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  • Vampire Snot container Display case

    Vampire Snot

    AH-AH-AHCHOO! Tis the spooky season for some freshly sneezed vampire snot to keep your child giggling and entertained for hours on end as they smash, squeeze, pinch and twist this incredibly ooey, gooey, slippy, drippy, nontoxic bloody red...

    C$9.99
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    Harry Potter Diagon Alley 1000pc Puzzle by Aquarius

    Draw your wand, tap the right bricks, and venture into the bustling street of Diagon Alley with this 1000 piece puzzle featuring the famous cobblestoned wizarding shopping alley.  The completed puzzle measures 20 x 28 inches. 1000 Precision cut...

    C$26.99
  • Made In The '90s Mug Front View Made In The '90s Mug Back View Made In The '90s Mug Side View

    Made In The '90s Mug

    Some things never go out of style, they just get better with age. Celebrate the classic born in the 90s with this fly mug by Our Name is Mud. With a rocking red interior and cheetah print, it's perfect for the one who's all that and a bag of chips...

    C$19.99
  • Game Box - A Totally 90s Murder Mystery A Totally 90s Murder Mystery Game Contents - A Totally 90s Murder Mystery Lifestyle Shot - A Totally 90s Murder Mystery

    A 90s Murder Mystery Game

    Someone’s been murdered? Oh snap! Transport your guests back to the 90s as you host an awesome murder mystery night. Will you take a chill pill and uncover the killer?  

    C$39.99
  • Game Box - An Awesome 80s Murder Mystery An Awesome 80s Murder Mystery Game Contents - An Awesome 80s Murder Mystery Lifestyle Shot - 80s Murder Mystery

    An 80s Murder Mystery Game

    As if! Someone’s been murdered? Transport your guests back to the 80s as you host a gnarly murder mystery night. Will you find the killer, or will you end up dealing with the consequences?

    C$39.99
  • You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Greeting Card

    You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Card

    You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out! Be like Ralphie: When you DO shoot your eye out, just lie and say an icicle fell from the garage! Interior: Blank Individually wrapped with a plastic sleeve and a matching envelope Card measures...

    C$6.99
  • Party to the Max Greeting Card

    Party to the Max Greeting Card

    Say it, don't spray it! Revisit the glorious 1980s when you give our Party to the Max greeting card. Looks like it came right from an episode of Saved by the Bell.  Interior: Blank Individually wrapped with a plastic sleeve and a matching...

    C$6.99
  • Beetlejuice 6" Action Figure Toony Terrors Package

    Toony Terrors Beetlejuice 6" Action Figure

    Bring the fun of Saturday morning cartoons to your horror collection with the adorable little creeps of Toony Terrors, NECA’s line of stylized horror icons!  Measuring approximately 6 '' tall, the Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice) action...

    C$27.99
  • This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble...

    C$21.99
  • Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks Front

    Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

    C$21.99
  •  I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love...

    C$19.99
  • Packaging - Vinyl Record Air Freshener Record Air Freshener

    Vinyl Record Air Freshener

    You won’t find yourself driving down the highway to hell with this Vinyl Air Freshener. It has a pleasant pinewood scent that will bring a bit of the outdoors inside your ride, and guide you through your life in the fast lane. Details:Materials:...

    C$7.99
  • Elf- Holiday Winter Scarf Elf - Holiday Winter Scarf - Front View Elf - Holiday Winter Scarf - Back View

    ELF OMG Santa! Jacquard Knit Winter Scarf

    OMG SANTA! This Elf the Movie scarf features a festive knit design with a Buddy the Elf silhouette and his famous Santa quote!  Details: Dimensions: Approximately 38" long Materials: 95% Acrylic, 5% Spandex Officially licensed

    MSRP: C$24.99
    Was: C$24.99
    Now: C$14.99
  • Christmas at the Vinyl Cafe Book

    Christmas at the Vinyl Cafe Book by Stewart McLean

    Christmas at the Vinyl Cafe includes five new, never before published Christmas stories and the classic “Dave Cooks the Turkey,” story. This special collection from the Vinyl Cafe is Canadian icon Stuart McLean at his finest.Christmas has...

