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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Front Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Back Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Inside Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Packaging Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

    C$14.99
  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99
  • Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear - Side View

    Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear

    This sweet bear wants to play peek-a-boo with you! He wears a red, white and green striped scarf around his neck, and his hands are over his eyes . When you press his foot he moves his hands away and says, "Peek-a-boo!" while letting out a sweet...

    C$27.99
  • Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    The Legend - The Bandit Handmade terracotta pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks your Burt Reynolds Chia Pet will achieve maximum...

    C$32.99
  • Screamin' Goat Screamin' Goat

    Screamin' Goat

    You squeeze it, and it'll scream just like the goats on the internet. It's the perfect gift to put a smile on their face!   Details: Dimensions: 9" long  

    C$7.99
  • Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Our super festive wine glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life (even if it's yourself), bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! Kick back and relax with a much-needed glass, or bottle, of much deserved wine! The unique design of the...

    C$22.99
  • Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    This wine glass is a unique gift for the wine lover in your life, bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! The unique design of the glass gives it a fun twist on what could otherwise be an ordinary holiday wine glass. This adorable wine glass is...

    C$32.99
  • Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Winning top honors at the Ugly Sweater holiday party isn't as easy as firing up the Amazon app and whipping out the credit card. It takes a whole new level of dedication, and we've got the perfect gag. Our new Ugly Sweater Coffee Mug puts you in a...

    C$19.99
  • Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Let's Get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Get Lit this holiday and let everyone know! Our LED Holiday Beer Glass will light up any holiday party. Just fill it up and select one of 3 lighting modes. It's a great gift for holiday parties, gift swaps, and more, even if it's for yourself...

    C$22.99
  • Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    From the hallowed halls of Nevermore Academy comes a Chia pet of most macabre kind, the Wednesday Addams Chia Pet! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

    C$32.99
  • Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson In Box Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Empty Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Full

    Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson

    Got herb on your mind? We know Willie Nelson always does and now you can grow your own herb garden just like Willie! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

    C$32.99
  • Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker

    Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Pixie Caps Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" x 2.5"

    C$3.99
  • Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker

    Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Technicolor Yawn Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 4" x...

    C$3.99
  • Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    The ultimate snacktivity tray. Match Up is an interactive snack tray that doubles as a game! Kids will be entertained and inspired to eat as they pop open mystery doors two at a time to find snack matches. It’s just like traditional memory, but...

    C$29.99
  • Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups

    Mushroom Measuring Cups

    This set of 6 dry measuring cups have a perfect ratio of cute-to-convenience. Mushrooms Cups perfectly nest together so you’ll spend less time foraging for the right-sized cup. Accurately measuring 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup,...

    C$22.99
  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:...

    C$11.99
  • The Sound Machine The Sound Machine

    The Sound Machine

    Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha.

    C$18.99
  • Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Invite a touch of mystery and folklore into your garden with this Bigfoot garden statue – a whimsical guardian of your greenery! This elusive yet endearing creature adds a dash of intrigue and charm, turning your outdoor space into a playful...

    C$29.99
  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

    C$14.99
  • Family Blankeez Prank Pack Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Rear Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Packaging

    Family Blankeez Large Prank Gift Box

    Give the gift of cozy deception with our prank gift box for the 'Blankeez Family-Size Hooded Blanket' – the ultimate surprise that's sure to hoodwink your loved ones. Inside this deceiving packaging lies endless laughter as you watch them open the...

    C$8.99
  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$27.99
  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a...

    C$7.99
  • The Singing Christmas Tree toy

    The Singing Christmas Tree Musical Plush

    Click the VIDEOS tab to see the Singing Christmas Tree in action! Put some kitsch into your Christmas when you sing along with this wacky singing & dancing Christmas Tree. Hear him belt out Jingle Bells as he grooves from side to side. Sure to make...

    C$29.99