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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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    Carbecue Large Prank Gift Box

    Show your favourite tailgater the latest innovation in exhaust pipe grilling! Hide your real gift inside and let the laughs marinade.   Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and kids to practice their creativity during bath time. Each...

    C$15.99
  • Handiclaus Finger Puppets Packaged View Handiclaus Finger Puppets Unpackaged View Handiclaus Finger Puppets Lifestyle Shot

    Handiclaus Finger Puppets

    Your kids will believe in Santa Claus when they see your boring hand gussied up for Christmas with Handiclaus. Arrange these finger puppets on your fingers and bam, instant Santa! Only a hand dressed as Scrooge would “Bah, humbug”...

    C$12.99
  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

    C$16.99
  • Worst Gift Ever Socks for Men Front View - Worst Gift Ever Socks Lifestyle Shot - Men's Worst Gift Ever Socks

    Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -...

    C$18.99
  • Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Unpackaged View Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament

    The Vulture Ornament is ready to help you celebrate the holidays! This vulture’s only wish for Christmas is a festive carcass under the tree. If that can’t happen, it’s happy to feast on leftover turkey or some ham gristle. This...

    C$22.99
  • Dinner Winner Gastronaut Dinner Tray Help Kids Eat with Dinner Winner Astronaut-themed Kids Plate

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Gastronaut

    The game of yum - eat to win! Blast off into a culinary adventure through space in ...3...2...1! Fred's award-winning DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". This galactic-themed plate helps even the fussiest...

    C$32.99
  • Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    The game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". Helps even the fussiest eaters make it through a meal! Details: Dimensions: Approx...

    C$32.99
  • Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover

    Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover

    Our Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover is a felt crafted bottle cover shaped like an old-timey nightshirt and sleeping cap. This red and white striped Santa cap and gown features a jingle bell and a message that reads "The Nightcap Before...

    C$17.99
  • Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights

    Mushroom LED String Lights

    This light string features 20 mushroom-shaped LED bulbs, which create a whimsical and charming ambiance. Powered via a USB connection. You can plug them into any USB port, such as a wall adapter, power bank, or computer. The USB power option makes them...

    C$14.99
  • Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Pee-Wee Herman is the name, don’t wear it out! Go on your own big adventure and add some quirky greenery to your home or office with this Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet! This handmade Chia Pet is designed after the beloved character Pee-Wee Herman,...

    C$32.99
  • Ugly Christmas Sweater Baby Bib

    Ugly Christmas Sweater Baby Bib

    You've never looked better! Your little one will be the cutest one in the room in this ugly Christmas sweater baby bib.    Details: One size fits most babies 0-12 months Velcro close Dimensions: Bib is approx 11"H x 7.5"W Machine...

    C$14.99
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    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to...

    C$29.99
  • Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Packaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #1 Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #2

    Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly who you are with this hilarious anxietea coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features an illustration of a bouquet of flowers with the hilarious tagline "Hot cup of anxietea" . Details: Holds 16...

    C$19.99
  • Unicorn Discovery Kit

    Unicorn Discovery Kit

    All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box.  Ok Ok...  You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perhaps attract the unicorn of your dreams. Includes a...

    MSRP: C$19.99
    Was: C$19.99
    Now: C$10.00
  • Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands is turning 25 years old! To celebrate this classic film we're offering a brand-new Mad Libs that includes 21 stories based on the movie!! Details: Dimensions: 8.5" x 5.25"  Soft cover. Published by: Penguin Random House...

    C$7.99
  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

    C$29.99
  • Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set

    Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set

    Make your dinner table more colourful with this fun pair of Blue Jay Salt & Pepper Shakers. Crafted out of ceramic, these beautifully painted birds boast lots of rich texture and detail – a playful way to spice up any meal. Details: Two...

    C$22.99
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    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

    C$9.99
  • If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail cover
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    If You Give a Mouse an iPhone

    The parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie that every parent will relate to.If you give in to temptation and give a bored little mouse your iPhone, even for ten minutes, he’s probably going to beam to some faraway place...

    C$17.99
  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

    C$14.99
  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge...

    C$12.99
  • Goth Cat Ornament

    Goth Cat Ornament

    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" tall, hand-blown glass bat cat ornament looks so natural...

    C$23.99
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    Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag

    A popular practical joke item, the Bed Bug Bugfetti is simple and fun. This bed bug gag gift contains 10 grams of black bug-shaped black confetti pieces. Each piece of confetti looks like a tiny bug with little legs and a rounded body...

    C$7.99
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    Mr. Atomic Robot

    With his swinging arms and vintage look, Mr. Atomic moves his feet as he walks forward! Just wind him up and watch as he twists and turns across any smooth surface. Details: Dimensions: Robot measures 4" tall  Materials: Tin  Packaging:...

    C$32.99
  • Because Wine Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    Because Kids Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    This double-wall insulated stainless steel wine tumbler doesn't judge...it understands that everyone needs a few glasses of wine now and then, especially when they have kids! Our wine tumblers are made of double walled stainless steel and include a...

    C$26.99
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    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

    C$9.99
  • Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Sometimes self-care can be a squeeze away. Place in hand and squeeze, one for each fist. Repeat as needed, really whenever. Includes 2 stress balls with the phrases "Adulting Ain't Easy" and "Stress Level = 2007 Britney" Details: Contains 2 stress...

    C$14.99
  • Hoop-La Headband Game Play Hoop-La for hours of fun

    Hoop-La Headband Hoop Game

    Turn any gathering into a hoopla of laughter with the Hoop-La headband hoop game, where players must toss balls into a basket strapped to a teammate's head!. This game adds a twist to the traditional ball toss, making it a head-spinning challenge that...

    C$14.99
  • Happy Gum Happy Gum

    Happy Gum

    Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. This gum makes your life less crappy - at least while you're chewing it. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Grinch New Baby Bib

    Grinch New Baby Bib

    Everyone's favourite Christmas curmudgeon has never looked cuter! Enesco is pleased to introduce the Grinch Baby collection from Izzy & Oliver. Your little one will be the cutest, messiest Grinch around.   Details: One size fits most...

    C$19.99
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    Tumbling Santa with Parachute

    This kitschy parachuted Santa is on a mission to deliver presents to kids around the world. He will flip, swing and tumble his way to success! Details: Flips, tumbles and swings  Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) Packaging: Full colour...

    C$19.99
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    Baby's First Hot Pepper Challenge - Bib and Teether Set

    Make the laughs go viral with this coordinating set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and red chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich with a waterproof layer of TPU to...

    C$29.99