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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • The Classic Sound Machine The Classic Sound Machine

    The Classic Sound Machine

    Bring instant fun to any moment with The Classic Sound Machine! Packed with a variety of hilarious and iconic sound effects at the press of a button, it’s perfect for pranks, parties, classrooms, or...

    C$22.99
  • Breakfast is Served Salt & Pepper Set Breakfast is Served Salt & Pepper Set Breakfast is Served Salt & Pepper Set

    Breakfast is Served Salt & Pepper Set

    A novelty Salt and Pepper set that's sure to start a breakfast conversation! This set comes complete with one shaker in the shape of eggs, and the other in the shape of bacon, all resting on a plate...

    C$21.99
  • Golden Middle Finger Customizable Trophy

    Golden F-U Finger Customizable Trophy

    An amusing trophy to let someone know how truly special they are! Recognize the Champion-Level Fucker in your home, office, or team with the Golden FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully...

    C$34.99
  • Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift

    Prank Gift: Timbits Donut Hole Holster

    Grab your Timbits, Canada! The "Donut Hole Holster" is a novelty prank gift designed to amuse and surprise recipients. It humorously presents itself as a wearable holster for Timbits, adding a...

    C$9.99
  • World's Biggest Dick Trophy World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    Make a bold statement with the "World's Biggest Dick" Trophy! Featuring a cheeky design, this humorous award is perfect for lighthearted gifting or as a playful gag at parties. A guaranteed laugh and...

    C$16.99
  • Giant I Love To Fart Mug

    Giant I Love To Fart Mug

    Make lunchtime and meetings more entertaining with our I Love To Fart Mug! It's a giant 22 oz mug, perfect for any kitchen or office. A surefire way to get people laughing, it's a great novelty gift...

    C$21.99
  • Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in...

    C$6.99
  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package...

    C$12.99
  • Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Invite a touch of mystery and folklore into your garden with this Bigfoot garden statue – a whimsical guardian of your greenery! This elusive yet endearing creature adds a dash of intrigue and charm,...

    C$32.99
  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden...

    C$16.99
  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a...

    C$7.99
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in...

    C$10.99
  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage...

    Was: C$12.99
    Now: C$5.00
  • Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Gizmo Packaged View Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Gizmo Unpackaged View

    Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Singing Gizmo

    From the classic 1980s movie Gremlins, this adorable Gizmo plush can’t wait to entertain you! Just turn him on and watch him sing and dance. Gizmo features lifelike fur with plastic molded ears,...

    C$49.99
  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the...

    C$6.99
  • Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker

    Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker

    Sugar-sweet on the outside, hangry on the inside! This pastel rainbow Labubu is clearly in snack mode, with those starry eyes and a sly grin. Featuring soft pink, blue, and purple tones and “HANGRY”...

    C$4.99
  • Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker

    Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker

    Cute, fuzzy, and a little unhinged—Labubu is daring you to take a bite! This die-cut sticker features Labubu in a fuzzy brown suit with sparkly eyes and a wide, toothy grin, standing over bold pink...

    C$4.99
  • Chia Pet: Chucky Chia Pet: Chucky - Evil Side Chia Pet: Chucky - Good Side

    Chia Pet: Chucky

    Come play with the new Chucky Chia Pet! The first Chia Pet to feature two different faces. Enjoy Chucky Chia Pet's good side for innocent fun, but look out! On the other side lurks his evil face for...

    C$37.99
  • Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Pee-Wee Herman is the name, don’t wear it out! Go on your own big adventure and add some quirky greenery to your home or office with this Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet! This handmade Chia Pet is designed...

    C$37.99
  • Chia Pet: Puppy Chia Pet: Puppy Chia Pet: Puppy

    Chia Pet: Puppy

    Get everything you need to grow your own Chia Puppy in one package - a unique pottery planter, drip tray, and chia seed packets for 3 plantings. Achieve full growth in 1-2 weeks with simple 6-step...

    C$34.99
  • World's Biggest Stoner Trophy World's Biggest Stoner Trophy

    World's Biggest Stoner Trophy

    Celebrate 4:20 vibes with the "World's Biggest Stoner" Trophy! Featuring a fun and playful design, this award is the perfect gift for your chillest friend or as a humorous addition to any party. A...

    C$16.99
  • World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    Bring on the laughs with the "World's Biggest Piece of Shit" Trophy! This over-the-top gag award is perfect for lighthearted humour at parties, office pranks, or as a playful gift for your most...

    C$16.99
  • Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg Chicken and Popping Egg

    Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg

    The Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg toy is a whimsical stress-relief gadget designed to amuse and entertain. Crafted from soft rubber, this toy features a hollow chicken with a concealed egg inside...

    C$5.99
  • Dog Jokes Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes is a fun collection of pun-filled and tail-waggingly funny jokes for dog lovers of all ages. Packed with clever wordplay and canine-themed humour, this book is perfect for sharing laughs...

    C$9.99
  • Jalapeno Candy Canes

    Jalapeno Candy Canes

    These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavour of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for Christmas, you could do worse than this pack of six...

    C$10.99