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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Worst Gift Ever Socks for Men Front View - Worst Gift Ever Socks Lifestyle Shot - Men's Worst Gift Ever Socks

    Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -...

    C$18.99
  • This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

    C$18.99
  • Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks Front

    Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

    C$18.99
  •  I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love...

    C$16.99
  • Screamin' Goat Screamin' Goat

    Screamin' Goat

    You squeeze it, and it'll scream just like the goats on the internet. It's the perfect gift to put a smile on their face!   Details: Dimensions: 9" long  

    C$7.99
  • Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Our super festive wine glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life (even if it's yourself), bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! Kick back and relax with a much-needed glass, or bottle, of much deserved wine! The unique design of the...

    C$22.99
  • Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    This wine glass is a unique gift for the wine lover in your life, bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! The unique design of the glass gives it a fun twist on what could otherwise be an ordinary holiday wine glass. This adorable wine glass is...

    C$32.99
  • Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Winning top honors at the Ugly Sweater holiday party isn't as easy as firing up the Amazon app and whipping out the credit card. It takes a whole new level of dedication, and we've got the perfect gag. Our new Ugly Sweater Coffee Mug puts you in a...

    C$19.99
  • Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    We took Getting Lit literally and put one of the best parts about the holidays in the palm of your hand. Our LED Holiday Beer Glass will light up the holiday party. Just fill it up and select one of 3 lighting modes. It's a great gift for holiday...

    C$22.99
  • Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    From the hallowed halls of Nevermore Academy comes a Chia pet of most macabre kind, the Wednesday Addams Chia Pet! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

    C$32.99
  • Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson In Box Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Empty Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Full

    Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson

    Got herb on your mind? We know Willie Nelson always does and now you can grow your own herb garden just like Willie! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

    C$32.99
  • Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    The ultimate snacktivity tray. Match Up is an interactive snack tray that doubles as a game! Kids will be entertained and inspired to eat as they pop open mystery doors two at a time to find snack matches. It’s just like traditional memory, but...

    C$29.99
  • Pickled Corkscrew Pickled Corkscrew

    Pickled Corkscrew

    For your favorite brine snob. When it’s time to relish a dillightful bottle of wine, reach for Fred’s Pickled corkscrew and everything will be just brine. This quality, multi-functional bar tool includes a foil cutter and double-hinged lever...

    C$24.99
  • Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups

    Mushroom Measuring Cups

    This set of 6 dry measuring cups have a perfect ratio of cute-to-convenience. Mushrooms Cups perfectly nest together so you’ll spend less time foraging for the right-sized cup. Accurately measuring 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup,...

    C$22.99
  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:...

    C$11.99
  • The Sound Machine The Sound Machine

    The Sound Machine

    Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha.

    C$18.99
  • Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Invite a touch of mystery and folklore into your garden with this Bigfoot garden statue – a whimsical guardian of your greenery! This elusive yet endearing creature adds a dash of intrigue and charm, turning your outdoor space into a playful...

    C$29.99
  • Snoopy Garden Statue

    Snoopy Garden Statue

    Bring a dose of heartwarming friendship to your garden with this Snoopy garden statue. Peanuts pals Snoopy and Woodstock spread joy with an everlasting embrace. Not just a garden decoration; it's a reminder that an unlikely friendship can bloom into...

    C$29.99
  • Hoop-La Headband Game Play Hoop-La for hours of fun

    Hoop-La Headband Hoop Game

    Turn any gathering into a hoopla of laughter with the Hoop-La headband hoop game, where players must toss balls into a basket strapped to a teammate's head!. This game adds a twist to the traditional ball toss, making it a head-spinning challenge that...

    C$14.99
  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

    C$9.99
  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

    C$14.99
  • Donut Holster Prank Gift Box Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Rear Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Inside Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Donut Holster Large Prank Gift Box

    Keep your favourite treats at arm's length! This prank gift box is perfect for anyone that enjoys eating and convenience. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact,...

    C$9.99
  • Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Rear Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Inside Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Packaging Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box - Lifestyle

    Plant Urinal Large Prank Gift Box

    Fool your friends until they pull their real gift out of this funny box. Plant Urinal is America’s number one choice to prank those with green thumbs or small bladders. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone...

    C$8.99
  • NapSack Small Prank Gift Box NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Rear NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Size Comparison NapSack Small Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    NapSack Small Prank Gift Box

    Everyone on your gift list loves a good nap and a good joke. This prank gift box is ideal for travelers, students or anyone who never shuts up about how tired they are. Just hide their real gift inside.    This little prank gift box holds...

    C$6.99
  • Family Blankeez Prank Pack Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Rear Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Packaging

    Family Blankeez Large Prank Gift Box

    Give the gift of cozy deception with our prank gift box for the 'Blankeez Family-Size Hooded Blanket' – the ultimate surprise that's sure to hoodwink your loved ones. Inside this deceiving packaging lies endless laughter as you watch them open the...

    C$8.99
  • Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Front Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Rear Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Inside Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Tidy Tips Large Prank Gift Box

    This prank gift box looks like the most terrible cleaning invention ever. Put your real gift inside for a puzzled look from the person on your list. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Front Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Back Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Inside Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Packaging Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$8.99
  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$27.99
  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

    C$14.99
  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

    C$14.99
  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a...

    C$7.99
  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99