Why you so thick?
Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the top of my lungs, you fled the room but went on a texting spree. And that's why I hopped on a bus to Alaska and ditched my phone for soup cans.
Details:
- Dimensions: Glass jar measures 4" x 2.5" x 4"
- Weight of candle is 10 oz.
- Soy candle
- Packaging: Glass jar
- Burn time: Approximate 60 hours
- Smells like a good book and a cup of hot tea. And maybe a nap or two. It's none of your business!
Mom Brain:
✔Do not disturb ✔Don't even text ✔Drop by and die
