Original Silly Putty Stretch your imagination with Silly Putty, the timeless classic! Its unique blend of bouncing, molding, and stretching action has been an important part of childhood since 1950. This pliable putty not only bounces high and stretches thin, but... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Screamin' Goat You squeeze it, and it'll scream just like the goats on the internet. It's the perfect gift to put a smile on their face! Details: Dimensions: 9" long MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Black Ops BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Sassy Sequins BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Unicorn Keychain Who says unicorns don't exist? Make everyone believers with this cute keychain. MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Space Gun LED Keychain Fend off alien intruders with this space gun key chain! When pressed, this novelty keychain flashes red and make a classic ray gun beam sound. MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Moral support for tangled cables. Unravel the magic of organization with Fred’s Trip Wires — mushroom cable ties that add some woodland whimsy to your cable chaos. Each set of 2 is constructed from flexible silicone and zinc wire. MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Magic Sprout Bookmarks Set of 4 No need to go foraging for the last page you read – these mini-mushroom bookmarks easily sprout where you left off! Magic Sprouts are made of soft, flexible silicone and includes four bookmarks in two shades and lengths, measuring 2″ and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
The Sound Machine Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Littlest Pet Shop Pet Surprise Kids and 'kidults' alike will love collecting this new generation of Littlest Pet Shop! Each LPS Surprise Box contains 1 special bobblin' head pet, 1 adorable accessory, 1 collector's card, 1 virtual code, and 1 collector's guide. With the Pet Surprise... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Grow a Boyfriend Tired of waiting for Mr. Right? Grow a Boyfriend - because who needs dating apps when you can cultivate your perfect match in the comfort of your own home? He won't steal the remote or forget your anniversary, and bonus points: zero drama, just add... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.79 Add to Cart
Grow a Girlfriend Grow a Girlfriend: the perfect solution for a low-maintenance relationship that's literally low-maintenance. Just add water, and watch your new companion grow into a fantastic friend who never argues, always listens, and conveniently fits in your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.79 Add to Cart
The Original Hand Boiler Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Magic 8 Squeeze Ball Stress Toy The Magic 8 Squeeze Ball is your pocket-sized oracle for stress relief, providing answers to life's dilemmas with a playful squeeze and a side of squishy satisfaction. Embrace the magic of stress-busting as you knead away worries and let the whimsical... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
The Amazing Silly Straw Drinking Glasses Sip and giggle with the Silly Straw drinking glasses. These whimsical wonders turn every beverage into a playful journey as you enjoy your favourite drinks through colorful, twisty paths. With these wacky straws, your sips come with an extra dose of fun,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
The BULLSHIT Button This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Bluey Mash'ems Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures inclue Bluey and his... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Electronic Yodelling Pickle THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Gumby and Pokey Gumbitty 3-Inch Bendable Figures He was once a little green slab of clay, but now Gumby and his pony pal Pokey are 3-inch mini bendable figures! These iconic pals are fun and flexible! Details: 3 inches tall each Ages 3+ MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
A Sack of Shit Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details: Turds vary in size from 2" to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Magnetic Baby Face AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
The F*CK Button This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Finger Cats Finally, a cat that does what you want it to do! Now you can always have a cat at the tip of your fingers! They come in four different styles (breeds) and are perfect for putting on a kitty puppet show that is almost certainly guaranteed to annoy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Dashboard Jesus The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 4'' Jesus figure... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Instant Audience Button You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Amazing Drinking Bird Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Own Your Own Home Figurine Want to buy a house but don't have the cash? Finally own the house of your dreams with the Own Your Own Home! This funny figurine is a pocket sized red house to carry around while you dream! MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Sunny the Blobfish While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like, “Blobfish, Blobfish, looks... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Cleaning Kitties Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Hedgehog Finger Puppets If there were ever a pageant of animals with quills, hedgehogs would probably win. (Although, have you seen that video of a porcupine eating corn?) This set of four 1-3/4" tall, soft vinyl hedgehog finger puppets comes in an assortment of four different... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Wind-Up Perky Pigeon Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
