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  • Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Gizmo Packaged View Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Gizmo Unpackaged View

    Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Singing Gizmo

    From the classic 1980s movie Gremlins, this adorable Gizmo plush can’t wait to entertain you! Just turn him on and watch him sing and dance. Gizmo features lifelike fur with plastic molded ears, hands and feet. Be sure not to get him...

    C$49.99
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  • Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? - Box View

    Hell You Looking At? - Say Anything Mug

    This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking at?"  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full...

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  • Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set - box view

    Baby's First Hot Pepper Challenge - Bib and Teether Set

    Make the laughs go viral with this coordinating set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and red chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich with a waterproof layer of TPU to...

    MSRP: C$29.99
    Was: C$29.99
    Now: C$19.99
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  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food...

    C$6.99
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  • Bright Eyes 3D Holiday Specs - Set of 4 Glasses Bright Eyes 3D Holiday Specs - Set of 4 Glasses Bright Eyes 3-D Holiday Lights Specs - 4-Pack

    Bright Eyes 3-D Holiday Lights Specs - 4-Pack

    Load the kids in the car and take a drive through holiday lights while wearing these unique Holiday Magic 3D Specs. You'll be amazed when these patented lenses transform ordinary holiday lights into magical holiday images. It’s incredible! These...

    C$14.99
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  • Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker

    Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker

    Sugar-sweet on the outside, hangry on the inside! This pastel rainbow Labubu is clearly in snack mode, with those starry eyes and a sly grin. Featuring soft pink, blue, and purple tones and “HANGRY” in bright blue text, this die-cut sticker...

    C$4.99
  • Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker

    Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker

    Cute, fuzzy, and a little unhinged—Labubu is daring you to take a bite! This die-cut sticker features Labubu in a fuzzy brown suit with sparkly eyes and a wide, toothy grin, standing over bold pink text that reads “EAT ME.” Perfect for...

    C$4.99
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  • Chia Pet: Chucky Chia Pet: Chucky - Evil Side Chia Pet: Chucky - Good Side

    Chia Pet: Chucky

    Come play with the new Chucky Chia Pet! The first Chia Pet to feature two different faces. Enjoy Chucky Chia Pet's good side for innocent fun, but look out! On the other side lurks his evil face for your more sinister moods. Chucky Chia Pet is sure to be...

    C$37.99
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  • Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Pee-Wee Herman is the name, don’t wear it out! Go on your own big adventure and add some quirky greenery to your home or office with this Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet! This handmade Chia Pet is designed after the beloved character Pee-Wee Herman,...

    C$37.99
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  • Chia Pet: Puppy Chia Pet: Puppy Chia Pet: Puppy

    Chia Pet: Puppy

    Get everything you need to grow your own Chia Puppy in one package - a unique pottery planter, drip tray, and chia seed packets for 3 plantings. Achieve full growth in 1-2 weeks with simple 6-step care instructions. Chia planters can be washed and...

    C$34.99
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  • Squishy Poops Squishy Poop Gag Squishy Poops Squishy Poops

    Squishy Poop Gag

    This slow rising squishy toy brings endless joy! Three styles available. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an assortment.

    C$3.99
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  • World's Biggest Stoner Trophy World's Biggest Stoner Trophy

    World's Biggest Stoner Trophy

    Celebrate 4:20 vibes with the "World's Biggest Stoner" Trophy! Featuring a fun and playful design, this award is the perfect gift for your chillest friend or as a humorous addition to any party. A lighthearted way to honour the ultimate cannabis...

    C$16.99
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  • World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    Bring on the laughs with the "World's Biggest Piece of Shit" Trophy! This over-the-top gag award is perfect for lighthearted humour at parties, office pranks, or as a playful gift for your most sarcastic friend. Sure to be the centerpiece of hilarious...

