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  • It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle

    It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle

    Uggggggh... How is it only TUESDAY? It’s been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in the next cubicle. Ghod. If he...

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  • It's Ten A.M. Somewhere Candle

    It's Ten A.M. Somewhere Candle

    Amateur hour. 10 A.M? You have to be joshing around. I set my alarm every morning for 5:30 to get the party started. The early bird gets the buzz, as they say. I mean, if you think I'm going to tolerate selling shady car warranties over the phone all...

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  • Alone Time Candle

    Alone Time Candle

    Why you so thick? Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the...

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  • F*ck Yeah Candle F*ck Yeah Candle Lifestyle Shot

    Fuck Yeah Candle

    Fuck yeah! Smells like a celebratory drink.  Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on lid  Burn time: Approximate 40 hours Blueberry...

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  • F*ck It Paint Can-dle F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    F*ck It Paint Can-dle

    Fuck It. I'm done. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Bergamot, tobacco and yuzu scented 

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  • Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

    Let That Shit Go Paint Can-dle

    Let that shit go. It's time. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Sweet release scent: Notes of cucumber, mint and...

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  • Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Rude People Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot

    Rude People - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    Don't let rude people get you down. Instead, light this candle and feel the zen instead of the irritation.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

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  • Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Tin

    When those Sunday Scaries start to hit, light this bottomless mimosa scented emergency ambiance tin candle and breathe in deep.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with...

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  • Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Shit's Fucked - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

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  • F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2 F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1

    Fuck Work - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in.  Details: Dimensions: Tin...

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  • Happy Birthday Party Candles Boxed View - HBD2U Party Candles Perfect Cake Topper!

    Party Candles - HBD2U

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

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  • Blow Me Birthday Candles Fancy That Party Candles - Blow Me

    Party Candles - BLOW ME

    These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration. Choose from 6 sassy phrases to "float" over that special someone's cake. Details: Dimensions: 4.84" x 2.34 x 0...

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  • Birthday Countdown Candle Classic Countdown Birthday Candle (1 - 21 Years) Classic Countdown Birthday Candle

    Classic Countdown Birthday Candle (1 - 21 Years)

    Start a birthday tradition or continue the one you had as a child! Our countdown birthday candle is burned a year at a time to mark the passage of a child's years, from 1 to 21! This countdown birthday candle has been in production for over 30 years and...

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  • Bob Saget Candle

    Bob Saget Danny Tanner Candle

    The patron saint of family comedy himself: none other than Bob Saget! (Also the patron saint of raunchy stand-up comedy; it's complicated!) We were sad to lose Bob suddenly on January 9th, 2022. May his memory live on. Tall white candle, hand poured in...

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  • Schitt's Creek - Alexis and David Candles Schitt's Creek - Alexis Candle Schitt's Creek Candles - David and Alexis

    Schitt's Creek Candles - David and Alexis

    From the hit CBC series, Schitt's Creek, choose from Alexis or David. Or buy both to make a set! Tall white candle, hand poured in Mexico, design and assembled in the USA. Candle wick contains light berry scent. Measures 8" tall Made in United...

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  • Flickering LED Festive Lantern Set Set of 2 Christmas Lanterns Set of 2 Christmas Lanterns

    Festive Metal Flicker Flame Lantern Set of 2

    This handsome set of two festive metal lanterns features a realistic LED flicker candle inside each lantern. The lanterns are embellished with a decorative faux floral accent of pine cones, greenery, red berries, buffalo plaid ribbon and a burlap tie...

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  • Party Candles - OMG WTF Party Candles - OMG WTF - in box

    Party Candles - OMG WTF

    Shout OMG WTF! as this unique birthday candle set "floats" over that special occasion cake. These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration! This candle set features two...

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  • Party Candles - OLD AF Party Candles - OLD AF Party Candles - OLD AF - in box

    Party Candles - OLD AF

    Celebrate the person in your life who is "Old AF" with this unique birthday candle set that "floats" over that special occasion cake. These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any...

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  • Party Candles - HOORAY Party Candles - HOORAY - in box

    Party Candles - HOORAY

    Shout Hooray! as this unique birthday candle set "floats" over that special occasion cake. These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration! This candle lights up with...

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  • Cake Candelabra - Birthday Candle Holder Cake Candelabra - Candle Holder Cake Candelabra - Candle Holder - in box

    Cake Candelabra - Candle Holder

    Insert this fabulous and fancy candelabra into your next celebratory cake, and add a shimmery shower of sparkles to the party. Our Cake Candelabra Candle Holder includes nine candles, and fits standard birthday candles so you can reuse it for years...

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  • Christmas Taper Candles Set of 6 10" Premium Taper Christmas Candles - Pack of 6 10" Premium Taper Candles

    10" Premium Taper Christmas Candles - Pack of 6

    Add a warm, festive glow to your Christmas decor with our 10" Premium Taper Candles. Each pack includes 2 each of red, white and green taper candles.Details:  Dimensions: 10" long Material: Wax Fragrance Free Packaging: Illustrated giftbox

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  • Snowman Mason Jar Candle Snowman Mason Jar Candle

    Snowman Mason Jar Candle

    Our Snowman Mason Jar Candle will add some warm festive flair to your Christmas decor. This soy candle is made in the USA with essential oils that smell like apple and cinnamon. Re-use the glass mason jar for years to come!Details: Dimensions: 7.75 oz...

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  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secular Saint Candle Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secular Saint Candle

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secular Saint Candle

    The Honourable Ruth Bader Ginsburg has joined the pantheon of Secular Saints candles. This colourful candle celebrates the patron of deliberation, opera, and the notorious. Give this candle to someone who needs inspiration to find their...

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  • UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle- back Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418

    Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

    This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!Place it in your studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the...

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  • John Lennon Secular Saint Candle Front View John Lennon Secular Saint Candle Back View

    John Lennon Secular Saint Candle

    Show your devotion to John Lennon, the patron saint of peace and chance, with this colourful votive. The front of the candle features an image of John Lennon, while the back shows his patronage, saint's day (October 9th) and a unique prayer to inspire...

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