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  • Slut Cake Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap

    Slut Cake - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Add a playful twist to your grooming routine with "Slut Cake" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! This premium soap is triple-milled for a rich, creamy lather and long-lasting durability. With its sassy humour and high-quality craftsmanship, it’s the...

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  • Dat Ass Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap Whiskey River Bar Soap

    Dat Ass - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Treat yourself to a cheeky clean with the "Dat Ass" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! Crafted for a luxurious lather, this high-quality soap is triple-milled for a smooth finish and long-lasting use. Packaged in a fun, sassy box, it makes a perfect gift or a...

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  • Jaws Circle Design Fleece Throw Blanket Packaged View of Jaws Circle Design Fleece Throw Blanket

    Jaws (Circle Design) 45" x 60" Fleece Throw Blanket

    The Jaws Fleece Blanket brings the iconic ocean thriller to cozy comfort. This officially licensed 45 x 60-inch throw is crafted from premium 100% polyester fleece that provides exceptional warmth. Perfect for movie nights or as a thoughtful gift for...

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  • Dino Poop Bath Bombs Dino Poop Bath Bombs

    Dino Poop Bath Bombs

    Dino Poop Bath Bombs make bath time a prehistoric adventure with their fun, fizzing design. These bath bombs dissolve in water, releasing vibrant colors and delightful scents while being gentle on the skin. A perfect gift for dino lovers who enjoy a...

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  • Poop Stress Toy in Package Poop Stress Toy in Hand Poop Stress Toy - Out of Package

    Poop Stress Toy

    When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy...

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  • F**k Boy Stress Toy in Package F**k Boy Stress Toy in Hand F**k Boy Stress Toy - Out of Package

    F**k Boy Stress Toy

    Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress! Details: Chad is approx. 5" tall Material: Slow...

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  • Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wooden Wick Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wooden Wick burning

    Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wood Wick (540ml)

    Our Quebec maple syrup candle has a wooden wick that will create the same cozy feeling you get from the smell of Sunday morning pancakes! These natural candles come in a nostalgic maple syrup tin, and the wooden wick creates a lovely crackling sound...

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  • CelebriDucks: KISS the Demon Rubber Duck KISS CelebriDucks KISS The Demon Rubber Duck - Out of Box KISS The Demon Rubber Duck - In Box

    CelebriDucks: The Demon - Tribute to KISS Rubber Duck

    Easily identified by his trademark face paint and stage outfits, KISS – The Demon rubber duck will bring the excitement of a live performance right to your bath tub. Sealed, weighted and floats upright, making him the perfect bath time companion...

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  • Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors...

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  • Skittles Fleece Plush Skittles Fleece Plush Skittles Packaging Plush Pillow with Removeable Pieces

    Skittles Packaging Plush Pillow with Removeable Pieces

    Taste a rainbow of colourful comfort with the Skittles fleece plush! This delightful plush toy (or is it a pillow?) is designed to resemble the iconic Skittles candy package, complete with vibrant colours and detailed stitching. Perfect for Skittles fans...

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  • LankyBox Hooded Blanket Kids LankyBox Hoodie on Model Ultra Comfy LankyBox Hooded Blanket LankyBox Hooded Blanket

    LankyBox Hoodie Blanket for Kids

    Keep cozy when you wear this awesome LankyBox hoodie blanket. This colourful and soft blanket hoodie features a fun LankyBox design straight from the famous YouTube channel! Details: Super soft plush with sherpa lining Oversized fit & side...

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  • Dog Man Hooded Blanket Close Dog Man Hoodie Blanket on Boy Dog Man Hooded Blanket for Kids Dog Man Hooded Blanket on Model Dog Man Youth Hoodie Blanket

    Dog Man Hoodie Blanket for Kids

    Keep cozy when you wear this paw-some Dog Man hoodie blanket. This colourful and soft blanket hoodie features a pattern of Dog Man design straight from the pages of Dav Pilkey's best-selling book series! Details: Super soft plush with sherpa...

    C$39.99
  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

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  • Hot Grandma Summer Boxed Soap Soap

    Hot Grandma Summer - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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