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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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  • When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Back View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set

    You Get Socks Gift Set with Mug & Socks

    This great mug is perfect for the Scrooge in your life! It warns that anyone who stops believing in Santa Claus will get socks for Christmas!  And as further proof, there is a pair of festive warm and fuzzy socks in the mug! Details: Holds 20...

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  • EV-TSM7752 Catstronaut Ball EV-TSM7752 Catstronaut Ball Catstronaut Ball

    Catstronaut Stress Ball

    Take me to your litter. Space + Cats = castronomical cuteness. This 3” wide catstronaut is a slow-rise squishy stress ball from space. Perfect for the sci-fi fan and/or cat lover in your life!    

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  • Krampus Air Freshener

    Krampus Air Freshener

    Smells like somebody hates Christmas!  Last Christmas, everybody around here had antlers on their car windows. This will not stand! Show your appreciation for the dark side of the whole nice/naughty spectrum with this vehicular reminder of Krampus!...

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  • Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food! Macaroni and cheese has become a holiday family...

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  • Emergency Bigfoot

    Emergency Bigfoot

    Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter!  You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This...

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  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

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  • Happy Axolotls Happy Axolotls in their habitat! Happy Axolotls in Box

    Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure

    AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling!  You will receive ONE Axolotl in a randomly...

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  • The Floater Poop Gag The Floater Poop Gag

    The Floater Poop Gag

    Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details:  Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!)

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  • Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    My Bleeping Family Mad Libs features 21 original stories celebrating the crazy drama that all families experience, including your own! You will love to fill in the blanks of stories about Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, dramatic step-parents,...

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  • CHOMP the Shark CHOMP the Shark

    CHOMP the Shark

    Celebrate Shark Week (or any week!) with Chomp the Shark. He's HUNGRY and you caught him in the middle of his lunch. Just squeeze his sides to see the leg of his latest victim pops in and out! A funny little toy that makes a great stocking...

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  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

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  • Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - lights on Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - HO HO HO Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - Let it glow Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - OH DEER

    LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Poms in 3 Styles

    Brighten up your winter look with these pom-pom knit hats with a humorous Christmas sentiment on the cuffs and a light-up feature on the front. Choose from three festive and colourful assorted designs: HO HO HO with Christmas sweater pattern, LET IT GLOW...

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  • Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Gravy Candy Canes are here to save Christmas the same way that actual gravy saves dry turkey. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it better. This set of six 5-1/4" tall, gravy-flavored canes...

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  • I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love...

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  • Santa's Lump of Coal out of bag view Santa's Lump of Coal

    Santa's Lump of Coal

    Give the gift of coal as a funny gag gift for those on your naughty list. Santa’s Lump of Coal comes in a red bag and red ribbon with a tag that reads:Sometimes you're naughtybut try to be nice. So Santa forgives you if you don't do it twice. This...

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  • Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 EV-TSM7676 Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 Zit Headz ball Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 stress ball

    Zit Headz - Totally Gross Squeeze Toy

    Satisfyingly squishy and oh so gooey! Go aHEAD and give this gnarly 3" noggin a squeeze for pimple poppin' gross out fun. Details: Squish him and his pimples pop out, release and they go back inside. Measures 3"

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  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Cockroach

    Racing Cockroach

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these...

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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

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  • Red Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Green Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Red Rechargeable LED Toque Unlit View Black Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Black Rechargeable LED Toque Unlit View

    Night Scout Rechargeable LED Toque

    Your beacon of light is finally here! This rechargeable LED toque makes the perfect companion due to its hands-free visibility in the dark. The light has three different settings making it ideal for camping, hiking, bike riding or working. The light is...

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  • Mad Libs The Office

    Adult Mad Libs: The Office

    Grab your World's Best Boss Mug and join your favourite Dunder SILLY WORD employees with The Office Mad Libs!Identity theft is not a joke, Jim, but The Office Mad Libs is full of them! Fans of the hit TV show The Office will love...

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  • Dashboard Jesus Unboxed View Dashboard Jesus Boxed View Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 4'' Jesus figure...

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  • Earwax Candle - Front of Box Earwax Candle Back of Box Prank Box Size Comparison Prank Box Packaging

    Earwax Candle Kit Small Prank Gift Box

    Set the mood with this stomach churning prank gift box. Emma Dean's Earwax Candle Kit is the ideal choice to make the DIY enthusiast, mystical hippie type, or any generally squeamish person in your life laugh.   This little prank gift...

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  • This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

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  • Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks Front

    Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

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  • Santa Possum Glass Ornament Santa Possum

    Santa Possum Glass Ornament

    This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the world. When kids walk in on Santa Human putting gifts...

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  • Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring

    Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects

     Be a rock star wherever you go with this mini guitar on your key ring. Deliver a rocking guitar solo and laser light show with the press of a button. Plays a heavy metal guitar solo and bright flashing LED lights. *Click on the Videos tab above...

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  • Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes feature the garbage-fueled flavor of a possum! Possums are known for many of their positive qualities — garbage rummaging, crooked toothy smiles and flirty hisses. Now, with Possum Candy Canes, they can be known for their great...

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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

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  • Handi-Pug Handi-Pug Packaged View

    Handi-Pug Finger Puppets

    Is your hand begging for pizza?  Your mediocre old hand really isn’t that lovable, so why not turn it into an adorable, wrinkly pug? This set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, one 2" (5.1 cm) pug head and four 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) paws,...

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  • Stuff The Turkey Unboxed View Stuff The Turkey Game Boxed View

    Stuff The Turkey Game

    WATCH THE VIDEO, BELOW Probably the funniest holiday game ever invented! STUFF THE TURKEY is a fun and frantic game for two to four players. Stand the Turkey on a table or on the floor. Each player takes a plastic brussel sprout and a party blower and...

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  • Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Whether you are frustrated or feeling festive, this is one great pen!  Our new bump and blink pen is activated when you bonk it on a desk or table.  Choose between green and red! Details: Dimensions: 8.5 inches long Materials:...

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  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere...

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  • Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug Unboxed View Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug Boxed View

    Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug in Gift Box

    The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus but as soon as your pour in a hot beverage, Jesus gets cheeky! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Messiah. Hallelujah! Hand wash in warm, soapy water only and microwave safe...

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  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

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  • Merry Christmas A**hole! Lump of Coal Gift Holiday Lump of Coal for Assholes

    Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal

    A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...

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