    C$21.99
  • Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron

    Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron

    Our Betty Boop kitchen apron features the 1930s icon with a lipstick kiss pattern with the phrase "Kiss the Cook". The apron also includes a colourful image of Betty Boop in a red dress and matching polka dot apron and chef's hat...

    C$18.99
  • Harry Potter Hogwarts House Crests with Owl Handle Ceramic Mug Front View Harry Potter Hogwarts House Crests with Owl Handle Ceramic Mug Bottom View Harry Potter Hogwarts House Crests with Owl Handle Ceramic Mug Back View Harry Potter Hogwarts House Crests with Owl Handle Ceramic Mug Inside View

    Harry Potter Hogwarts Ceramic Mug with Hedwig on Handle

    Experience the magic of the wonderful Wizarding World of Harry Potter with the Hogwarts House Crests with Owl Handle Ceramic Mug. This detailed, 3D sculpted blue Harry Potter mug features the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Crest alongside a...

    C$32.99
  • Monty Python Mug in Gift Box Monty Python Mug in Gift Box

    Monty Python Mug in Gift Box

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Unless you’re holding the original Monty Python mug by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. This orange mug features quotes and images from the iconic Monty Python series and films including...

    C$21.99
  • The Clapper: Bob Ross Talking Night Light The Clapper: Bob Ross Talking  Night Light

    The Clapper: Bob Ross Talking Night Light

    Clap On! Clap Off! The Clapper has long been a famous sound activated light switch, and now it's also a talking Bob Ross nightlight! This wall plug can control any lamp, TV, or other appliance just by clapping. It also has a built-in Bob Ross...

    C$49.99
  • Diving Sub Tub Toy Diving Sub Tub Toy

    Diving Sub Tub Toy

    This Diving Sub Tub Toy is powered by baking powder! This retro submarine toy will surface and dive in the water over and over to keep bath time fun.  Details: Materials: Plastic Packaging: Illustrated bubble card with retro design No...

    C$8.99
  • Downton Abbey Bell Christmas Tree Ornament Downton Abbey Bell Christmas Tree Ornament Side View

    Downton Abbey Bell Christmas Tree Ornament

    Bring home the elegance of the aristocratic Crawley family, and the overall grandeur of the popular BBC series Downton Abbey, with this new bell ornament from Kurt Adler. Its beautiful black and gold design features a sign which reads, "Happy Christmas...

    C$18.99
  • Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag

    Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag

    Celebrate Canada Day, Flag Day or every day with this patriotic nylon fabric bunting. Single-sided design with detailed applique stitching. Great to festoon your fence,porch, deck or mantel. Well made, with a unique design, this accent is perfect to add...

    C$29.99
  • Maple Leafs Tea Towel

    Toronto Maple Leafs Tear Towel - Multi Logo

    This may look like an ordinary kitchen 'tea towel', but for Toronto Maple Leafs fans, it's a TEAR towel! Wipe your tears away all season long using this absorbent Maple Leafs towel. Perfect for any life-long Leafs fan. Great for the kitchen or BBQ too!

    C$11.99
  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished...

    C$18.99
  • The Clapper Star Wars C-3PO Wireless Sound Activated On/Off Light Switch The Clapper Star Wars C-3PO Wireless Sound Activated On/Off The Clapper Star Wars C-3PO Wireless Sound Activated On/Off plug

    The Clapper: Talking C-3PO Star Wars Light Switch

    Use the force to turn on your lights and appliances. The C-3PO Talking Clapper is a fun and easy way to turn on the lights and other frequently-used appliances in your galaxy with a simple clapping of your hands. The iconic droid speaks every time you...

    C$49.99
  • UG-5420 Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap

    Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap (2 oz)

    Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s MAKE IT SOAP. Earl Grey, bergamot fragrance Details: Materials: shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil,  Packaging:  Full colour...

    C$5.99
  • World's Smallest Slinky Dog Package - World’s Smallest Slinky Dog In Hand - World’s Smallest Slinky Dog World’s Smallest Slinky Dog

    World's Smallest Slinky Dog

    Golly bob howdy! Will you ever love this World's Smallest Slinky Dog. The World’s Smallest Slinky Dog wags his tail, wiggles his body, flaps his ears around and stretches like an accordion. This timeless pull toy is a tail wagging...

    C$12.99
  • 12911 Emergency Goat Button

    Emergency Goat Button

    GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This...

    C$14.99