Bitch, Please Candle Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz. 100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on lid Burn time: Approximate 40 hours Lemon, Lime, Basil scented MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Pencils For A Midlife Crisis WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN? Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Pencils For Dog People IT WAS THE DOG, I SWEAR! Look, I don’t know if you know this about my dog, but he’s verrry gassy. So if you get a whiff of anything remotely off, it was the dog, ok? He’s also responsible for the missing cheesecake in the fridge. I... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Pencils For Dad Jokes SO FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH! Hey, dad! You’ve always said that money doesn’t grow on trees, but maybe dad jokes do! Details: Each box comes with 8 standard No. 2 pencils Packaging: Full colour illustrated box 8 different... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Pencils for The Grammar Police Welcome to the grammar club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about other people’s grammatical errors. Trust me on this point, you're still making some.. Details: Each box comes with 8 standard No. 2... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Human Scum Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Human Scum triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Hot Grandma Summer Retro Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Your Mom Retro Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Nope Retro Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Nope triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
70's Bush Retro Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed 70's Bush triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Moist Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Big Cock Retro Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Manwhore Retro Boxed Bar Soap Immerse yourself in the scent of a true Manwhore with our retro-boxed Manwhore triple-milled bar soap. This raunchy soap has all the edge and attitude you'd expect from a real playboy. Indulge your senses with the ultimate bad-boy experience. Soap... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Match-Up Memory Snack tray The ultimate snacktivity tray. Match Up is an interactive snack tray that doubles as a game! Kids will be entertained and inspired to eat as they pop open mystery doors two at a time to find snack matches. It’s just like traditional memory, but... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Pickled Corkscrew For your favorite brine snob. When it’s time to relish a dillightful bottle of wine, reach for Fred’s Pickled corkscrew and everything will be just brine. This quality, multi-functional bar tool includes a foil cutter and double-hinged lever... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Moral support for tangled cables. Unravel the magic of organization with Fred’s Trip Wires — mushroom cable ties that add some woodland whimsy to your cable chaos. Each set of 2 is constructed from flexible silicone and zinc wire. MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Phony Bologna Sticky Notes A fun way to process your thoughts. Give your workspace a savory spin with Phony Bologna! This set of 155 lunch-meat inspired sticky notes will add a deli-lightful twist to your grocery lists, reminders, and doodles. Each slice measures 3.5" in diameter... MSRP: Was: Now: C$13.99 Add to Cart
Daily Marquee Desk Flipchart A deskside attraction. This is your sign that your desk needs an upgrade. Unleash the roadside charm with Fred’s Daily Marquee. With 52 witty messages, each flip reveals a dose of roadside humor to spark laughter in your workspace. MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Mystic Wicks Birthday Candles Set of 6 Usher in a new age. A celebration is in order — that’s crystal clear! Bring positive energy to your next party with Fred’s Mystic Wicks. Includes 6 crystal-inspired candles, each crafted with a unique design and measuring 5" tall... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Woodland Wicks Birthday Candles Set of 10 Putting the fun in fungi! Make your celebratory moments morel magical with Fred’s Woodland Wicks. This set of 10 charming, mushroom-shaped candles will add an enchanting touch to your next party. Includes two sizes, 2" and 2.75" tall. Packed in a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Relaxolotl Tea Infuser A splash of tranquili-tea. Add a splash of charm to your next cup of tea with Fred’s Relaxolotl. Simply fill with loose leaf tea, hang it on the rim of your mug, and dive into relaxation. This enchanting axolotl is constructed from heat-resistant,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Magic Sprout Bookmarks Set of 4 No need to go foraging for the last page you read – these mini-mushroom bookmarks easily sprout where you left off! Magic Sprouts are made of soft, flexible silicone and includes four bookmarks in two shades and lengths, measuring 2″ and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Mushroom Measuring Cups This set of 6 dry measuring cups have a perfect ratio of cute-to-convenience. Mushrooms Cups perfectly nest together so you’ll spend less time foraging for the right-sized cup. Accurately measuring 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Pickle Erasers Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Sweet Mistakes Chocolate Scented Erasers Indulge your quest for perfection with these Sweet Mistakes chocolate erasers! These delightful scented erasers are the sweetest solution for life’s little mistakes. Each set of 4 is made of BPA-free TPU rubber and packed in a giftable chocolate... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Ramen Sticky Notes Pick up a pack of RAMEN NOTES for instant memos every time. Each reusable zipper-lock bag contains over 150 3-1/2 x 3 inch printed sticky notes - perfect for jotting down grocery lists, quick reminders, or just drawing oodles of doodles... MSRP: Was: Now: C$13.99 Add to Cart
Neat and Novel Sponges - Set of 3 Turn a page on that stack of dirty dishes and start a new chapter! Get cleaning with these Neat & Novel sponges - an exciting edition for this classic chore. Each cleverly designed sponge has three hardworking layers to lock in suds and give your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Shroommates Bag Clips Foraging for fun and functional fungi? These charming Shroommates bag clips work their magic to keep snacks fresh! Constructed from durable ABS plastic and measuring 2.2" x 2.2" x 1.4". Set of 4. Details: Materials: ABS... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Birthday Cake Lip Potion Rollerball Lip Gloss Take a trip back to the Seventies and Eighties with this oh-so-retro roll on Lip Potion! If you remember Kissing Potion, you'll love this organic, ultra shiny, yet non-sticky lip gloss that rolls on with unique rollerball action!... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Cotton Candy Lip Potion Rollerball Lip Gloss Take a trip back to the Seventies and Eighties with this oh-so-retro roll on Lip Potion! If you remember Kissing Potion, you'll love this organic, ultra shiny, yet non-sticky lip gloss that rolls on with unique rollerball action!... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Tropical Punch Lip Potion Rollerball Lip Gloss Take a trip back to the Seventies and Eighties with this oh-so-retro roll on Lip Potion! If you remember Kissing Potion, you'll love this organic, ultra shiny, yet non-sticky lip gloss that rolls on with unique rollerball action!... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Pink Lemonade Lip Potion Rollerball Lip Gloss Take a trip back to the Seventies and Eighties with this oh-so-retro roll on Lip Potion! If you remember Kissing Potion, you'll love this organic, ultra shiny, yet non-sticky lip gloss that rolls on with unique rollerball action!... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Vanilla Lip Potion Rollerball Lip Gloss Take a trip back to the Seventies and Eighties with this oh-so-retro roll on Lip Potion! If you remember Kissing Potion, you'll love this organic, ultra shiny, yet non-sticky lip gloss that rolls on with unique rollerball action!... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Grape Lip Potion Rollerball Lip Gloss Take a trip back to the Seventies and Eighties with this oh-so-retro roll on Lip Potion! If you remember Kissing Potion, you'll love this organic, ultra shiny, yet non-sticky lip gloss that rolls on with unique rollerball action!... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Cherry Smash Lip Potion Rollerball Lip Gloss Take a trip back to the Seventies and Eighties with this oh-so-retro roll on Lip Potion! If you remember Kissing Potion, you'll love this organic, ultra shiny, yet non-sticky lip gloss that rolls on with unique rollerball action!... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Strawberry Swirl Lip Potion Rollerball Lip Gloss Take a trip back to the Seventies and Eighties with this oh-so-retro roll on Lip Potion! If you remember Kissing Potion, you'll love this organic, ultra shiny, yet non-sticky lip gloss that rolls on with unique rollerball action!... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
