent in front of the good-old-fashioned boob tube. Remember the sights and sounds of black and white static? Now you can, with the press of a button. Push the knob to see the flashing TV come to life with...

    C$8.99
  • Christmas with The Golden Girls Mad Libs

    Adult Mad Libs: Christmas with The Golden Girls

    It’s a Christmas miracle! The Golden Girls are back by popular demand in a holiday Mad Libs fit for a queen… or four.Merry Christmas from sunny Miami, Florida where the temperature is hot but the cheesecake is cool. Catch up with Blanche,...

    C$7.99
  • Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    What says love and friendship more than a bird toothpick dispenser?!  Press down on the head of this helpful little bird and he will peck a pick for you! The hollow base stores toothpicks (some are included). Details:  Dimensions: 5" tall x...

    C$12.99
  • Unicorn Discovery Kit

    Unicorn Discovery Kit

    All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box.  Ok Ok...  You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perhaps attract the unicorn of your dreams. Includes a...

    MSRP: C$19.99
    Was: C$19.99
    Now: C$10.00
  • Handi-Pug Handi-Pug Packaged View

    Handi-Pug Finger Puppets

    Is your hand begging for pizza?  Your mediocre old hand really isn’t that lovable, so why not turn it into an adorable, wrinkly pug? This set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, one 2" (5.1 cm) pug head and four 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) paws,...

    C$12.99
  • 12897 Stress Turkey Stress Turkey 12897

    Turkey Stress Ball

    INSTEAD OF STRESS EATING, WHY NOT BE STRESS SQUEEZING? Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should be doing with your life or talks about the next...

    C$11.99
  • Krampus Air Freshener

    Krampus Air Freshener

    Smells like somebody hates Christmas!  Last Christmas, everybody around here had antlers on their car windows. This will not stand! Show your appreciation for the dark side of the whole nice/naughty spectrum with this vehicular reminder of Krampus!...

    C$5.99
  • Santa's Lump of Coal out of bag view Santa's Lump of Coal

    Santa's Lump of Coal

    Give the gift of coal as a funny gag gift for those on your naughty list. Santa’s Lump of Coal comes in a red bag and red ribbon with a tag that reads:Sometimes you're naughtybut try to be nice. So Santa forgives you if you don't do it twice. This...

    C$6.99
  • Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! This Mona Lisa Air Freshener has a pine scent as common as she is unique. It is 4” tall and includes a string for hanging. If Leonardo da Vinci were driving around in a Honda Civic, this is...

    C$4.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    My Bleeping Family Mad Libs features 21 original stories celebrating the crazy drama that all families experience, including your own! You will love to fill in the blanks of stories about Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, dramatic step-parents,...

    C$7.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands is turning 25 years old! To celebrate this classic film we're offering a brand-new Mad Libs that includes 21 stories based on the movie!! Details: Dimensions: 8.5" x 5.25"  Soft cover. Published by: Penguin Random House...

    C$7.99
  • Ultra LED Christmas Lights

    Ultra LED Christmas Lights

    Is your Christmas wreath lacking some lustre?  Does your ugly Christmas sweater need a boost?  Pick up a string or two of our Ultra LED lights.  Battery operated, they last 120 hours! Perfect for wreaths, garlands and centrepieces...

    C$11.99
  • Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Whether you are frustrated or feeling festive, this is one great pen!  Our new bump and blink pen is activated when you bonk it on a desk or table.  Choose between green and red! Details: Dimensions: 8.5 inches long Materials:...

    C$3.99