    C$16.99
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  • OJ Delivery Truck Air Freshener OJ's Bronco Air Freshener

    OJ Truck Air Freshener (shaped like OJ's Bronco)

    Buckle up! This cheeky air freshener is shaped like O.J. Simpson’s infamous white Bronco and smells unmistakably like OJ—yep, fresh, zesty orange juice. It’s a nostalgic nod with a wink, turning your rearview mirror to the scene of...

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  • Shut The Hell Up Cinnamon Gum

    Shut The Hell Up Cinnamon Gum

    ​The Shut The Hell Up Cinnamon Gum by Blue Q is a bold and humorous way to express your sentiments. Each pack contains 8 pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum, perfect for those moments when words just aren't enough. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual...

    C$2.99
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  • Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg Chicken and Popping Egg

    Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg

    The Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg toy is a whimsical stress-relief gadget designed to amuse and entertain. Crafted from soft rubber, this toy features a hollow chicken with a concealed egg inside. When squeezed, the egg humorously pops out from the...

    C$5.99
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  • Dog Jokes Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes is a fun collection of pun-filled and tail-waggingly funny jokes for dog lovers of all ages. Packed with clever wordplay and canine-themed humour, this book is perfect for sharing laughs with family, friends, or even your furry companion. A...

    C$9.99
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  • Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    The "Broccoli Buddies" Large Cereal Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a faux cereal box. Measuring 9.4 inches by 12.5 inches by 2.5 inches, this empty box features a playful design that adds an...

    C$9.99
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  • Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    The "Shrimp Smacks" Large Cereal Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous prop designed to resemble a cereal box featuring a fictitious shrimp-flavored breakfast cereal. Measuring 9.4 inches by 12.5 inches by 2.5 inches, this empty box allows you to...

    C$9.99
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  • TikTot: Baby Influencer - Large Prank Gift Box TikTot Large Prank Gift Box

    TikTot: Baby Influencer - Large Prank Gift Box

    The TikTot Large Prank Gift Box is a hilarious gag packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a ridiculous fake product. Featuring absurdly detailed graphics and descriptions, it adds an extra layer of fun and confusion before the big reveal...

    C$9.99
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  • Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors...

    C$5.99
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  • Jalapeno Candy Canes

    Jalapeno Candy Canes

    These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavour of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for Christmas, you could do worse than this pack of six 5-1/4" tall candy canes with red and...

    C$10.99
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  • Christmas Dad Jokes Christmas Dad Jokes

    Christmas Dad Jokes

    Make this holiday season extra special with our hilarious collection of Christmas Dad Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or as a stocking stuffer, this book is packed with groan-worthy puns and clever quips that celebrate the festive...

    C$9.99
  • Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Deck the halls with a jar of briny delight! This glass Christmas ornament showcases a miniature jar of pickles, complete with its crisp green hue and a twist of festive flair, promising a tangy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to tickle your...

    C$27.99
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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

    C$19.99
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  • Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food! Macaroni and cheese has become a holiday family...

    C$10.99
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  • Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets (per each)

    Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a...

    C$3.50
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  • Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    We're going to let you in on a secret that, until now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters: googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic...

    C$7.99
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  • Air Freshener - Squirrel in Underpants

    Air Freshener - Squirrel in Underpants

    It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This 4-3/4" tall air freshener with forest fresh scent comes with a string for...

    C$5.99
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  • Worst Gift Ever Socks for Men Front View - Worst Gift Ever Socks Lifestyle Shot - Men's Worst Gift Ever Socks

    Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -...

    C$21.99
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  • Michael Myers Chia Pet Halloween Chia Pet Grown

    Chia Pet: Michael Myers

    They say you can’t control evil, but now you can grow evil with the Michael Myers Chia Pet! The silently stalking slasher is back, but instead of stabbing, he will be sprouting. Have Halloween horror of the first-order with...

    C$37.99
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  • Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set Front Side

    Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

    Our Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set features two ceramic pigs going hog wild! These salt & pepper dispensers are sure to shake things up at your next meal! Go ahead, ham it up—but don’t get salty if someone gets...

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  • This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

    C$21.99
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  • Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks Front

    Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

    C$21.99
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