Holiday Sloth Pooper Candy Dispenser – Slow. Sweet. Slightly Disturbing.
It’s the poop-tacular sequel nobody asked for—but everyone needs. Introducing the Holiday Sloth Pooper: the slowest, chillest, most adorably weird candy dispenser to ever drop a load… of sweets, of course.
This wind-up wonder waddles at sloth-speed and leaves a delicious trail of tiny candy nuggets behind like a true digestive legend. Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a lazy woodland creature popping out candy one hard drop at a time.
The Holiday Sloth comes with assorted hard candy “poops”. Totally edible. Questionably respectable. It's perfect for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, or that friend who owns way too many sloth-themed coffee mugs.
Whether you’re here for the candy, the chaos, or just the sweet satisfaction of watching a sloth drop treats out its backside, this pooper’s got your back(side).
Slow and steady wins the poop.
Details:
- Net Wt 0.28oz (8g)
- For Ages 3 & up
