Poop Stress Toy

When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be...

F**k Boy Stress Toy

Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your...

Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

Velma Talking Bust and Illustrated Book Mini Kit

The Velma Talking Bust and Illustrated Book Mini Kit is a delightful collectible for fans of the iconic character from Scooby-Doo. This officially licensed kit features a 3.5-inch talking bust of...

Cleaning Cat Air Freshener

The Cleaning Cat Air Freshener is a delightful way to keep your space smelling fresh while adding a playful touch to your decor. Featuring a charming cat design, this air freshener releases a...

Disappointed Sigh Button

AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s...

Emergency Monkey Button

MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a...

Handerpants

UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs...

Office Squirrel

YOUR SQUIRREL FRIDAY   You don’t have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! The Office Squirrel is an 8-1/2" tall, stuffed latex squirrel with bendable, posable arms that would

Looney Tunes Hair Scrunchies 3-Pack

Lion King 3-Pack Scrunchie Set

Sunny the Blobfish

While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes...

Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets (per each)

Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger...

Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

We're going to let you in on a secret that, until now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters: googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful,...

Air Freshener - Squirrel in Underpants

It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This 4-3/4" tall air...

The Screaming Christmas Goat Mini Kit

He's baaaaack! This very merry Christmas version of the wildly popular original screaming goat is perfect as gag gifts at office holiday parties, gifting to your friends, or just adding some festive...

Finger Hands

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm. Available...

Emergency Underpants in Tin

DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now...

Flashing Holiday Beverage Bulb

‘Tis the season to sip! Perfect for all ages, these fun oversized bulbs light up from the bottom with three flash modes and a festive paper straw. Great for parties and events, holiday travel, and...

Diving Sub Tub Toy

This Diving Sub Tub Toy is powered by baking powder! This retro submarine toy will surface and dive in the water over and over to keep bath time fun.  Details: Materials: Plastic Packaging:...

Record Your Own Message Button

NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an...

Emergency Goat Button

GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids,...

Instant Audience Button

You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you...

Bigfoot Air Freshener

Let Bigfoot fill your car with the scent from his native habitat with our pine-scented Bigfoot Air Freshener. He measures 5 inches long and can be hung in your car, RV, or any place else you please...

Christmas Giraffe Tissues

This pack of durable face tissues features an illustrated pattern of giraffe who is ready for the holidays! Details: 4-ply tissue 10 pieces in a resealable package Made in Germany 

Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in...

TY Beanie Bouncers - Stripes

Throw them, catch them, bounce them! TY Beanie Bouncers are highly tactile, brightly coloured and very collectable. They're a soft plush toy that Bounces! Get ready to bounce into fun with Stripes,...

World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

Celebrate sass with the "World's Biggest Bitch" Trophy! This tongue-in-cheek award features a bold design, making it a hilarious gift for that unapologetically fierce friend or as a playful gag gift...

TY Beanie Bouncers - Sebastien

The TY Beanie Bouncers - Sebastien is an adorable, round alien plush with a bright green, fuzzy body and a friendly smile! With large, sparkly black eyes, cute stitched details, and little antennae,...

Five Nights at Freddy's SquishMe Blind Bag Figure

These Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach series 2 SquishMes are super slow rising once squeezed making it fun for children and adults. Each package contains one random character in a blind bag...

Rocky Horror Picture Show Magnetic Bookmarks Set of 4

These magnetic Rocky Horror Picture Show bookmarks allow you to pull out the aces when the time is right by saving your place. Simply slip the magnet on top of the page and watch as the magnets snap...

LEGO Classic - Large Creative Brick Box

Build up a storm with this big box of classic LEGO bricks in 33 different colors. With lots of different windows and doors, along with other special pieces to inspire you, you can really run with...

TY Beanie Bouncers - Spots

Throw them, catch them, bounce them! TY Beanie Bouncers are highly tactile, brightly coloured and very collectable. They're a soft plush toy that Bounces!  "Spots" is a bouncy leopard plush with a...

Christmas Vacation Sticker Sheet

The Christmas Vacation Lucky Stickers - Christmas Vacation Sticker Sheet includes a fun assortment of iconic quotes and scenes from the classic holiday film. Featuring memorable moments and...

4-Piece Cannabis Grinders in 6 Styles - Christmas Mix

These fun and functional grinders will bring a dash of whimsy to your Christmas. From vibrant illustrations to smooth functionality, these grinders will add a refreshing pop to your herbal enjoyment,...

Hello Santa Tissues

This pack of durable face tissues features an illustrated pattern of a super cute and happy Santa with his hands out. Details: 4-ply tissue 10 pieces in a resealable package Made in Germany