Emotional Support Chicken Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes wearing a removable nylon vest... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Draggin' Ass - Say Anything Mug Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This "Draggin' Ass" coffee mug features an American Traditional tattoo style image depicting a pug doing what they do best - scooting their butts! Details: Holds 16... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Dante's Inferno Candy Canes - Set of 6 These Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imagined! You get six 5-1/4" tall, sweet candy canes with a hint of demonic spice. With their red and white stripes, you’ll be able to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable socks feature an illustrated dad in a lazy chair with the words "Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke".Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton, 36%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Retro Static TV LED Keychain with Sound This retro TV keychain will remind you of days spent in front of the good-old-fashioned boob tube. Remember the sights and sounds of black and white static? Now you can, with the press of a button. Push the knob to see the flashing TV come to life with... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Mona Lisa Air Freshener Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! This Mona Lisa Air Freshener has a pine scent as common as she is unique. It is 4 tall and includes a string for hanging. If Leonardo da Vinci were driving around in a Honda Civic, this is... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Hell You Looking At? - Say Anything Mug This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking at?" Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Chia Pet: Richard Simmons Get sweatin' to the oldies and grow your very own Richard Simmons Chia Pet! Features two growing areas: the head and the chest! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin We're going to let you in on a secret that, until now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters: googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Fart Filter Small Prank Gift Box This little prank gift box holds XXL-sized laughs. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact, been pranked. Details: Fart Filter Personal Flatulence... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
President of the Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable and colourful socks feature funny illustrated "clouds" with the words "President of the local GAS company" in a retro design. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Jumbo Joke Box The joke’s on you with our Jumbo Joke Box. This Joke Box comes with 8 classic gags in one package including goofy teeth, hand buzzer, floating eyeball, vomit, a bandaged finger, fake blood with finger pin, doggy stool, and fart whistle... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Turkey Stress Ball INSTEAD OF STRESS EATING, WHY NOT BE STRESS SQUEEZING? Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should be doing with your life or talks about the next... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Butter Candy Canes - Set of 6 Butter Candy Canes taste like you took a stick of butter, dipped it in sugar and then licked the side of it. You can hang these from your tree or just put them in a butter dish on the table. Sure, we could have done toast-flavored candy canes, but why... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Bad Hair Day Magnetic Novelty Use the magnetic wand to give Jane a bad hair day! We’ve all been stuck inside for a while, with limited access to hairdressers. That has led to some crazy hairstyles during video conferences and some very questionable home haircuts. This Bad Hair... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Chia Pet: ALF Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99 Add to Cart
Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Ultra LED Christmas Lights Is your Christmas wreath lacking some lustre? Does your ugly Christmas sweater need a boost? Pick up a string or two of our Ultra LED lights. Battery operated, they last 120 hours! Perfect for wreaths, garlands and centrepieces... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99
The YES Button ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. Here's the Yes! Button ... the perfect complement to our best-selling NO button! For those who LOVE saying yes. The only thing more fun than saying YES! is pushing a button for it! Plays ten different YES's with... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Do you suspect that your cat-loving loved one may be a crazy cat lady, or on the verge of crazy cat lady-dom? Give them our Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. This moveable action figure comes with 6 cats—yes, 6 cats!—and provides hours of... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set Happy little trees, happy little clouds. The fridge is your Bob Ross canvas! The Joy of Painting Magnetic Play Set comes complete with over 25 magnets including an easel, paints, brushes, and elements you can add to three different canvases... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Holy Roller - Lint Roller Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention. HOLY ROLLER is an iconic 60 sheet lint roller that's ready to wipe away a multitude of sins. 9.5-inches Made of PP plastic HOLY ROLLER fits Evercare and Ikea... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Die Hard Activity and Colouring Book Experience Die Hard in a fresh and creative way with this authorized coloring and activity book featuring favorite scenes and quotes from the beloved classic movie. Dimensions: 11" x 8.5". Soft cover Published by: Harper Collins Canada Ltd. MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99
Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Everyone's favourite drag queen RuPaul is now a Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply replacing the seeds with similar herbs or more Chia seeds... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99
Joke-A-Day Just spin the wheel and see which joke you will play today. With 7 jokes to choose from, every day will be a joke filled day. The perfect gift for any dad, kid or jokester out there! Details: Dimensions: 10.75" in... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Crossword Puzzle Mug in Gift Box Don't just do your crossword OVER a cup of coffee, do it ON your cup of coffee! Each Crossword Puzzle mug comes complete with a pencil and clues to your first puzzle right on the box. Wash off the old answers and go to crosswordmug.com for many more... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Bigfoot Action Figure They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This Bigfoot Action Figure is the perfect thing to hide in the bushes of your backyard. Then you and your friends can dress up in camo and look for it. If you're lucky, you'll get your own TV... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
I Might Be High - Say Anything Mug You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Pet Butler Large Prank Gift Box Pet Butler: a serving vest for animals that turns your pet into your personal butler! Trick someone this holiday season with our Pet Butler Prank Box. Simply assemble the box and put your real present inside... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Dashboard Wobbler Elvis Shake, rattle and roll down the road with Elvis! This Elvis Presley Dashboard Wobbler features the King of Rock n Roll in his unforgettable outfit from the 1973 TV special Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii. Details: Dimensions: 4... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Cheech and Chong Mug This Cheech and Chong Mug features a picture of the duo themselves and the motto "toke it out man". Dishwasher and microwave safe. Details: Dimensions: Holds 11 fluid oz. Materials: Ceramic Licensed by: Cheech & Chong... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Sunny the Blobfish While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like, “Blobfish, Blobfish, looks... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Air Freshener - Squirrel in Underpants It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This 4-3/4" tall air freshener with forest fresh scent comes with a string for... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Air Freshener - Pickle During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Snot Slingers Gag Pick n' Flick! Each snot slinger is vivid green and super stretchy. Made to look like a long string of goopy snot, each one can be stretched and flung into the air. Suitable for indoor or outdoor play. Won’t permanently stick to surfaces or leave... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
