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  • Racing Sloth Racing Sloth

    Racing Sloth

    THEY’RE A HILARIOUS AND CUTE OXYMORON Racing Sloths that are built for speed, but prefer to stroll. When actual sloths join together in competition, they compete to be the slowest. In our imagined version, these Racing Sloths are wheeled...

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  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing...

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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

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  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can arrange to your heart's desire. The package is designed to...

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  • Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when...

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  • Squeaky Pickle Squeaky Pickle

    Squeaky Pickle

    A PICKLE WITH PERFECTLY POSITIVE PERSONALITY You knew pickles could yodel, but we’ve upped the game with our Squeak Pickle. In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if we crossed our Squawking Chicken with a pickle. The...

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  • Axolotl Air Freshener

    Axolotl Air Freshener

    SMELLS LIKE A SMILE When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by bubbles. Not to mention, this 4.75" tall, heavy cardstock air freshener...

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  • Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener

    Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener

    FEELING DOWN? HAVE A LITTLE FUNGUS! Hopefully, your car isn’t so musty it has actual mushrooms in it. This Mushroom Air Freshener is so realistic, you’ll feel like a gnome every time you drive. This 3.75" tall Mushroom Air Freshener smells...

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  • Splat Possum Splat Possum

    Splat Possum

    EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat the possum! Happy? Celebrate with a possum toss! Splat...

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  • Squishy Bigfoot Squishy Bigfoot BFF Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and...

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  • Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas are also adorable. These soft vinyl Itty Bitty City...

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  • Office Squirrel Office Squirrel

    Office Squirrel

    YOUR SQUIRREL FRIDAY   You don’t have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! The Office Squirrel is an 8-1/2" tall, stuffed latex squirrel with bendable, posable arms that would be really happy to hang on your monitor and complain...

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  • Pickle Candy in Tin

    Pickle Candy in Tin

    THIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUS If you like a pickle, you’ll love Pickle Candy! These green and white striped hard candies look like something grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza. But, if she tasted one of these, she’d be in for a...

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  • Sega Sonic the Hedgehog Lanyard Sega Sonic the Hedgehog Lanyard Sega Sonic the Hedgehog Lanyard Sega Sonic the Hedgehog Lanyard

    Sega Sonic the Hedgehog Lanyard

    This Sonic the Hedgehog lanyard features a 2" Rubber Sonic The Hedgehog character and collectible sticker. Great for young and old video game enthusiasts of the Sega speedster, Sonic! The lanyard has a classic video game graphic design on one side,...

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  • Kissing Kooler - Strawberry Fizz Kissing Kooler - Strawberry Fizz

    Kissing Kooler - Strawberry Fizz

    Tinted lip balm - Our Strawberry Fizz Kissing Kooler tinted flavored lip balm has a splash of color and shine. Details: Dimensions: .5"W X 2.5"H X .5"D Flavour: Strawberry Fizz 4.25g

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  • Kissing Kooler - Bubble Gum Kissing Kooler - Bubble Gum

    Kissing Kooler - Bubble Gum

    Tinted lip balm - Our Bubble Gum Kissing Kooler tinted flavored lip balm has a splash of color and shine. Details: Dimensions: .5"W X 2.5"H X .5"D Flavour: Bubble Gum 4.25g

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  • Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - Brown Complete Collection

    Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - Brown

    Adopt and name your very own Pound Puppy Newborn! These super soft plush Pound Puppies are the perfect size and shape to hug and cuddle! Includes adorable removable Coloured diaper! They are soft, fuzzy babies who need someone to adopt them and take care...

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  • Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - Black Complete Collection

    Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - Black

    Adopt and name your very own Pound Puppy Newborn! These super soft plush Pound Puppies are the perfect size and shape to hug and cuddle! Includes adorable removable Coloured diaper! They are soft, fuzzy babies who need someone to adopt them and take care...

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  • Kangaroo Jack in the Box In Box Kangaroo Jack in the Box Front Kangaroo Jack in the Box Back

    Kangaroo and Baby Too Jack-In-The-Box

    Features an adorable momma and baby kangaroo pair. Baby kangaroo is a finger puppet! Embossed tin. Plays “Pop Goes the Weasel”. Details: • A classic Schylling Jack in the box with a unique difference, the baby Kangaroo comes out of the...

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  • Classic Jaw Harp Classic Jaw Harp OOP

    Classic Jaw Harp

    A fun and easy way to join the band! Just place it between your teeth or lips and pluck the tongue. Change your mouth shape to alter the tone. The Jaw Harp is full of boinging fun! Details: Dimensions: 2.25"W X 4"H X 1.5"D Packaging:...

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  • Down Under Aussie Style Licorice - Green Apple

    Down Under Aussie Style Licorice - Green Apple

    Best Before 12/25 Enjoy the chewy and flavorful taste of authentic Australian licorice, made with premium ingredients and available in a variety of classic and exotic flavors, perfect for satisfying your sweet cravings with a unique twist...

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  • Silly Putty Silly Putty Inside the Egg! Silly Putty Newsprint trick

    Original Silly Putty

    Stretch your imagination with Silly Putty, the timeless classic! Its unique blend of bouncing, molding, and stretching action has been an important part of childhood since 1950. This pliable putty not only bounces high and stretches thin, but...

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  • Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Our super festive wine glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life (even if it's yourself), bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! Kick back and relax with a much-needed glass, or bottle, of much deserved wine! The unique design of the...

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  • Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    This wine glass is a unique gift for the wine lover in your life, bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! The unique design of the glass gives it a fun twist on what could otherwise be an ordinary holiday wine glass. This adorable wine glass is...

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  • Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Winning top honors at the Ugly Sweater holiday party isn't as easy as firing up the Amazon app and whipping out the credit card. It takes a whole new level of dedication, and we've got the perfect gag. Our new Ugly Sweater Coffee Mug puts you in a...

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  • Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Let's Get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Get Lit this holiday and let everyone know! Our LED Holiday Beer Glass will light up any holiday party. Just fill it up and select one of 3 lighting modes. It's a great gift for holiday parties, gift swaps, and more, even if it's for yourself...

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  • Cotton Candy Slap Bracelet Watch Cotton Candy Slap Bracelet Watch

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Cotton Candy

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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  • Sports Slap Bracelet Watch Sports Slap Bracelet Watch

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Sports

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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  • Black Ops Slap Bracelet Watch Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Black Ops

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Black Ops

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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  • Checkered Flag Slap Bracelet Watch Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Checkered Flag

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Checkered Flag

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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  • Skull Party Slap Bracelet Watch Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Skull Party

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Skull Party

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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  • Sassy Sequins Slap Bracelet Watch Sassy Sequins Slap Bracelet Watch

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Sassy Sequins

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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  • Donut Hearts Slap Bracelet Watch OOP Donut Hearts Slap Bracelet Watch In Box

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Donut Hearts

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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