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Alone Time Candle

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Why you so thick?

Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the top of my lungs, you fled the room but went on a texting spree. And that's why I hopped on a bus to Alaska and ditched my phone for soup cans.


  • Dimensions: Glass jar measures 4" x 2.5" x 4"
  • Weight of candle is 10 oz. 
  • Soy candle
  • Packaging: Glass jar 
  • Burn time: Approximate 60 hours 
  • Smells like a good book and a cup of hot tea. And maybe a nap or two. It's none of your business! 

Mom Brain:

✔Do not disturb 
✔Don't even text 
✔Drop by and die