Holiday Perfect Man Hot Chocolate Bomb – He’s Melty, He’s Marshmallowy, He’s Literally Perfect
They said the perfect man doesn’t exist… but then he showed up. Tall, dark, melty, and full of marshmallows. That’s right—meet your new holiday heartthrob: The Perfect Man Hot Chocolate Bomb.
He’s sweet.
He’s rich.
He melts under pressure (but in a good way).
And yeah, he’s packing mini marshmallows where it counts. And he comes dressed to impress (shirtless, naturally).
Drop him gently into a steamy mug of hot milk and watch the magic unfold. His chocolate shell slowly melts away, releasing a flurry of fluffy marshmallows like a Hallmark movie climax. He may be made of cocoa, but he’s got real main character energy.
Makes a hilariously delicious stocking stuffer, a perfect gift for secret Santas or your cocoa-loving situationship.
Whether you're buying for yourself (because self-care) or gifting someone who’s into tall, melty drinks with great taste in sweaters, this is THE Christmas treat.
Warning: May cause unrealistic expectations of actual men.
Details:
- Net Wt 1.76oz (50g)
- Hollow Milk Chocolate and Mini Marshmallows
- Contains Milk & Soy
