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  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

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  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

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  • Donut Holster Prank Gift Box Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Rear Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Inside Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Donut Holster Large Prank Gift Box

    Keep your favourite treats at arm's length! This prank gift box is perfect for anyone that enjoys eating and convenience. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact,...

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  • Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Rear Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Inside Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Packaging Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Lifestyle

    Plant Urinal Large Prank Gift Box

    Fool your friends until they pull their real gift out of this funny box. Plant Urinal is America’s number one choice to prank those with green thumbs or small bladders. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone...

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  • NapSack Small Prank Gift Box NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Rear NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Size Comparison NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    NapSack Small Prank Gift Box

    Everyone on your gift list loves a good nap and a good joke. This prank gift box is ideal for travelers, students or anyone who never shuts up about how tired they are. Just hide their real gift inside.    This little prank gift box holds...

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  • Family Blankeez Prank Pack Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Rear Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Packaging

    Family Blankeez Large Prank Gift Box

    Give the gift of cozy deception with our prank gift box for the 'Blankeez Family-Size Hooded Blanket' – the ultimate surprise that's sure to hoodwink your loved ones. Inside this deceiving packaging lies endless laughter as you watch them open the...

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  • Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Front Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Rear Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Inside Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Tidy Tips Large Prank Gift Box

    This prank gift box looks like the most terrible cleaning invention ever. Put your real gift inside for a puzzled look from the person on your list. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

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  • Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Front Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Back Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Inside Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Packaging Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

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  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

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  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

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  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

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  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a...

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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

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  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

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  • Front of prank box Back of prank box

    Carbecue Large Prank Gift Box

    Show your favourite tailgater the latest innovation in exhaust pipe grilling! Hide your real gift inside and let the laughs marinade.   Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

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  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

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  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card...

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  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

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  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

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  • Crib Dribbler - Front of Box Crib Dribbler - Back of Box

    Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box

    A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together...

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  • Earwax Candle - Front of Box Earwax Candle Back of Box Prank Box Size Comparison Prank Box Packaging

    Earwax Candle Kit Small Prank Gift Box

    Set the mood with this stomach churning prank gift box. Emma Dean's Earwax Candle Kit is the ideal choice to make the DIY enthusiast, mystical hippie type, or any generally squeamish person in your life laugh.   This little prank gift...

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  • Fart Filter Small Prank Pack Fart Filter Small Prank Pack - Rear Size Comparison of Prank Pack Sizes Fart Filter Prank Pack Packaging

    Fart Filter Small Prank Gift Box

    This little prank gift box holds XXL-sized laughs. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact, been pranked. Details: Fart Filter Personal Flatulence...

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  • Large Prank Gift Box Pet Butler - Front of Box Back of Box

    Pet Butler Large Prank Gift Box

    Pet Butler: a serving vest for animals that turns your pet into your personal butler! Trick someone this holiday season with our Pet Butler Prank Box. Simply assemble the box and put your real present inside...

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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

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  • Felix the Cat Bendable Figure Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Righty-O! Our Felix the Cat Bendable Figure includes his bag of tricks! The classic cartoons of yesteryear featured this adorable little cat in black and white silent movies. He could sing and dance and always carried with him his famous little...

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  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished...

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  • Magnetic Baby Face

    Magnetic Baby Face

    AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to...

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  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Dashboard Jesus Unboxed View Dashboard Jesus Boxed View Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 4'' Jesus figure...

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  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

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  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

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  • Bigfoot Air Freshener Bigfoot Air Freshener Car

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Let Bigfoot fill your car with the scent from his native habitat with our pine-scented Bigfoot Air Freshener. He measures 5 inches long and can be hung in your car, RV, or any place else you please. A hanging string is included to make it easy-peasy. Or ...

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  • Oversized Gift Exchange Dice in Package Oversized Gift Exchange Dice Oversized Gift Exchange Dice - Lifestyle

    Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

    Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to...

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  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

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  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge...

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